Comments on: Gavin, Don’t Eat It!

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By: Iconography of party

Iconography of party — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:20:38 +0000

[...] eagle. Perhaps we should petition for an iconography refresh? My submissions: Republicans, bag of Cheetos; Democrats, “Check here and win $1,000,000!” [...]

By: Jeffery Dahlmer

Jeffery Dahlmer — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:11:24 +0000

mmmMMMmmm…people flavor!

By: Ho Chi Mihn

Ho Chi Mihn — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:12:34 +0000

Satay flavoured Chettoes that is, damn you preview button!!!!!

By: Ho Chi Mihn

Ho Chi Mihn — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:11:51 +0000

actually, you are right, sad to say that you can get Satay flavoured ones in Singapore, which weren’t half bad, but still nothing on M&S cheese balls.

By: kiki

kiki — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:19:45 +0000

Of course, the mentat analogy is flawed as it was not the spice that gave the mentats their cognitive powers (as here we are saying that the mystical Cheeto dust endows the mentard with his superhuman ability to deny reality, whine about people doing the exact same thing he did first, and generally be an asshole). The actual mantra mentions the “juice of sapho”, which sounds, um, hot.

Perhaps it should be “It is by the Dew of Mountain that the lips acquire stains”.

By: zsa

zsa — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:18:17 +0000

“Mentard” … roflcopter

The basement dwellers in their wetsuits use the Cheeto dust as a sacrament.

It has the effect of turning their underpants yellow.

By: Sadly, No! » Gavin, Don’t Eat It! (Pt. II Of III)

Sadly, No! » Gavin, Don’t Eat It! (Pt. II Of III) — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:57:50 +0000

[...] the first installment, we explained why we had to risk this [...]

By: Jillian

Jillian — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:19:12 +0000

see here: http://weblogawards.proboards85.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1194305956&page=1#1194320380

By: Jillian

Jillian — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:17:55 +0000

OMG, this is just too funny.

I’m just waiting for the Freepers to start howling about butterfly ballots and dimpled chads.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:10:16 +0000

I particularly loved the Prison Wine segment of Steve Don’t Eat It!
Went to a beer tasting the other week. Nine different IPAs and APAs, happy happy. Last beer of the night was Burton Bridge Old Empire IPA.
“Ah,” I sez, “the delicate bouquet of prison wine!” Other people started edging away. Don’t know why.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:00:11 +0000

You know those balls you can get for dispensing dog biscuits? The ones that you fill with the kibble, and only a few at a time fall out through the hole on one side, so the dog has to keep rolling it across the floor and gets some exercise as well as not eating the whole meal on one sitting? Just wondering whether they sell them for dispensing cheesy snacks as well.

By: Thers

Thers — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:46:04 +0000

That’s the Thers Effect throught the Atrios Megaphone.

I was forced to link to this at gubpoint.

The note clearly said “gub.”

By: kiki

kiki — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:44:39 +0000

“It is by ignorance alone I set my mouth in motion. It is by the Dust of Cheeto that blogs accrue screeds, the keys acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by ignorance alone I set my mouth in motion.”

Perfect. I was going to do the same thing but couldn’t remember the proper mantra, and the ideas I had weren’t as good.

“…set my mouth in motion”… “the keys acquire stains”… genius.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:56:42 +0000

Freeper tagline:

(Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:46:33 +0000

(link:) http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1921095/posts?q=1&;page=101#117

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:45:30 +0000

Gavin, before you continue in your current course of action, you should be aware that your suspicious language has brought forth an earnest allegation of “flim-flammery” against you:
The DUmmie who posted that thread the other day hinted strongly in his opening comments that he was going to perpetrate some kind of flim-flammery on the vote.

By: a different brad

a different brad — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:02:25 +0000

S,N! now has more than double the votes of DUFU.
It is to laugh.
Yay for Kossacks and Atriots.

By: AveragewhiteBack

AveragewhiteBack — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:57:34 +0000

OK, I admit it, I haven’ tread the whole thread, but damn Gavin, what about XXAsteroids Hot Cheetos? As a liebealgayabortionmexicanoislamicfacisticommunisticmalkinhating(whiledesiringheranchorbabytightwellyouknowwhatImean)patriotrunningupthescoreundefeatedthomasmoseradmiringsot why haven’t you tried the XX cheetos? I think you could belt them into XXX. Just saying.