Comments on: Shorter Mark Hemingway

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:38:29 +0000

Nice, bubba, nice.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:54:01 +0000

I was right – I’m still laughing about the “I pooped!” thing.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:53:08 +0000

[stealthily grabbing image]

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:21:49 +0000

Oh editing fairies...

By: ignobility

ignobility — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:30:37 +0000

I love the cat, again with the perfect shoulder alignment.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:12:10 +0000

His head kind of glows in a saintly kind of “I pooped” way.

I’m going to crack up about this all week.

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:55:30 +0000

Word, word.

I’m gonna make red beans and rice, with ham and fresh green pepper tortillas. It’s gonna be hot and yummy and I’m looking forward to it now more than I was…

mikey

By: wordyeti

wordyeti — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:16:06 +0000

This is all so wrong. I am supposed to be making a very tasty bracciole & marinara sauce, and I’m just scrolling through these pics and laughing uncontrollably. I can’t wait until the “have pity on the portly” crowd find out about this and bring out the pitchforks&torches. Which, by the way, are useful to toast marshmallows with.

Mmmmm… s’mores …

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:20:21 +0000

Christopher Robin and Pooh could escape by Climbing Trees, and Kanga could escape by Jumping, and Rabbit could escape by Burrowing, and Owl could escape by Flying, and Eeyore could escape by — by Making a Loud Noise Until Rescued, and here am I, surrounded by water and I can’t do anything.

By gum, Rufus is right. It’s a withering indictment of dependency and irresponsibility. The world awaits the conservative exegesis of Pooh.

By: Rufus

Rufus — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:10:03 +0000

Mark Hemingway, otherwise known as The Louse at The Poo Corner.

He’d make a jolly Winnie the Pooh, wouldn’t he? He’d probably try to get Eeyore to admit that losing his house was entirely his own fault, as he built it right by the flood-prone creek, and if only Eeyore had had the foresight to build in a more stable location, Winnie and Piglet wouldn’t have to spend valuable time finding a new home for Eeyore, the welfare queen donkey, who feels no need to take personal responsibility, knowing that the other folks in the Hundred-acre Wood can be counted on to carry his lazy ass.

Markie the Poo would be loved by children the world over, I’m just sure of it.

By: Doctorb Science

Doctorb Science — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:57:04 +0000

I just figured it out: Karl Rove is behind it. The circumstances behind his resignation were never fully revealed, but he’s got revenge on his mind — revenge against the entire Right Wing Noise Machine. So he’s been using subliminable messages to get the more unhinged bloggers, Senators, and shouting heads to do stupid things, like smear a 12-year-old, or smear a 2-year-old.

By: Doctorb Science

Doctorb Science — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:42:48 +0000

S-CHIP kids: betcha can’t smear just one!

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:55:21 +0000

Well you got me to laugh inappropriately here in cubicle heaven or hell.

Hanx alot!

By: coolcajun

coolcajun — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:49:24 +0000

My favorite paragraph from the original article:
On the conference call, Dara admitted to me that she and Brian had been talking about having children since before they were married. She further admitted that after they were married she voluntarily left a job at a country club that had good health insurance, because the situation was “unmanageable.” From there she took a job at a restaurant with no health insurance, and the couple went on to have a baby anyway, presuming that others would pay for it and certainly long before they knew their daughter would have a heart defect that probably cost the gross national product of Burkina Faso to fix. But not knowing about future health problems is the reason we have insurance in the first place.

I wonder if he recorded the conversation he had. If so, I would like to hear it just to get a read on the unmanageable situation.

What is Mr. Hemingway’s beef anyway? Surely he has been in unmanageable situations before(maybe not at work). If he hasn’t may I suggest him working for a week at MSNBC, CNN or *shudder*BBC News *shudder*. It will probably only be a day before he decided that there are indeed unmanageable situations that he even he can understand.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:42:08 +0000

I mean fuck yeah!

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:41:42 +0000

A thread about a post by the posters posting photoshopped images of the topic by the commenter and discussing the relative capabilities of the posters posts and images, modifying the commenters images and posting on the posting of the posters followed by commenting on the comments of the commenters…

By: Pvt. Joker

Pvt. Joker — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:37:31 +0000

Hemingway’s still at it at The Corner.

I love that Hemingway’s new post is some guy saying how he stayed in the Army to retain the great benefits. Hey Colonel Noclue, guess who paid for all those benefits (plus your salary).

By: J—

J— — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:08:42 +0000

Hemingway's still at it at The Corner.

By: mikey

mikey — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:58:24 +0000

Inter-Meta. A thread about a post by the posters posting photoshopped images of the topic by the commenter and discussing the relative capabilities of the posters posts and images, modifying the commenters images and posting on the posting of the posters followed by commenting on the comments of the commenters…

Now with thirty percent more images…

mikey

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:48:30 +0000

What were we talking about again? The impropriety of something or other. Hey, where's Little Lotta?