Myths of the Jena 6 [Jonah Goldberg]
I found an article from somebody in Jena that proves that no one in a Jena is a racist. In fact, the white kids who hung the nooses got shot in the face and the black kids got pie and ice cream. Also, while I’m debunking myths, Matthew Shepherd wasn’t really gay.
Get Over It [Mark Steyn]
The Nobel Prize should only be awarded to people that think that 9/11 was the worst thing that ever happened since the beginning of time!
What I Woke Up Thinking This Morning … [K-Lo]
The best thing ever would be if Lynne Cheney were President, Dick Cheney were Secretary of Defense, Maureen Dowd had been disfigured in a tragic accident, and I was dating that dreamboat Mitt Romney.
“Tonight We Dine In Virginia!” [Mark Hemingway]
This parody of “300″ is teh funny, but be sure to stick yur fingers in teh ears cuz there is a real bad word near teh end.