Ace of Spades has real sexual frustration issues, judging by the frequency with which bitter misogyny finds its way into his posts, via gratuitous aside or by direct address: Boobs characterized as “bags o’ sand,” vaginas likened to “Play-doh and bacon,” his creepy and hateful obsession with Amanda Marcotte. The subtext is always the same: women are meanies because they won’t fuck Ace.
Above: Lonely wingnut blogger ISO LTR w/anyone other than Rosie Palm
So you just knew that with the Randi Rhodes story, Ace would be true to form. Yup. Here’s the caption Ace put under Rhodes’s photo:
A computer simulation of what Randi Rhodes might look like
after extensive maxillo-facial reconstructive surgery and years of
more conventional cosmetic surgeries…
wait, that’s what she looked like before her fall?
You’re shitting me. Really? Oh, okay.
Well, I’m sure she’s funny. Or nice.
Or into anal or something.
See? ‘Bwahaha! Stupid, homely liebruhl woman! She has to take it in the ass to get any action at all!’
Yeah, well, I’m betting that Randi does just fine, which is more than can be said for (stupid, homely) Ace, who probably hasn’t been laid in this millennium.
Update: ZOMG! What wingnuts say about teh ekonomicks is true! Ace demands, so the market supplies! (Link hanx to Jillian.)