Dwight, will you shut up and get back to work?

Every year, when spring comes, my mind goes to one place and one place only, Ninjas.
Every time you read about Ninja’s attacking somebody or assassinating some public figure, it seems to happen in the spring. I’m not sure why, it’s just the way it is.

Not while the Fed still has capital punishment, nuh-uh no way.
It’s one-a-them catches, almost as good as the catch-22.

U can haz live Cheney.
U can haz deth penuhltee.
Not bofe.
Pick.

Fuck it. I am now just going to censor myself, that’s right, I’m gonna do it.

I may agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to not say it.

The difference being that the folks on this website do not:

1. Release personal information on subjects we dislike.
2. Actively attempt to deny these folks medical attention through dirty tricks and spoofery.

There is a world of difference between wishing someone ill (which is mean, but not completely reprehensible) and actually taking proactive steps to cause them harm. I doubt anyone here is calling Tony Snow’s oncologist and making death threats or spoofing his insurance company to deny him coverage.

See the difference?

That’s the jenkem talking, my friend. They say it’s really hard to get the flavor out of your mouth, but you do hallucinate and talk to dead relatives so it balances out.

Yep .. it’s in a jar on his desk …

Yeah, it’s weird. The Salt Lake City election for mayor was a rout with the Democratic candidate getting over 63% of the vote. Salt Lake is a bit weird that way because his predecessor is an outspoken Iraq War opponent.

That, and the really odious voucher referendum that was going around got squashed 67-33 and our dorky machine-politician city councilwoman got thumped 58-42 by a guy who seems a ton better. It was a good day for us here in town. I don’t expect to live long enough to see Utah go blue in national elections – certainly not progressive Dem – unless the party returns to its racist ways.

That’s a kid who’s already *been* places, and if his mother ever finds out about some of those places, he’ll be grounded until he’s 45.

Unlike Mr. Ruppert, whose crie de coeur implies that he has never been anyplace more challenging than his parents’ basement, nor does he intend to leave that mildew-scented haven while there’s any chance of being challenged by a person or an idea not pre-sanitized for his convenience. It’s obvious how the electoral tides were running today, because the Garry-bot hasn’t been this personally abusive since the Great National De-Wing-Nutting of 2006. There are far-right True Believers whose tenuous grasp upon reality I might actually fear when their tiny intellectual terrariums are shattered in November 2008, but none of them are wingnut trolls. The Rupperts, Godlsteins, Hewitts and Malkins are too cowardly to do more than cheer for *others* to smite the dread Moonbat Battalions.

mid all your girlie whining about the Andy Stephenson incident, you conveniently forget about your fellow travellers wishing death upon Cheney whenever his heart acts up,

Robots have hearts?

of Kentucky?

I always giggle to myself, on the inside.

Which is, at least on some occasions, exactly the right place for it.

I really think we should take care not to be lulled into acceptance of this kind of rhetoric…

True. The last few years have been unpleasant enough, but my real fear is that some of these blowhards will begin trying to act out their red-hot verbiage in the real world.

Nice comeback, Priscilla!

Except that carrying out “God’s will” DOES make you an enemy of the United States. First Amendment and all that. But hey, I hear the Taliban is hiring, maybe you should try there? They love religious fundamentalist and extreamists such as yourself; you guys will have so much in common!

Mikey, I see it abbreviated all the time. I always giggle to myself, on the inside.

I mean, we all think Gary is a funny guy, but he sounds just like a fucking Interhamwe. I really think we should take care not to be lulled into acceptance of this kind of rhetoric, even though it is delivered by such a feckless and idiotic messenger.

We’ll just wait until you string yourself up in the wetsuits and you’ll be easy pickings.

I’m in the heartland. Born and bred here. raising myself a family of little liberals who speak other languages and believe in things like peace and justice, and don’t believe in torture and lying.

Not to mention those ‘hated ‘ liberal coasts? That’s where the population is increasing, friend.

sucks to be you, man….