Comments on: Shorter Little Green Footballs

By: stringonastick

stringonastick — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:51:41 +0000

Religion? Feh.

By: atheist

atheist — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:39:44 +0000

That’s not thinking like the Lizard King, that’s thinking. Sorry, the Qur’an and a lot of things that a lefty like me likes to have in society are incompatible.

Sure, and I’m probably not down with a lot that’s in the Qur’an either. But as far as I am concerned, that’s because it’s a religion.

In the New Testament, Jesus Christ says that for a man and a woman to divorce is against God. So, according to a literal reading of the Bible, most of my family is going to Hell.

I think you can find non-literal Muslims, just as you can find non-literal Christians, who are willing to adjust just a tad to their society.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:53:40 +0000

Strange, the third lead in the Dutch equivalent of the Wall Street Journal is a story that the figures all the “waa! muslims!” stories were based on are wrong, and there are 150,000 fewer Islamosexuals striking a spark to the foundations of civilisation that will some day trammel its previously untroubled waters to a degree that no amount of oil will damp down than previously thought.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:11:15 +0000

The *Ajax football supporters* are a bigger problem. They had a big riot a couple of nights ago for god knows what reason. The news gave that a lot of coverage.

Ajax ‘fans’ dont need a reason for a riot, they are a bunch of morons without equal in the country. I do like Amsterdam as a city, but Ajax and their so called supporters are, without exception, wankers.

Actually 47% of the Dutch say they are scared of having to live under muslim law and almost 2/3 of the dutch say that Islam is incompatible with European life, so unfortunately, even if they don’t care what Chuckie Johnson says, a lot of people in the Netherlands appear to think a lot like him.

Made up poll.

By: Good Effing God

Good Effing God — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:02:47 +0000

Can’t they put Charles Johnson in a burka? He really looks like the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:50:47 +0000

[Looks up from copy of "Satan was a Lesbian"]
What, what, where?

By: t4toby

t4toby — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:31:50 +0000

Wait a second. Did Chuckles the clown go on CNN in a T-shirt?

I’m as informal as the next guy, but Jeebus Cripes! You’d think you might want to at least wash the Cheetos stains off of your hands before appearing on national TV.

I wonder if he has any pants on?

I’m sure he’s wearing slippers.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:25:42 +0000

Dear commie athiest-

The windows dirty the mattress stinks
This ain’t no place to be a man
Ain’t got no future, ain’t got no past
And I don’t think I ever can

The floor is filthy the walls are thin
The wind is howling in my face
The rats are peeling, I’m losing ground
Can’t seem to join the human race.

Chorus:
Yeah, I’m living in a hell hole
Don’t want to stay in this hell hole
Don’t want to die in this hell hole
Girl, get me out of this hell hole.

I rode the jetstream, I hit the top
I’m eating steak and lobster tails
The sauna’s drafty, the pools too hot
The kitchen stinks of boiling snails.

The taxman’s coming, the butler quit
This ain’t no way to be a man
I’m going back to where I started
I’m flashing back into my pan.

Chorus:
It’s better in a hell hole
You know where you stand in a hell hole
Folks lend a hand in a hell hole
Girl get me back to my hell hole.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:15:32 +0000

To me he looks like Jim Lehrer’s hippie brother.

Or, to use an old standby, Don Henley.

By: Northern Observer

Northern Observer — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:42:11 +0000

Why does Charlie Johnston look like a frumpy middle aged woman?
I guess all that fear has femenized him.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:33:30 +0000

Well, they have Western fucking Civilization there, but you have to pay for it.

By: bago

bago — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:30:18 +0000

Goodbye, Western fucking Civilization.

In Amsterdam? Unlikely.

By: a different mikey

a different mikey — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:23:48 +0000

Doc Bimler’s been on a roll lately and my keyboard is suffering too.

Broach another cask of pedantry Doc! Bumpers for all our friends.

By: Candy

Candy — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:46:38 +0000

stupidity not supidity

My t key is sticking. I’m sure this is due to the laughter-induced coffee/wine/beer/lemonade spittings of the past year. Many people at Sadly have contributed but I blame Doc Bimler, mikey, and Righteous Bubba in particular . . .

By: Candy

Candy — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:42:29 +0000

I asked him about the ongoing car-b-ques

I’m sorry but I just can’t get past the amazing supidity of this “car-b-ques” thing. Is this a common wingnut expression or is this moron being creative in a room-temp IQ kind of way?

By: Pvt. Joker

Pvt. Joker — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:28:09 +0000

He looks like the type of guy who thinks that subscribing to “Soldier of Fortune” and owning a ham radio makes him one of the few prepared for the coming horde of [insert latest imagined menace]. Growing up in Indy, I saw these guys whenever I rode my bike through my neighbors’ yards. They were the ones chasing after me screaming about private property rights, like I was a pre-teen ATF agent.

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:22:59 +0000

And to think, Holland was once the pinnacle of freedom for the whole world to see. It has sunk into a hellhole ripe for Islamofascist takeover.

HELL HOLE!!!

I’m living in a…

HELL HOLE!!!

OK, that’s all I got.

By: Phil Moskowitz, Lovable Rogue

Phil Moskowitz, Lovable Rogue — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:19:12 +0000

And to think, Holland was once the pinnacle of freedom-

He’s talking about the mushroom ban right?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2190158,00.html

By: At work

At work — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:15:53 +0000

Why is Ozzy Osbourne on CNN?

And why is he using a pseudonym?

By: MCH

MCH — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:14:36 +0000

FSMdamn it to heck: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21455714/

Oklahoma lawmakers object to donated Qurans
Gifts returned to diversity panel; lawmaker says book condones killing

Are they going to return al their Bibles too? Or do Oklahomans condone foreskin offerings, incest, mass slaughter (“slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass”), washing their feet in the blood of the wicked, and decapitation of nonbelievers (“And Israel joined himself unto Baalpeor: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel. And the LORD said unto Moses, ‘Take all the heads of the people and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel”) ?