Comments on: Gavin, Don’t Eat It! (Pt. II Of III)

By: Sadly, No! » Gavin, Don’t Eat It (Part III Of III)

Sadly, No! » Gavin, Don’t Eat It (Part III Of III) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:35:22 +0000

[...] of our experiment. It is a terrible and shame-wracked story, the earlier episodes of which are here and more previously here, as well as possibly also here. This is the tragic [...]

By: Sadly, No! » Blaaargh (Snort)!

Sadly, No! » Blaaargh (Snort)! — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:08:50 +0000

[...] the results of our terrible experiment are [...]

By: Ron Mexico's Dog

Ron Mexico's Dog — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:34:53 +0000

A WINGNUT ISSUE#1!1!!! origin story would be a good companion to Gavin’s Appalling Adventure.

I sense a Keyboard Kommandos Komic (or graphic novel, sales would go through the roof) in the near future.

By: Arky

Arky — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:40:34 +0000

Uh, how does one discern the “look” of something in a medium that exists almost completely as text?

The same way one discerns the totally obvious and imminent victory in Iraq: Make it up.

Have you listened to any Britney Spears lately?

Please warn me if there’s going to be a demonstration of how WingNuts listen to Spears. The pictures with this post are hilarious. Orange stained fingers with nails bitten to the quick yanking on a flab-shadowed penis that bears a striking resemblance to a Vienna wiener, not so much.

By: neurophius

neurophius — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:24:55 +0000

Although you are brave to attempt the Cheeto Lifestyle, “food” alone will not suffice. You need an appropriate soundtrack. Have you listened to any Britney Spears lately?

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:08:38 +0000

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Cheetos, and the darkness he called No Cheeto. And the evening and the morning were the first day…..

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:22:12 +0000

Forgive my ignorance, but can someone please explain the origin of the “Wingnuts love Cheetos” joke?

A WINGNUT ISSUE#1!1!!! origin story would be a good companion to Gavin’s Appalling Adventure.

By: john kaltenbrunner

john kaltenbrunner — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:18:30 +0000

Forgive my ignorance, but can someone please explain the origin of the “Wingnuts love Cheetos” joke?

I Googled “wingnuts Cheetos” and while the results were suitably hilarious, they didn’t answer the question…

Thanks in advance.

By: gbear

gbear — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:11:32 +0000

“It’s actually true. Four flushes later, there were still Cheetos bobbing around in the bowl. There might still be some there.”

OH NO! PLEASE believe me when I say I didn’t know that. I was just….speculating. I was….joking. I didn’t know. Oh please….please….i didn’t…

By: isaac

isaac — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:56:43 +0000

this truly is the funniest site on the web… bravo sir, bravo

By: ignobility

ignobility — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:19:12 +0000

(With a priceless look of doubt and confusion), uh, is there a contest or something?

By: R. V. Dump

R. V. Dump — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:05:37 +0000

Gavin –

I think the secret combination is bacon and Cheetoh.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:00:01 +0000

I’ll tell you something, the Cheetos in the toilet image has me off junk food forever. It’s too gross to think about. (Those orange things could be taken for wingnut feces.)

By: Doodle Bean

Doodle Bean — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:50:43 +0000

Gaaaaaaahhhhhh!!

I made it back out and now all I have to do is go to my happy place…

He’s a local. He’s a local. He’s a local. He’s a local.

whimper

By: Lesley

Lesley — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:48:32 +0000

You guys could write Cheetos for Dummies or How I Gave Up Cheetos and Resumed Being Human

Just call it a twelve-step program.

By: Doodle Bean

Doodle Bean — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:47:01 +0000

Voting for Ace is a good idea! I just looked at the choices in that category and had to back out before I gagged.

But at least Ace is local. I could justify it that way… Plus, how fun has the whole Playdoh and Bacon thing been, anyway?

We owe him one for that. O.K. I’ll hold my nose and do it. Take care of my cats if I don’t make it back out!

By: Caveat

Caveat — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:45:21 +0000

LMAO! At first, I was surprised that you went for Yahoo! Mountain Dew! instead of Bawls.

Then I realized these are low-rent loners – Henckel Trocken not The Widow, Genessee not Oly Gold, RC Cola not Coke.

By: Hubert Davis

Hubert Davis — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:12:30 +0000

In case you want to see how unfunny the beaver was, i hastily threw together this PJBOT. No blogwhoring here, nothing else to see on the site this is hosted. Just going for a cheap snicker. You won't get a full laugh. Type or paste a few sentences in the text box and hit the dufusize button. My apologies if you don't even get a half snicker. PJBot 1.0

By: J—

J— — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:43:17 +0000

Ace is in the lead. Go Ace!

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:32:23 +0000

Gaaahhhh more stuff I don’t want to know. And ’scientific’ my ass- you’re just trying to make us all sick by forcing us to visualize flushing that disgusting mixture of Cheetos and milk.

It’s actually true. Four flushes later, there were still Cheetos bobbing around in the bowl.

There might still be some there.