“MSA is a group that supports radical Islam that calls for the death of Jews, the wiping out of the United States, raises money for Hamas, and has many other ties to terrorist organizations.”

Presumably, as we go to the front of the list, it should be worse and worse. So what is this:

6) Family Research Council

The Family Research Council is a far-Right organization that oftentimes does not contribute positively to debates, [...] I believe in a lot of what the FRC preaches but when they needlessly go too far, it does them – and the nation – a tremendous disservice.

Number nine wants to wipe out USA and number 6 “oftentimes does not contribute positively”? To me, it says that the true number six is so dreadful that Jason correctly dreads its retribution. A web site that not merely attacks everything we cherish and hold dear, but which humiliates righteous folks and reduces them to incoherent babble. I say, smart Jason! This post is but a blancing blow, but riskinking a full frontal attack by Sadly No! is is not advisable. Discretion may be a better part of valor.

But my A1c just came back 7.4.

Ok, not the end of the world, but doc’s gonna want me to prostrate myself at the altar of diabetes, and I’m not ready to go down that road.

Shit. Coulda been 6.9 and I’d be outta the woods.

Dammit…

mikey

And I did actually know about the plurality thing, I was just a bit squiffy when I wrote that. Or do you prefer plethora? Panoply, perhaps?

My favorite part is how ‘Jason’ threw in the League of the South in there. “Look, I’m bipartisan!”

Yeah, that and the Family “Research” Council are the only token conservative orgs he disses. Way to be “fair and balanced,” Jasmo.

The League of the South is a sexist and racist group of Southerners who call for the cessation of the South.

Umm, Jason? I believe the word you’re looking for is “secession.” Cessation means something else entirely…

mikey

Really, if I haven’t yet propositioned you or proposed to you, it’s probably out of a sense that people are bored with me doing that.

Also, mikey only loves me because he doesn’t scare me, and because he’s drunk. (Or was, at the time.)

And, I’ll have you know I’m a multitude of mythological Celtic beings. I demand full credit for the plural.

I don’t get it. Why would you bother with some crappy Japanese translation when the original English is there for all to see?

…because ‘fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows’ (al a Noonan-guy) is funnier than ‘bushy-brows’?

No, it was a 6′ Steinway – not in fine shape, as they only allowed the crappy pianos to be forked around the facility.

We had a Bosie they locked up and only took out for the high rollers.

See, the secret of forking grand pianos around is that you gotta put a counterweight on the light end, so it’ll balance properly on the forks. Now I think they actually have a weighted object they use, but back in the day before obsessive safety regs, the best way to do it was to have a guy ride on it.

A friend of mine once drove a piano across the park to put it away, and when he got to the storage building, he started to get off the fork to unlock the door, and the guy riding on top say, “Hang on, I’ll get the door!” and jumped off. The piano immediately flipped end up and crashed off the forks. It was a sight to behold!

Don’t be ridiculous. You always feel that way!

Qatesh, I loves the kitties, that’s why I exist only for their amusement.

And I’m of Celtic extraction as well, though Gavin’s discussion of eyelid features has me wondering if there’s a northern Finn in my woodpile.

Yep, that’s THE genuine and original DPad Magazine, you pitiful whining fool.

And, that’s THE Occidental College, no less.

Yeah, I didn’t know colleges bestowed degrees in “Politics” either – but I guess that’s just because I had a public education, treacherous wily Socialist that I am. Hey, how come I didn’t make the list for that? I even stole some rich white Republican kid’s private school voucher and and rolled it up to snort the drugs that I got from rag-head Muslim countries, in fact.

And you think you’ve been jilted…