Note that Althouse deleted a post after the last long SN thingie that essentially said “whoops, there were a lot of typos in there, therefore you win”; I guess the function of said deletion is to make Althouse’s comeback look better somehow. Weird.

Um, could someone remind me of the link?

I had to venture back into the eerie, deserted vastness of the Hudnall thread to find it, but here it is.

Regardless of its size and its relative throbbing, as long as the “middle-thing” doesn’t have four fingers and a thumb attached to it, it’s legal.

I love the image here: it conjures pictures reminiscent of primary school classrooms, with pictures sprayed on the window in Santa Snow or whatever they called it (in Oz, the only white that happens at Christmas is the froth on the beer), rooms criss-crossed with those colourful paper chains that teachers encourage kids to make.

Except breasts. And given the way primary-schoolers make things, the breasts would be all skew-wiff and wibbly-wobbly, but still in gaudy primary colours, and probably swaying in the gentle breeze from the open window (which, at least when I was a kitten) was the sole method of heat reduction available in the summer. Well, that and pleated paper fans.

Hey, a thought: pleated paper breasts to keep you cool in summer! That’s a guaranteed winner! Now, which way to the patent office?

I’m pretty sure that was part of my wedding vows…

mikey

Festooned is such a nice word.

It works well with breasts, doesn’t it? Of course, you could also have ‘bursting at the seams with breasts’ or ‘smothered with breasts’ or even ‘groaning under the weight of breasts’.

http://www.itisdancing.com/archives/33

I love this sort of thing; it just goes to show that however hilarious the German I can cook up is, the Germans have me beat on it. DIESES TOR WAR GENI(T)AL

http://nynerd.com/brazil-vs-turkey-worldcup/

hence the reason I root for Brasil

After carefully combing through Ann Althouse’s latest comments I have found that Sadly, No is unscrupulous, lame, sexist, hateful, shameful, ugly, sexist, trashy, unethical, asinine, malicious, destructive, hateful, confusing, harmful, sexist, hateful, shameful, sexist, shameful, sexist, hateful, despicable, despicable, filth-ridden, low, sexist, hateful, evil, sexist, trivializing, sexist, shameful, sexist, trivializing, unclean, unintelligent, shameful, chauvinistic, piggish, sexist, troubling, confusing, sexist, shameful, false, indecent, abysmal, unethical, sexist, trashy, ass-covering, grasping, unfunny, down-dragging, fearful, delusional, sleazy, hateful, confusing, confusing, subjective, indecent, shameful, shameful, sexist, bullshitters, candyass, phony, out-of-date, and illiterate.

Also, SN’s reputation is shot to hell, its comments sections are cesspools, and it’s not respectable. Furthermore, it attempts to defend women whose websites are festooned with breasts.

I’m sure it was, sailor, I’m sure it was. Good lord, where’s Dick Emery when you need him?

Hmm, maybe this guy has some answers
http://euroross.blogspot.com/soccer1.jpg

That one’s priceless, and that Gucci one was a fine bit of photoshopping. The line of arseholes? Not so much.

I’m outta here.

“Bollocks,” thought all those who had seen the goal – but they were wrong. When pushed further, the slightly flustered striker admitted using his “middle-thing”. “It’s big and it was hurting,” he smiled.

Entendre O.D.