Comments on: All The Way Around, And Out The Other End

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:05:17 +0000

The only heterosexuals left will be the math nerds

Hmmm. There are plenty of math geeks who don’t need no speshul skoolinz in being teh Ghey. I offer myself, a Rump Ranger mathemagician, as an example.

By: Paddy Mac

Paddy Mac — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:18:22 +0000

Don’t even get them started on the fluoride and chlorine in our tap water…

By: InsaneInTheCheneyBrain

InsaneInTheCheneyBrain — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:54:29 +0000

People seemed a lot happier than in this deteriorating “republic”, too. Sigh.

By: InsaneInTheCheneyBrain

InsaneInTheCheneyBrain — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:49:25 +0000

Robert meant to say “Burma”, not Bhutan. I was in Bhutan and they used metric.

By: RobW

RobW — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 00:29:01 +0000

Let’s set the end of childhood at, say, 14. On your 14th birthday you receive a book called The World is a Fucked-Up Place and a come-on from your creepy uncle.

How about just a barrage of military recruitment brochures? Oh wait, we already do that.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:38:23 +0000

It’s time to make it a federal felony to crush the innocence of children…

Do they ever bother to say what their definition of children is?

Youngsters, like Klutzo the Clown was into?

Mid-teenagers, like Mark Foley was into?

Let’s set the end of childhood at, say, 14. On your 14th birthday you receive a book called The World is a Fucked-Up Place and a come-on from your creepy uncle.

By: gunner

gunner — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 21:21:43 +0000

J-, thanks for pointing out that link on metrication, I had no idea that people besides machinists were so worked up about it. Poor guy probably goes into a rage every time he buys a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke.

By: Dr.BDH

Dr.BDH — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 21:07:53 +0000

“I consider it to be the biggest and farthest reaching lie in the last 44 years.”

That explains the old joke: The three greatest lies in the world are, “It’s in the mail,” “I won’t come in your mouth,” and “The Bible has been banned on public schools.” Now I get it.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:35:20 +0000

...click KFCUSA Or NAMBLA Nice to see they have corporate sponsorship all wrapped up.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:32:35 +0000

owlbear1, taking the “fun” out of fundamentalism since ‘07.

And putting the “Duh” back in.

By: mds

mds — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:25:15 +0000

From the end of the article:

“For more information on the e-book click,”How Are You Doing That?” and for the ministry, click KFCUSA.”

Is this inauspicious choice of acronym really a coincidence? I mean, do we want to let these people and their school “Bible clubs” near our children when they’ve so thinly disguised ASFUCK?

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:13:41 +0000

No, they’re going to blame the liberal media for not telling them that private prayer and Bibles haven’t been outlawed.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:13:14 +0000

We can all still enjoy crushing the innocence of adults.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:02:45 +0000

It’s time to make it a federal felony to crush the innocence of children

I’m in!

After all, as a mere child I was plucked from the sandbox (well, pt. reyes) and had my innocence forever and for all times not just crushed, but torn into little bits, thrown in a hole and crapped upon?

I’d like somebody to serve some serious hard time for that…

mikey

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:30:16 +0000

I want America to adopt the “stone” as its unit of weight.

Football lineman: “I weigh two stone.”

11-year-old girl: “Me too!”

Or something like that.

By: Jeff Fecke

Jeff Fecke — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:25:55 +0000

-40F and -40C are the same temp.

That’s…that’s a lie! A damn, dirty, liberal lie! -40F is a good, honest, Godly, hard-working temperature. -40C is…is…is Mexlamofascist! You know where they invented the Metric System? France! Need I say more?

By: arky

arky — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:20:39 +0000

It’s time to make it a federal felony to crush the innocence of children, with punishments trebled for “educators.”

This would be a great way to get rabid r-wingers off the streets: “Your honor on May 25, 2008, the defendant did maliciously and intentionally describe the torments of Hell to 25 Sunday School students between the ages of 10 and 12.”

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:20:06 +0000

The metrohomislamofascists will get my yardstick when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

I’m not digging a half meter down to get your yardstick, dammit.

By: Sadly, Cambridgeport

Sadly, Cambridgeport — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:13:11 +0000

OT, but look at this map of nations with universal health care. Notice that the US is not one, but Iraq and Afghanistan are, courtesy of US taxpayers. When is Michelle going to get on this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:WORLDHEALTH2.png

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:02:36 +0000

I like the new fake Gary: he’s got a certain clodding pizazz.