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Posted at 3:11 by Gavin M.

Mikey sends a screen-capture of mysterious, yet authoritative nature:

Above: The net of proof grows tighter

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zoidberg said,

October 16, 2007 at 3:21

Unfortunately, that comment was deleted for ‘vandalism’ by someone. But does that person have absolute proof that Mickey Kaus does not blow goats? Until we get an answer to that question, we must continue asking it – as it would be irresponsible not to.
Righteous Bubba said,

October 16, 2007 at 3:24

Goats will neither confirm nor deny the allegations.
HumboldtBlue said,

October 16, 2007 at 3:31

And now you al have learned an important lesson, such as, the answer to the question, “Mommy, how the do theymake goat cheese?”
Joba Chamberlain said,

October 16, 2007 at 3:31

Local goats were asked for comment on the rumors but refused. This is clear evidence of complicity in the coverup.
Jon H said,

October 16, 2007 at 3:31

Is mickey saying “Sniff my finger. Like it? It’s goat!”
Lesley said,

October 16, 2007 at 3:40

are you sure the goats aren’t blowing mickey because who else…?
Lesley said,

October 16, 2007 at 3:41

also, goats will pretty much eat anything, cardboard, wood shavings, expired tuna…
Rightwingsnarkle said,

October 16, 2007 at 3:53

As Mickey was fond of saying back in his college days:

For children, a woman;
For pleasure, a boy;
But for sheer ecstasy, a goat.
tb said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:08

The rumors are true then.
Dr.BDH said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:21

I pity the goats.
Ray Radlein said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:24

Yeah, but that edit is a clear violation of Wikipedia’s NPOV (“Neutral Point of View”) policiy. If it had been phrased more circumspectly (i.e., “…who has widely been reported to blow goats”) it would undoubtedly have passed muster.

Aside from the inevitable “[citation needed]” tag, that is.
Billy G. said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:26

All I can say is, the Mickster, as he was known in the local goat community, gave me the best head I’ve ever had in my life. But that’s not on the record.
Legalize said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:28

This story has legs – 6 of them. But in my estimation, a very serious question is being ignored by teh MSM:

Does Mickey fuck goats, or does he merely blow them? And if he merely blows said goats, do the goats reciprocate?
DEMIZE! said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:37

Ey iz stil in ur barnyardz fellatin ur goatz1!!!!1!!1
An Anonymous Goat said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:48

Mickey Kaus . . . raped me.
Pocket Rocket said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:50

I guess the rumors really are true. Mickey Kaus is a goat-blower. My God.
thelogos said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:52

It would be wrong to not speculate as to whether or not that was Mickey Kaus in Goatse.
Mr Blifil said,

October 16, 2007 at 4:58

He may be a goat blower, but it’s reasonable to conclude that when he does blow them, they don’t travel very far.
Rufus said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:00

The time has come for some enterprising young Photoshop genius to come up with some LOLgoatz.

“Whe-e-ere iz Mi-i-i-i-ckey?”
CapMidnight said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:01

I have photos of Mickey Kaus in which his “I am no goat blower” lapel pin is conspicuously absent.
Interesting.
Edward Albee said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:03

It’s very true about Mickey. In fact he’ll be starring as the goat fucking husband in a revival of my play “The Goat,” where Mickey has assented to perform the controversial on-stage goat blowjob, which was cut in the original production, after Bill Pullman insisted that he be allowed to instead blow Nathan Lane. “More of an acting challenge,” he said at the time.

To have an actual goat blower performing in the role of the goat blowing husband/father/gay guy has exceeded my most cherished hopes for the fulfillment of my artistic vision.

The only problem so far is that on the odd occasion when the goats accidentally shit all over him, he whines like a little girl. Very unprofessional, and unbecoming. Grow a pair, Mary!
jeff said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:18

I’m not partisan on this, but I’d just like to say, from the animal protection point of view, that I have never seen a case of goatfucking where the goat assented–rationally and under no duress–to the advances of a human. Not even from a normal looking human.
objectivelypro said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:18

Feeling apprehensive, Mr. Kaus then offered a twenty dollar bill to the goat, whom he described as stocky.
Kathleen said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:23

why is Mr. Kaus so silent ont he subject of goat-blowing? surely if innocent, he would have nothing to hide, and thus no reason to refrain from speaking.
grytpype said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:24

I defy anyone to produce a goat that will swear Mickey didn’t blow him, and back it up with a lie detector test.
Chris/tx said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:30

Jeebus, he was just helping the goat over the fence.
ts said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:31

Rufus, here you go.

http://instaputz.blogspot.com/2007/10/lolgoatz.html
Joe Klein's conscience said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:32

It’s back up on Wikipedia. Confirmaton indeed!!
garage mahal said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:44

I have photos of Mickey Kaus in which his “I am no goat blower” lapel pin is conspicuously absent.
Interesting.

Interesting indeed. And if Mickey isn’t wearing the lapel, well, he he’s the one making an issue out of it, no….? He brought it all on and has no one to blame but himself.
RandomObserver said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:45

Joe Klein’s conscience posting here? Well I guess Joe Klein has no use for you.
ignobility said,

October 16, 2007 at 5:47

So that’s why Bush couldn’t put that book down on 9/11.
The Goat Cop said,

October 16, 2007 at 6:02

Upon entering the barn on or around 8 pm, I noticed the defendent, Mickey Kaus, loitering around the feeding trough. When I approached, defendent made certain gestures which are commonly understood in the man-goat community to indicate a desire to engage in sexual activity. I entered my stall, only to find the defendent peering through the door at me. He then entered the stall adjacent to mine, placed his foot next to my hoof under the partition wall and tapped it several times — a gestture that is also generrally understood as an invitation to engage in oral sex. I then showed Mr. Kaus my badge, placed him under arrest and head butted his soirry ass into the next county.

Given this 15th day of October,
Superior Court of Billygoat County, Idaho
Judge Craig presiding
Herr Doktor Bimler said,

October 16, 2007 at 6:06

So the guy has a day job that involves balloon animals. You got a problem with that?
Innocent Bystander said,

October 16, 2007 at 6:08

Goatgate is clearly building…how long can Kaus maintain his silence on this issue? I haven’t seen such a clear slam-dunk case based on the facts since Colin laid out the evidence of Iraqi WMD at the UN.
John Lennon said,

October 16, 2007 at 6:09

And let me introduce to you, the act you’ve known for all these years, Mickey Kaus’ Goat Loving Hands !!!
Public service announcement « D2 route said,

October 16, 2007 at 6:19

[...] Mikey sends a screen-capture of mysterious, yet authoritative nature [...]
Herr Doktor Bimler said,

October 16, 2007 at 6:37

The Mickey Kaus Story:
Look Back in Angora.
L.S./M.F.T. said,

October 16, 2007 at 6:40

So.. I guess this scandal will kill Mickey’s chances of being next-year’s Grand Marshal of the Goat Week Celebration in Laconia NH? (It was said that he, known by the locals as ‘Gumby’, was a shoo-in to win!) Goat Week is traditionally held in June, the week after,“Laconia Bike Week”, and attracts goat clubs from all over the world and as far away as Sagittarius*. The Big Festival culminates with an escorted parade down rt 106 to Loudon Raceway, for an all day exposition of different ‘Free-Style’ goat tricks and techniques. Ending the day with clowns and a magic show for the kidds.

The goats are gonna go wild, like they did in ‘65.

Oh Shit!
Billy D. Goat said,

October 16, 2007 at 6:45

oh mickey you’re so fine
you’re so fine you blow my cock
hey mickey! hey mickey!
Righteous Bubba said,

October 16, 2007 at 7:14

The Mickey Kaus Story:
Look Back in Angora.

So I was wrong thinking he was a bleatnik.
Smiling Mortician said,

October 16, 2007 at 7:19

Ah, sibling rivalry. It’s never pretty. (Damn. Link won’t embed.) Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Stephen_Kaus&oldid=164882671
Some Guy said,

October 16, 2007 at 7:20

Aww, now who edited his wiki page? Huh? Who did that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t3o9aIoA98

I couldn’t find a shorter clip. Emphasis on the last 20 seconds.
grytpype said,

October 16, 2007 at 7:20

How long has it been since Mickey has failed to refute these allegations?

A suspiciously long time, I think.
Herr Doktor Bimler said,

October 16, 2007 at 7:26

I’m loth to pile onto Mickey, but whatthehell, the mohair the merrier.
Fainting Goat said,

October 16, 2007 at 7:29

The crowds, the excitement — it’s all too much… feeling dizzy now… give me some air…
Righteous Bubba said,

October 16, 2007 at 7:32

No nanny state for Kaus.
A Goat said,

October 16, 2007 at 8:02

He tried to slip me a Mickey. Quite literally !!!
Correct Goat said,

October 16, 2007 at 8:04

He tried to slip me a Mickey. I kid you not !!!
cowalker said,

October 16, 2007 at 8:17
cowalker said,

October 16, 2007 at 8:19

What Cowalker mean to say:

AMINURSTRAWLUVINURGOATS
Herr Doktor Bimler said,

October 16, 2007 at 8:52

I for one deplore these deranged-liberal cashmear tactics directed against Kaus.
Butthead Billy said,

October 16, 2007 at 8:56

You want buttsecks? I’ll give you freckin’ buttsecks.
Some Guy said,

October 16, 2007 at 9:57

“He tried to slip me a Mickey. I kid you not !!!”

HA!
Herr Doktor Bimler said,

October 16, 2007 at 10:46

Oh noes! Incontrovertible graphic evidence!
http://www.wga.hu/art/b/bernini/gianlore/sculptur/1610/2amalthea.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/mmothra/PanShe-Goat-Herculaneum.jpg
http://www.ragoarts.com/onlinecats/11.03FJ/019.jpg

I am not at liberty to tell you how I came by these images, but I have complete trust in my source, who informs me that they come from “Captain Kidd’s” own private collection.

As yet without LOLgoat captions. Or caprations — which should be a word.
Bistroist said,

October 16, 2007 at 12:46

Well spotted, mein lieber Herr Doktor. The Herculaneum Pan (second of the links above) actually looks a bit like Kaus.
Harvey Bushell said,

October 16, 2007 at 13:30

I’m glad this issue has come up. My research has shown there is much more goat sects going on than I’d ever imagined.

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=100082700&MyToken=136d4d0d-e116-4d81-a8c8-56389479901b
Dumbo said,

October 16, 2007 at 13:32

Ah… This is as clear an example of “whistle-blowing” (not goat-blowing, necessarily, although there may yet be a relationship). Mickey is trying to send a high-pitched message that only those who are attuned to it (perhaps other goat blowers?) can hear. This may not be solid proof that Mickey is a goat-blower, however, it does show his affinity for the goat-blowing milieu. What does he share in common with them?

And by the way, let me be the first to say that I have no problem with goat-blowing, as long as it is consensual goat-blowing (i.e., the goat is of a similar mind as to the procedure). If it should turn out that, indeed, Mickey does blow goats (and the mystery around this point continues to widen), we should not be too hasty to judge Mickey for this pecadillo, lest we all be judged for our own, more normal, pecadillos.
Michael Bérubé said,

October 16, 2007 at 14:34

Is it true that his MySpace page lists Goat Head Soup as his favorite album? That’s not true, is it? That’s gotta be a joke, right?
Wikinazi said,

October 16, 2007 at 14:56

CITATION!
Responsibly Speculating With Photoshop said,

October 16, 2007 at 14:57

I AM IN UR STRAW LUVN YUR GOATZ!!!

Mickey Kaus: This must be HEVN!!!!
Darth Gongshow said,

October 16, 2007 at 16:02

Sure, it’s kind of funny, but wikipedia is not the place IMHO for this sort of juvenile crap. Sorry to be a spoilsport, but reporting the truth would have been better:

“Kaus was the subject of malicious rumors circulating in the political blogoshpere in October of 2007. According to the rumors, started by Atrios of the blog Eschaton, Kaus was in the habit of performing oral sex on goats. This rumor was apparently in response to Kaus’s use of anonymous sources that contradicted on-the-record denials of an accusation against Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, who was alleged to have had an extramarital affair. Despite public denials by both Edwards and the alleged woman involved, Kaus implied that his source, an anonymous friend of the woman, was more credible than the public denials of both Edwards and the alleged mistress. Other blogs picked up on and amplified the Kaus-goat rumor, claiming anonymous sources that had witnessed the act. Adding to the fun, these bloggers claimed that Kaus’s refusal to publilc deny the allegations was possible proof that they were true.”

See, not too hard, objeectively true, and even more dammning of Kaus as it also challenges his journalistic standards and credibility.

Plus, it doesn’t abuse wikipedia which, for all its faults, is a well-meaning and useful endeavor (again, IMHO).
nolo said,

October 16, 2007 at 16:34

funniest comment thread ever. Or at least today.
Tosh said,

October 16, 2007 at 16:38

Them goats is gettin’ lots of attention now but Mickey is not the first to discover the joys of “going goat”.

“Chupacabras”

The name translates literally from the Spanish as “goat sucker.”

See; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra for illustration.

There is also an order of birds that go by the name “goat sucker”.

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/refpages/RefArticle.aspx?refid=761559115
Five of Diamonds said,

October 16, 2007 at 17:12

Suck a golf ball through a garden hose?! That’s nuthin’. A goat can EAT A TIN CAN!
no fries - chips! said,

October 16, 2007 at 17:45

we tried walking kaus around wrigley field to remove the curse, and all the time he was sing about “you don’t need a weatherman to know which way the goat blows”, or something.

but it still didn’t work. well any ballclub or pundit can have a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d century.
Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said,

October 16, 2007 at 19:24

Why does the liberal media refuse to even cover the growing goat-blowing controversy? MSM is clearly an accomplice in the cover-up.
L.S./M.F.T. said,

October 16, 2007 at 19:32

It seems that the wingnuts knew more about this Chupacabra/Kaus connection than they’ve let on. Google, “Kaus Chupacabra”, and see what the results are and as importantly, which blogs have made mention of Ol’ Mickey and the Chupacabra in the same posts.It’s like the fuckin’ X-Files!

(No wonder X-Files was on Fox, they had inside information!)
Arlington Acid said,

October 16, 2007 at 23:31

No one has even dared to ask the question that’s in the back of all of our minds: Just how young are these goats in question? Jesus Christ, they could be KIDS for all we know, and this “hasn’t denied it” deviant could be enacting his sick, sick fantasies on goats as young as one or two years old! Has anyone even bothered to look up the beastiality laws of his state? I’m all for “alternative lifestyles” but when it comes to the lives of defensless young animals, I draw the line!
Joe said,

October 17, 2007 at 0:07

I agree with Darth Gongshow up above, wikipedia vandalism isn’t very funny. Wikipedia is amazing in that given that anyone can edit anything if the rightwing view of human nature were the case one would expect Wikipedia to be much worse than it is — kind of nice that it’s so good. Messing up wikipedia seems like something rightwing assholes would think was funny.
Righteous Bubba said,

October 17, 2007 at 0:14

I agree with Darth Gongshow up above, wikipedia vandalism isn’t very funny.

Bringing the Wikipedia’s standards up to a Kaus-like level of accuracy is a noble ~~goat~~ goal.
PoliShifter said,

October 20, 2007 at 18:26

“I agree with Darth Gongshow up above, wikipedia vandalism isn’t very funny.”

Neither is spreading rumors about supposed affairs based on “anonymous sources”

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