Comments on: Fun With Other People’s Religions (Pt. 2)

By: Arlington Acid

Arlington Acid — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:32:43 +0000

The (actual) violent gang war between Paul and Jesus’s brother James for control of the Church.

Eisenmann! Eisenmann! Eisenmann!!!

By: Darkrose

Darkrose — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:40:09 +0000

In fact, it’s not clear that the Jesus of Christianity was based on a single individual. The Talmud has some really tantalizing bits that refer to an earlier tradition, probably based on a man named Jesus bar Pantera. I read that as "Jesus bar Panera". If the Body of Christ had tasted more like one of these, I might still be willing to get my butt out of bed on Sunday mornings.* * Actually, my mother made unleavened whole wheat bread for Communion a few times, and it was quite tasty.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:25:21 +0000

Goat-milk… sheep-milk… buffalo-milk… they have all kinds of dairy products at Cheeses bar Pan-thera

By: mds

mds — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:54:56 +0000

The Talmud has some really tantalizing bits that refer to an earlier tradition, probably based on a man named Jesus bar Pantera.

Oooh, I just love his soup-and-sandwich chain!

By: Principal Blackman

Principal Blackman — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:27:20 +0000

pork infested

Whoah, back up the Crazy Bus for just a second here…is “pork infested” supposed to be some sort of insult? Because if enjoying a nice pork loin roast or a pulled pork sammich is wrong, then I most assuredly don’t want to be right.

By: Sadly, No! » Fun With Other People’s Religions (Dep’t Of Corrections)

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:05:11 +0000

[...] guess we’ll work on getting laid later, but as NickM notes, here’s Jesus from Luke 19:27: But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over [...]

By: Clütch414

Clütch414 — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:40:48 +0000

RB,

Thanks for catching that slip. Maybe I should’ve used the term “Sainted”?

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:48:18 +0000

This:

And then Dimebag was shot by some retard.

And this:

Can we cannonize Dimebag Darrell?

Look, just how cannonized do you think the guy can get at this point?

By: Clütch414

Clütch414 — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:35:13 +0000

“Jesus bar Pantera.”

Wait…Pantera? I used to like them but they haven’t put anything really good out since “Far Beyond Driven.” And then they broke up. And then Dimebag was shot by some retard.

The Gospel according to Phillip Ansemo?

“RE…SPECT….WALKETH” and so forth.

Can we cannonize Dimebag Darrell?

By: Sarcastro

Sarcastro — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:26:31 +0000

Is The Mighty THOR truly a godly law enforcer or just a dick with a magic hammer?

Well, if you rub Mjølnir it does get bigger.

“… and so the next morning I tell her I’m Thor and she says ‘You’re thor? I think I’ll be walking bowlegged for a week!’”

By: Just asking

Just asking — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:02:37 +0000

Hmmm, well those are reasonable points. I think what folks are saying is, don’t compare Mohammed and Jesus, compare Muslims in power to Christians in power, and what you will find is no particular propensity to violence on the Muslim side.

Oh sure… you’re welcome.

By: NickM

NickM — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:52:03 +0000

Why go past the gospels to find insanity or violence?

Here’s a good one. Luke 19:27; Jesus says: “But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence.”

By: ichomobothogogus

ichomobothogogus — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:44:58 +0000

it might sound as if Beth’s being a tad harsh there, but you have to bear in mind she was talking to Mickey Kaus

By: ajsuhail

ajsuhail — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:21:25 +0000

And what’s more, she has a fetish about Goats!

By: ajsuhail

ajsuhail — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:20:25 +0000

And more fulminations from Miss Beth.

“learn to read and learn to deal with the fact, goat fucker, there’s a rather large contingent of us that will not appease the likes of you and we will fight you and your murderous, misogynistic, pedophiliac agenda until our dying breath”

“I told you you had one chance left to even prove you were part of the human race. The site does open, it’s not my fault you’re totally incompetent. Click on it again, you lying sack of pork infested, goat fucking, woman hating piece of shit.”

“I DARE you, asshole, totally DARE you, to 1) go to my main site (if you have the balls and aren’t a total eunich) and 2) show me one, just one redeeming factor of your purported “religion”. Just one.”

Whew! She is even worse than the average right wing whacko

By: Porlock Junior

Porlock Junior — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:53:20 +0000

Tigrismus:
“Huh, I thought the Difference Moron was developed by Charles Babbage.”

No, it’s the other way around.
Doron Swade wrote the book about reconstructing the Difference Moron. Really. I kind of wonder how the fellow survived childhood with that name.

http://www.amazon.com/Difference-Engine-Charles-Babbage-Computer/dp/0142001449/ref=pd_bbs_sr_4/002-5794466-6252819?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1193989653&sr=8-4

By: Dennis Savage

Dennis Savage — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:47:57 +0000

I thought it was Jesus bar Sepultra.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:28:49 +0000

Jesus bar Pantera.

I think that stuff’s just a cheap slur.

However, since you’re slurring Jesus carry on.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:21:01 +0000

Well, the historical Jesus (the bar-Yusef one) is pretty hard to track down. It isn’t even clear whether there was really a town called Nazareth during the time in question.

And we’re dealing with an administrative power here that recorded everything. It’s hard to lose an entire town with Roman clerks and chroniclers on the job.

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:43:55 +0000

God is an atheist,carry on….