Comments on: Trash Man or Man Trash? You Decide!

By: Larry

Larry — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:53:36 +0000

One has the distinct impression that, were one to walk in directly upon the distinguished senator from Idaho whilst said senator were upon his knees grasping the thromulent sex of a virile youth, which sex were in the process of showering the visage of said distinguished senator from the State of Idaho with a prodigious onrush of love juice, not missing entry unto his agape oriface in the process, the disntiguished senator from the State of Idaho would see fit to assert that he only wished to spare the young lad of the mortification of entry unto the world at large with an unfortunate bit of grit sullying the head of the aforementioned sex.

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:00:42 +0000

You can stance if you want to.

By: Arne Langsetmo

Arne Langsetmo — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:49:56 +0000

Craig’s wife firmly shoved her elbow into Craig’s side and made a very, very stern face that made her look like she had just chomped down on an extra large piece of spoiled lutefisk.

Ummm, redundant. That’s the only way it comes….

But why was she smiling?

Skoal!

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:23:53 +0000

second piece was indeed stuck to his heel.
Wasn’t it fired from the grassy knoll?

By: Plummet

Plummet — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:09:06 +0000

Is there such a thing as spoiled lutefisk?
Lefsa and tuna hot-dish are a whole different ball game. Ya know?

By: Long Tooth

Long Tooth — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:09:06 +0000

Who the hell would ever pick up a piece of toilet paper off the floor of a public restroom?

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:03:01 +0000

Given his explanation, the mystery becomes clear.
He was merely dipping Mr. Happy in the bowl.

Which creates a new mystery: What the hell for?

By: Al in Portland

Al in Portland — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:47:32 +0000

Senator Craig’s contortionist act brings to mind Rose Mary Woods’ depiction of how she “accidentally” erased those 18 minutes of the Nixon tapes.

By: Rightwingsnarkle

Rightwingsnarkle — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:43:47 +0000

Larry Craig? Any guy with two first names has got to be gay.

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:33:49 +0000

I suspect Mrs. Craig has never seen her current husband with an erection.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:32:05 +0000

That wiki edit reminds me of this Tom Tomorrow post.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:29:15 +0000

You left out the part where the long-suffering wife mentions the descriptions of her husband’s dangly bits (by men who’ve claimed to had relations with him) don’t match her intimate knowledge of them.

It’s amazing what women will put themselves through to hold on to their assets.

By: Totally Heterosexual Conservative

Totally Heterosexual Conservative — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:06:45 +0000

Wait, you mean “300″ ISN’T a gay porn? Then it’s ok for me to get aroused by the broad shoulders and tight abs exhibited therein? ‘Cause it’s not gay, right?

Sweet.

By: Rufus

Rufus — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:33:19 +0000

Strangely, the piece of toilet paper in question had the following written on it:

“I can haz secks with yoo?”

By: NobodySpecial

NobodySpecial — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:25:34 +0000

Given his explanation, the mystery becomes clear.

He was merely dipping Mr. Happy in the bowl.

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:23:00 +0000

That sounds more like a yoga stance than a wide stance.

By: Uncle Boomer

Uncle Boomer — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:14:26 +0000

I think it is clear that Sen Craig is embarrassed to admit he was playing Twister all by himself and he was inviting his neighbor to play too.

By: Jon H

Jon H — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:11:42 +0000

A wide stance is often used during the limbo, is it not?

By: Bookish

Bookish — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:03:31 +0000

It’s pretty easy to have a wide stance in assless pants. Just sayin.

By: Sadly, Cambridgeport

Sadly, Cambridgeport — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:52:56 +0000

Maybe this was Schrodinger’s stall, where one is both gay and straight until actually observed having Teh Butt Secks

I doubt that he would admit to being gay even if he were caught on video having teh… well, doing the… [vomits up lung]