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Basically the worst goddamn thing I’ve ever seen
OH MY GOD:
This was sent to me by a man who seemingly wants me to impale myself on the center field flagpole at Fenway Park. If I weren’t still drunk with joy that the Sox just won the World Series- or hell, if I weren’t still drunk period- this video might very well have driven me to such a grisly act.
Also, would some kind person please call the child abuse hotline and send them a link to this video? It’s all the evidence they need to prove that Pam is unfit to raise potted plants, let alone real live children.
UPDATE: Oh well, Clif beat me to it, yadda-yadda-yadda. This is what I get for not paying attention to anything related to politics for the last week.
Clif adds: A good thing bears repeating. If somebody who didn’t see the video in my post sees it in yours and, as a result, witnesses the ravages that can be inflicted by crystal meth, particularly on the children, then S,N! has done its job.
elindie said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:03
was it clif?
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7662.html
stogie said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:04
Clif beat you to it. And I’m not happy that I had to watch the first few seconds again to determine if this was the same video, dammit!
Actually, this time I was struck by the fact that she had those poor, poor girls dancing to a tune with the lyric “I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.” More evidence for your call to DHS.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:05
Clif had doughnuts with sprinkles in his thread.
Jeffrey Kramer said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:07
That was the ending to the cinema classic “Cry and Cry Again,” wasn’t it?
Hed Taggard said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:07
Any the end of the day, we give a french flying fuck about this why, exactly? It’s like watching a dog with a bad case of the shits. Spectacular, certainly, in the most literal sense, but certainly not shorts-twist-worthy.
Jim Montague said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:09
You can download FLV files (You Tubes) to your pc or iPod by going to http://vixy.net/ the service is free. You can then edit and make it your own (until someone complains of copyright violations) but the mileage you get out of it until that point is yours for the taking. Someone with a little talent could have a lot of fun with this video.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:17
There are Greasemonkey scripts for downloading FLV videos. No messing with other websites.
mikey said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:18
But…but…Doesn’t clif post here too? Is he holding out, posting crap on S,N, and the really cool pammy-whammy crap at his place?
Seems kind of, well, partisan…
mikey
mikey said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:18
Er, not that I actually clicked on it.
Hell no. Won’t go…
mikey
Pere Ubu said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:19
no no no no no no no no no no
sadly, No!
I will not click the linky Sam I Am
I know the link is stinky
and Pammy she is hinky
I will not click it, I don’t thinky
Mal de Mer said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:25
..*ahem*…Kike.
The Hon. Dr. St. Rev. Bradley S. Rocket, Esq, PhD, MD said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:37
Way to be a crazy asshole, Mal.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:39
That’s the only kinda asshole mal knows how to be, brad. Ya hangover sod.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:40
ahh, hungover sod. wotevuh!
Mal de Mer said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:43
Way to be a crazy asshole, Mal.
Oh, please….she embraces neo-nazis, calls for the genocide of Arabs and Muslims and I’m crazy for using a stupid bigoted little word?
Lordy…
mikey said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:44
And it’s kinda sad, ’cause there’s a whole buncha different kinds of crazy asshole to be.
You don’t have to be on permanent repeats.
The Neilson families will reject your hate if it’s last season’s hate.
Just sayin…
mikey
mikey said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:45
and I’m crazy for using a stupid bigoted little word?
Pretty sure that’s not what makes you crazy…
mikey
Jillian said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:53
As your resident Dead Sea pedestrian, I have to point out that it’s just a lame insult. It’s not even funny.
Funny would be rewriting the lyrics to something from “Fiddler on the Roof” and then subtitling the video….I dunno….
Is this the little girl I harried?
Is this the other one? Oy vey!
Who’s got my extra Stolichnaya?
Thanks, I’ll take it straight!
Seabreeze, baybreeze,
Seabreeze, baybreeze,
Oh, hell. I’m too tired for this. Somebody else take over.
Gary Ruppert said,
October 31, 2007 at 3:56
The fact is, liberals do not have the stomach for the long war against islamofascism. The enemy keeping us from winning is the Liberal, with their bias and handwringing over “torture” and “ethnics” when They Are Trying To Kill Us. The liberal is the enemy within, I do not need to prove it further, the evidence is in and I am right. The Liberal must be consigned to the camps or destroyed if we in the heartland are to save our sacred way of life. By the way, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
J— said,
October 31, 2007 at 4:00
Not now, Fake Gary. Mal de mer is back.
Syndicalist said,
October 31, 2007 at 4:03
“I’ll take Monster Mashups for $400, Alex”
“Catherine Bach, Fran Drescher, Dagny Taggart, and crack addiction”
Mal de Mer said,
October 31, 2007 at 4:22
Not now, Fake Gary. Mal de mer is back
K…ki…kik…
Oh, God…Some Jew please (Pamelleh?) stop me before I utter the worst blasphemy possible!
jeff said,
October 31, 2007 at 4:26
Gawd, you know all her relatives are terrified she’ll come by. We all have that side of the family…you know, the ones who are rich but horribly embarrassing? It’s not just a Long Island thing: I’m sure it occurs everywhere–but I think it’s especially difficult amongst immigrant/nouveau riche folks. I pity her relations.
Gavin M. said,
October 31, 2007 at 4:33
Mal, people like Pamela love it when someone uses ethnic slurs at them, because it validates their whole paranoid, identity-based worldview.
Arky said,
October 31, 2007 at 4:37
Is it me, or do all right wingnuts look like they’ve got more than the usual number of broken DNA strands in their mitochondria?
Just so you know, I didn’t click on the link, I don’t plan to click on the link, I will never click on the link. The picture of Resident Pam gave me nightmares.
Herr Doktor Bimler said,
October 31, 2007 at 4:40
Clif had doughnuts with sprinkles in his thread.
Photographic evidence here. Notice cameo appearance from Clif.
Mal de Mer said,
October 31, 2007 at 4:49
Mal, people like Pamela love it when someone uses ethnic slurs at them, because it validates their whole paranoid, identity-based worldview.
Huh? People like Pamela, defender of nazis, friend of John Bolton, and associated with some sort of mob murder on her properly, don’t give a rat’s ass what anyone thinks.
Hoosier X said,
October 31, 2007 at 4:54
Worse than Bat Girl Malkin’s cheerleader routine when she spelled “LOSER.”
Far worse.
Ugh.
mikey said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:03
The fact is, to appropriate an overworked phrase, Mal’s right about that one…
mikey
Xenos said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:08
Still lame, Mal.
You can say a hundred nasty things about Pamela, all of them true, but when you throw in that term you insult the entire group. You hold her out as a type specimen of the group, which reveals you as a bigot.
The best anti-zionists and anti-colonialists I have known have been Jews. You should get out and meet some people.
Gavin M. said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:09
No, but as soon as someone says a word like ‘kike,’ they get to deploy a huge victim tantrum, and everyone lets them off the hook for their true disgustingness as people.
I don’t mean Jews in particular; Malkin plays this one expertly.
bago said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:14
To make up for teh suck in this video, I present this.
KTHX
Mal de Mer said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:16
As your resident Dead Sea pedestrian, I have to point out that it’s just a lame insult. It’s not even funny.
No, it’s not funny. And I feel bad for having offended you. I apologise, Jillian.
Still, I’ve seen the word “nigger” here often, and my confrère, that frog Seb runs this blog, so…
Linnaeus said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:17
I couldn’t even finish watching the video. Wow.
Mal de Mer said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:21
No, but as soon as someone says a word like ‘kike,’ they get to deploy a huge victim tantrum, and everyone lets them off the hook for their true disgustingness as people.
Yeah, but it doesn’t really matter anymore. When “Super-Jew” Pamela embraced the neo-nazis, all hope was lost.
Principal Blackman said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:25
That was the ending to the cinema classic “Cry and Cry Again,” wasn’t it?
Hahahaha! Good call. I definitely cried and then cried again.
Brain Hertz said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:29
Well, I missed it the first time, so thanks very much for bringing it to my attention.
Not. You bastard.
Owwwwwwwwwww. Owwwww. OWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Gavin M. said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:36
Well, when ethnic slurs are deployed around here, it’s in pretty controlled and unambiguous ways — i.e. as dialogue, attributed to someone as a way to highlight what they’re really saying, as opposed to the crafty, slithery euphemisms that the right prefers to use.
With that particular word, there’s one time I know of that I used it in anger. It was when Steve Gilliard died and some right-wing jokesters tried to make fun of his death.
Richard S said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:40
I have seen worse - but not without projectile vomiting - someone try to identify these poor sex slave children and call child protective services.
Herr Doktor Bimler said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:42
That was the ending to the cinema classic “Cry and Cry Again,” wasn’t it?
I would have picked Scream and Scream Again, myself.
“TRIPLE DISTILLED HORROR… as powerful as a vat of boiling ACID!”
eric said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:51
YOU INFIDELS!!! DON’T YOU KNOW THAT PROMOTION OF THIS WOMAN ONLY ENCOURAGES MORE CRAP ESPOUSED BY HER???
-sorry ’bout the all caps thing - it just freaked me out. bad.
SkepticRising said,
October 31, 2007 at 5:52
Do not.
Ever.
Link.
To shit like this.
Again.
Feh.
bago said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:07
Good link.
MzNicky said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:08
Here’s the thing. Pamela Atlas is a middle-aged former hottie who’s glommed onto teh InternetsTubes dealio as a way to try to perpetuate her sexual appeal. The Zionist schtick is secondary; it’s a means to an end. It’s rough when a woman buys into the patriarchal dictate that her cultural value is determined primarily by her visual approval by the male gaze and the tightness of her pussy. When those go, as they inevitably do, and she’s got nothing else to sustain herself, she’s got to a) figure out a way to prolong such putative attributes beyond their shelf life, and/or b) piggyback whatever’s left of them onto something contemporary—i.e., a website and an attendantly attention-grabbing zeitgeist polemic. Once it would have been labeled midlife-crisis exhibitionist sluttery; nowadays, it’s run-of-the-mill wingnuttery.
Sometimes I’m actually glad I’m an old hippie and won’t live a whole lot longer.
Lesley said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:11
to quote the unparalleled leader of all time: fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.
nothin’ can ruin my evening, not even a repeat of PambitchflashboobsgrossvoiceexploitdaughtersRingu2.
I’ve got Rogue Dead Man Ale in a glass and Miss Vicky’s transfat free potato chips (the ones with a “slight potato-like aroma”)!
mikey said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:19
Once it would have been labeled midlife-crisis exhibitionist sluttery; nowadays, it’s run-of-the-mill wingnuttery.
MzNicky. No. You canNOT just leave that alone without picking at it until it’s a poem. If you leave it lay there like that, I’m willing to bet Righteous Bubba will pick it up and run it in…
mikey
Righteous Bubba said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:27
Oh man, I’m on the spot and I’ve got nothing. It does have an Ogden Nash kind of feel to it though…where’s Bimmler?
Righteous Bubba said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:28
Bimler’d do too. Where’s he at?
Seanly said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:29
It’s even worse on the second go-around…
I just noticed how out of sync they all are. High school musicals have better timing!
MzNicky said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:33
Hokay mikey my darling, just fer yew, and off the top o’ my tipsy head:
There once was a middle-aged slut
Who, sadly, presented the front
of a Jewish defender
but when, on a bender,
Revealed she was just a wingnut.
Limericks are teh ee-zee. Lemme ponder.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:37
Pam’s midlife crisis of sluttery
Found expression in bug-eyed wingnuttery
To mourn her dried crack
She murdered The Knack
But at least she’s not drunk in the guttery.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:40
You know, it’s also pretty gross that it’s one of The Knack’s many young-girl songs. They were pretty creepy really.
mikey said,
October 31, 2007 at 6:51
My fave was always “She’s so selfish”. Had a cool drumline.
“She’s been working in the clothing trade…”
mikey
MzNicky said,
October 31, 2007 at 7:01
A reworking of Byron is all I can do for now.
She walks in hatred, like a night
Of Halloween with moonless skies,
And all that’s worst of dark and sight
Meets in her furrows, and her eyes;
Thus cowered to that shallow light
Which Hell to all her days denies.
One dig the more, one line the less,
Had thusly spent the lack of grace
Which waves in every colored tress
That darkly hovers o’er her face,
Where thoughts oblivious express
How foul, how dead their dwelling-place.
And on that cheek and o’er that brow
So fixed, so lame, yet eloquent,
The smiles that sink, the tints that flow,
But tell of days in evil spent,—
A mind at war with all below,
A heart whose purpose is absent.
Gavin M. said,
October 31, 2007 at 7:35
PAM! Pam! Quick, boys!– An ecstasy of fumbling,
Stopping the clumsy Flash players just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.–
Dim, through the browser panes and blue monitor light
“Aiee!” he wailed, “The goggles, they do nothing…”
Itchy Brother said,
October 31, 2007 at 7:41
Would it be terribly rude for me to suggest that someone with the proper skills re-mix this video with Frank Zappa’s “Jewish Princess”?
RobW said,
October 31, 2007 at 8:45
Totally OT, I know: Charlie Rose is a tool.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 31, 2007 at 8:49
This Be Your Curse
She fucks you up, your mum the mad.
She may not mean to, but it’s true.
She fills you with the faults she had
And adds some extra, just for you.
But she was fucked up in her turn
By fools all prone to blowing goats,
Who seek some enemy to burn
Lest they gnaw each other’s throats.
Pam hands on misery to you.
It broadens like unlipo’d ass.
Rebel or see her rot ooze through,
Don’t march with folks who’d see you gassed.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 31, 2007 at 9:16
I got this idea but I’ve been beaten to it. There’s a case to be made that I should be beaten for it.
Herr Doktor Bimler said,
October 31, 2007 at 9:49
I got nothing for this week’s Poetry Club.
Thlayli said,
October 31, 2007 at 11:23
By the way, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Aw, c’mon Gary, it’s only Halloween! Can’t you at least wait until December?
Jillian said,
October 31, 2007 at 11:42
I wasn’t really personally offended, Mal. I like to think my skin’s pretty thick.
But going there just isn’t profitable. What makes her intolerable isn’t her Jewishness….it’s her batfucking insanity. The fact that she’s Jewish just adds an extra level of delicious irony to all this.
atheist said,
October 31, 2007 at 13:11
But tell of days in evil spent,—
A mind at war with all below,
A heart whose purpose is absent.
Hey, I like that MzNicky.
Willy said,
October 31, 2007 at 13:13
I mangled my nut sack in a biking accident resulting in 18 months of eye-crossing pain even Vicodin ES couldn’t suppress, so when I say that this video is excruciating, I know well whence I speak.
bago said,
October 31, 2007 at 13:46
Holy crap my comments went through.
Now just to tempt the edge Trent has just transcended space and time with pure awesomeness.
Want to change the face of music forever? Click the link. It’s on the word Trent.
Moonbat Rising said,
October 31, 2007 at 13:46
Now you’ve gone confused me. Is it islamo-fascism, with a hyphen, or islamofascism,without? For what it’s worth, The Grand Poobah of Bigotry, Horrorwitz, uses a hyphen. Realize that I’m nitpicking, but if these lot are going to save Western Civilization As We Know It, they should at least be consistent with the spelling of The Biggest Threat to The World Evah. Helps everyone stay on the same page.
Moonbat Rising said,
October 31, 2007 at 13:53
Pammy reminds me of the old girls, referred to as cougers, that used to hang around dance clubs when I was a young moonbat. After four of five pints, they’d be on the dance floor, acting out a come-hither mating ritual very similar to Pammy’s routine here. Though the cougers in my day had the common sense and good grace to leave the chillens at home.
Syndicalist said,
October 31, 2007 at 13:56
C’mon Righteous Bubba, the title was a layup–
“This Be the Thong”
Chris said,
October 31, 2007 at 14:38
MzNicky hit the nail on the head. You cannot watch Pam in this video without concluding her desire to be desired trumps any political pretense.
This gives me pause. Does this not also apply to Ann Coulter and the little black dress she wears to morning talk shows?
Sadly, Cambridgeport said,
October 31, 2007 at 15:00
This gives me pause. Does this not also apply to Ann Coulter and the little black dress she wears to morning talk shows?
No, that was just what the first human that she encountered after her ship landed was wearing.
jgmurphyj said,
October 31, 2007 at 15:04
How could you do such a horrible thing to me the same day I lost my beloved Robert Goulet? Sign….
Gary Ruppert on truth serum said,
October 31, 2007 at 15:20
The fact is, Pam Oshry is a secret agent working for Taliban USA. Her duty is to convince Americans of the necessity of banning popular music and adopting the burkha.
bpower said,
October 31, 2007 at 15:26
DO NOT WANT!!
mitch said,
October 31, 2007 at 15:30
Just replace “liberal” with “jew” in any of Gary’s screeds, and it all starts to sound very familiar….
mitch said,
October 31, 2007 at 15:31
I couldn’t quite make it out because of the sound, and I certainly never playing that again, but does she say something about her “va-jay-jay?” Horrifying.
atheist said,
October 31, 2007 at 16:04
MzNicky hit the nail on the head. You cannot watch Pam in this video without concluding her desire to be desired trumps any political pretense.
I dunno. If her madness was that simple, I think she’d find another way to express it. I think she does believe in her ideology, and so does Coulter. The fact that they are mad is only a distraction.
Pere Ubu said,
October 31, 2007 at 16:06
PAM! Pam! Quick, boys!– An ecstasy of fumbling,
Gavin is winner of Internets.
atheist said,
October 31, 2007 at 16:08
Or, lets put it this way, her madness and her ideology have merged, and are the same thing. Her sexuality probably plays a part, but I think there’s considerably more there than ‘desire to be desired’, which certainly isn’t unusual, or bad.
sophie brown said,
October 31, 2007 at 16:48
somehow it all reminds me of uncle wiggly in connecticut.
Col. Klink said,
October 31, 2007 at 17:01
If the Jacksons had been a no talent, white family and completely insane from top to bottom, they would have made music videos exactly like this.
Spartakus said,
October 31, 2007 at 17:05
“O, then, I see Queen Pam hath been with you.
She is the wingnuts’ midwife, and she comes
In smarts no better than an agate-stone
On the middle finger of a dead car salesman,
Drawn with a team of atomies.”
Brando said,
October 31, 2007 at 17:15
How about a little Dio?
When there’s Pammy
You know she always freaks me out
Cause she’s nuts and she struts
Her racist rack about
I cry out for mercy
But she makes her daughters dance
They repeat what she speaks
and I know they don’t stand a chance
No sign of the logic coming
You’ve been watching her vlog
Like a Freakshow on the Web
A Freakshow on the Web
Chuckles said,
October 31, 2007 at 17:33
Egads.
Despondant Cantabridgian said,
October 31, 2007 at 17:39
If the Jacksons had been a no talent, white family and completely insane from top to bottom, they would have made music videos exactly like this.
I don’t think Joe Jackson was anywhere near that abusive. Shouldn’t kids look happy when they are putting on a performance? These poor girls look like perpetual fear has given way to numbness. I wonder if Pam believes in waterboarding as a childrearing technique?
Righteous Bubba said,
October 31, 2007 at 17:41
I don’t think Joe Jackson was anywhere near that abusive.
He was the man.
Michael said,
October 31, 2007 at 17:51
How about a musical accompaniment?
link
And it’s one of Shrub’s favorites…
nolo said,
October 31, 2007 at 18:38
Gavin is winner of Internets.
I agree. I’m still laughing.
tata said,
October 31, 2007 at 18:52
“‘Come hither, come hither, O Odysseus,” the Sirens sang, “stay thy bark and listen to our song. None hath ever gone this way in his ship until he hath heard from our own lips the voice sweet as a honeycomb, and hath joy of it, and gone on his way a wiser man. We know all things - all the travail the Greeks had in the war of Troy, and we know all that hereafter shall be upon the earth. Odysseus, Odysseus, come to our field of flowers, and hear the song that we shall sing to thee.”’
“No, thanks. I’ll just hang out here with the boys.”
K. Ron Silkwood said,
October 31, 2007 at 19:59
It was Pam’s “Take Your Daughters to Work Day”? Shouldn’t there have been a pole?
Duros62 said,
October 31, 2007 at 20:12
Gary Ruppert said - The fact is, liberals do not have the stomach for the long war against islamofascism.
The fact is you have no fucking idea what fascism means, do you?
Found this on C&L. I’m gonna keep it and keep posting it.
mikey said,
October 31, 2007 at 22:05
Shouldn’t there have been a pole?
Umm, I think she hates them too…
mikey
birdseatbugs said,
October 31, 2007 at 22:17
I think Shelley might be appropriate, here:
“Look on my works, Ye Mighty, and despair!”
Marco said,
October 31, 2007 at 22:26
Someone better tell Malkin to start digging through Pammy’s trash. O’Reilly, too. Looks like another case of using children as political shields or propaganda tools or something you know, Democrats do.
Caveat said,
October 31, 2007 at 23:04
So, um, how old are those kids singing ‘backup’? Are they old enough to associate with someone whose morality, intelligence and talent are - ahem - in dispute?
pablo said,
November 1, 2007 at 2:00
The way her background singers are dressed makes them look like they just finished a shift at the kibbutz.
Craig said,
November 1, 2007 at 5:37
What part of some one’s own self worthlessness makes them do a little vid like this?
And the kids! Dont they have friends?
Flag Pin said,
November 1, 2007 at 16:59
That is easily the worst video I have ever seen, and I have been watching MTV since 1982.
bamboozle said,
November 1, 2007 at 18:47
I thought this was the worst thing ever until I read the comments that went with it at Pammy’s site.
just don’t look….no really don’t
wordyeti said,
November 1, 2007 at 22:01
Brando -
Dug the Dio reference - and somehow the video of Pam goes particularly well with the imagery of a red-eyed goat-headed demon making the “horns of Satan” sign with one hand whilst with the other flinging a chained-up priest into a flaming cauldron … and all on Halloween yet.
BTW - in person, Ronnie James Dio, despite long having been rumored to be the ugliest man in rock’n'roll, still pales besides Pammycakes.
Dagoril said,
November 2, 2007 at 22:32
So have we figured out exactly which drugs she is on yet?
And I wonder if she ever puzzled out the difference between Janjaweed and jihad, she was going on and on about that one in one of the other videos I saw of her hehe.
Jay Tee said,
November 3, 2007 at 3:03
She somehow manages to take one of the most annoying and vapid songs of the last half-century and make it even worse. And she makes it seem so effortless, at that. As if the power to further corrupt even the most base materials is something that just comes naturally to her.
Zuzu said,
November 4, 2007 at 4:15
Someone better tell Malkin to start digging through Pammy’s trash. O’Reilly, too. Looks like another case of using children as political shields or propaganda tools or something you know, Democrats do.
Get someone over to check out those counter tops, pronto !