Comments on: Do those things come in different flavors?

By: ransom

ransom — Sat, 24 Jul 2004 02:44:46 +0000

waka waka waka. . .spell check’s a bitch. . .

By: Patrick Taylor

Patrick Taylor — Wed, 14 Jul 2004 10:40:40 +0000

Well, if Uganada like I’ve ganada, the condemn would be followed by a condone.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 08:31:27 +0000

Family legend has it that 40 years or so ago my uncle’s landlady expressed dismay regarding a former tenant who had left “used conundrums” in the vacated apartment. My uncle reportedly rejoined, “Used conundrums? How puzzling!”

By: Frederick

Frederick — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 05:57:00 +0000

I advocate lifelong abstinence for the denizens of TownHall, and indeed all Republicans. If only George and Barbara could have kept their lust in check and not succumbed to their animal urges. (btw, if you were married to Barbara, you’d do it doggy style too)

By: Frederick

Frederick — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 05:53:47 +0000

Wait a second. TownHall advocated using a condemn, and you’re using a condone? Are you sure that’s safe? Perhaps you should try a condominium. Or a condoleezza.

By: Gozer

Gozer — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 05:52:43 +0000

Uganada is just like Canada only the people are darker and the weather is nicer.

By: salvage

salvage — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 03:10:12 +0000

choose to give in to your lust and act like an animal in heat

Baby, that ain’t no act.

By: Sadly, No!

Sadly, No! — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 02:51:35 +0000

Excellent merl. Please tell them we sent you.

By: QuickSauce

QuickSauce — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 02:09:31 +0000

An illiterate virgin with the name “Trey Hicks,” no less.

By: r@d@r

r@d@r — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 01:54:21 +0000

when i saw “uganada”, i thought the author had gotten uganda confused with canada.

because, they’re, like, right next to each other on the map and all…

By: NTodd

NTodd — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 01:43:26 +0000

I always use condiments whenever I visit Ugandaria.

By: Thersites

Thersites — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 01:28:21 +0000

I once tried using a condor. Largest wingspan of any bird, you know. Amazing how they fit ‘em into those tiny packets.

By: merl

merl — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 01:15:20 +0000

I am damn sick and tired of correcting these dumbasses’ grammar and spelling. Oh well, another letter I guess. You’d think I’d get paid for doing their editor’s job for him.