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Shorter Debbie Schlussel
So Predictable: Pro-Terrorist, Anti-Semitic Arab Group Attacks “Anti-Semitic” Ann Coulter
Above: The Grosse Pointe Blankity-Blank
- OMG, you want to talk anti-Semitism? How about when some freakin’ honk-nosed, scheming International Conspiracy niggity-nogs called Ann Coulter ‘anti-Semitic’ when all she said was that Jews aren’t as good as Christians?!
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
Lesly said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:18
“Niggity-nogs”. Haha!
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:21
Debbie Schlussel: wannabee Ann Coulter. And how sad is that?
luneylegume said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:26
If friendship and allied interests are forged more strongly in hatred and it seems clear that this is so , then in hated is trust and allied strength . Gosh I’m gonna be super strong , super duper diggity dog plus
J— said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:29
[Context here and here.]
Daily Kos’ Hunter in stereo!
g said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:37
Debbie Schlussel: wannabee Ann Coulter.
I’ve always been amused by whoever dubbed her the “Costco Coulter.”
The Kenosha Kid said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:44
Check out the comments over there – they make Malkin’s flying monkeys seem like the height of intelligence and wit.
a different brad said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:48
Debbie sez:
“Genocides”.
I’m surprised she didn’t bring up moooooslem doctors killing their patients in stories she fabricated out of a misreading of a fictionalized account of presumed and unproven malpractice.
It’s really hard to laugh at such irrational hatred.
Gotta love calling Coulter’s remarks not really anti-semitic, tho. I’m sure if, say, a sikh said the same lil Debbie would have had the same response.
tigrismus said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:51
Was “here” supposed to link to a different page than “here”? Perhaps consider adding a “there”.
Gavin M. said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:53
Links fixed. (Thanks!)
mikey said,
October 14, 2007 at 19:58
Y’know, it’s the hate that’s really important to these people. Not the target of the hate. That’s entirely fungible.
But you gotta worry a little about what they’re gonna do if they start to run out of muslims or mexicans.
I think there’s every indication they’ll go after the chinese, but they could also decide to turn on each other…
mikey
g said,
October 14, 2007 at 20:12
Well, I think the logical extension of that kind of hate is what drove Jim Jones and his followers to Guyana and David Koresh to barricade himself and his followers behind berms in Waco.
I would imagine, too, that a lot more Guyana and Koresh-ian communities, families, or enclaves get started and implode rather quickly due to the pathology of their participants. Guyana and Waco are probably the exceptions to the rule in terms of “success”.
So – I think there are small asteroids of these hateful little communities or cliques forming, breaking up, swirling around the universe, burning up when the enter the gravity of reality.
Probably some of the participants meet bad violent ends in internal struggles, or emerge psychologically damaged. Maybe others truly come to an epiphany and repent – as David Brock did.
Probably scores more bury their hatred deep and take it out only on themselves and their family members and co-workers.
Shorter Deb said,
October 14, 2007 at 20:25
Look at meeeee! I’m really dumb!
Smiling Mortician said,
October 14, 2007 at 20:37
Yup. How dumb, you ask? Well after calling Coulter’s bugfuck comments “un-anti-Semitic,” she gloats:
ADC calling Ann Coulter an Anti-Semite? Pot. Kettle. Blackety-BLACK.
Um, Deb? That would make Coulter an anti-Semite even by your own reckoning. Dim bulb.
mikey said,
October 14, 2007 at 20:46
Oh no, Mortician.
To Debbie, the insult is calling them “Blackety-BLACK”.
No greater insult coming from a pathological racist…
mikey
Hysterical Woman said,
October 14, 2007 at 20:57
So, when is Debbie going to get perfected?
El Cid said,
October 14, 2007 at 20:59
So, how was it that lil’ Debbie noticed the ADC’s condemnation of Coulter’s screeches, but failed to notice the ADL’s condemnation?
Or is she just terrified that for once the American Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee is in agreement with the Anti-Defamation League, and desperately seeks a fake reason to portray dissent between them instead?
J— said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:12
Strange, I thought Coulter already took it upon herself to perfect Jews in her book, Godless: The Church of Liberalism:
From the Forward (6/16/2006).
MaryC said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:14
That photo of her is so un-nerving. Either her teeth are pink or her tongue is too big for her mouth.
Big Bad Bob said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:15
Hello
I’m a fellow liberal who is new to this site. Can anyone here help me out maybe explain the rules of the forum to me.
Thanks.
a different brad said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:17
Wow….. the owner of the AMAZING site 1389blog.com, offered the following comment in response to the historical debate blooming in Debbie’s comments.
Julia
Gorin
for
teh
win.
(Do visit the 1389 site, btw, since we’re all masochists here.)
alan said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:29
Why do we pay attention to this woman?
g said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:33
Oh, do I have to go there? It’s like a horror movie, the asement or the dark attic that you know the characters, foolishly, will venture into. Without their flashlights, cellphones, guns, or even sturdy shoes.
Trilateral Chairman said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:40
Debbie Schlussel: wannabee Ann Coulter. And how sad is that?
It’s sad in so many ways that I can’t even begin to wrap my head around them all.
Here’s a fairly minor sadness:
* To truly emulate Coulter, Schlussel would have to lose 20-30 pounds; and
* Schlussel appears to be a reasonably healthy weight.
Pere Ubu said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:43
I’m a fellow liberal who is new to this site. Can anyone here help me out maybe explain the rules of the forum to me.
Make fun of the wingnuts. Don’t feed the trolls. Eat all your vegetables. Don’t photoshop giant sammiches into the hands of overweight shitty SF writers. Make jokes about Ace not wanting certain things. Wipe your feet before coming in to the comment thread from outside.
Did I miss anything?
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:57
Did I miss anything?
Some of us are in favor of photoshopping giant sammiches into or onto any and all targets of opportunity.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 14, 2007 at 21:58
Alas, Julia Gorin’s unwatchable America Show seems to have met its end: last episode posted February 18, 2007.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kkwRI47LeE
mikey said,
October 14, 2007 at 22:11
Did I miss anything?
Tell us in detail what you’re eating, drinking and fucking…
mikey
D. Sidhe said,
October 14, 2007 at 22:24
Also, I believe we are in favor of cats. And don’t taunt the libertarians. It gets ugly.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 14, 2007 at 22:25
I like cats. The libertarians, not so much.
J— said,
October 14, 2007 at 22:43
Re: 1389
An Easter pogrom took place in Prague in 1389.
wordyeti said,
October 14, 2007 at 22:45
I once photoshopped a Giant Sammich into my cat’s food dish. Nobody seemed to object.
Also – when the trolls do come out and start clogging up the threads, if you’re using Firefox, check out a Greasemonkey script called “I like pie!” that will allow you to quickly and easily ignore their droolings.
Then again, you might already be employing such a script, in which case, well, I guess I’ll have a slice of cherry with a scoop of vanilla ice cream with the little flecks of bean in it.
Yum!
Pere Ubu said,
October 14, 2007 at 22:48
Tell us in detail what you’re eating, drinking and fucking…
Cripes, mikey, I didn’t know you cared!
…or, um, did you mean Teh New Guy?
g said,
October 14, 2007 at 23:00
I do like pie. Really.
J— said,
October 14, 2007 at 23:06
Can anyone here help me out maybe explain the rules of the forum to me.
Never teach the Wu-Sad style!
Lesley said,
October 14, 2007 at 23:06
Coulter: “Jews need to be perfected. It would make everything a heck of a lot easier…” “This should not be offensive at all!”
One day I expect to hear her say that Pol Pot’s re-education campz were a step up from the ovens.
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2007 at 23:06
The pie script is the best thing evar. You – yes, you! – can have comment threads that look like this.
mikey said,
October 14, 2007 at 23:07
I’m more of a brownies/snickerdoodles kinda fellah.
But I’m willing to experiment with pie…
mikey
MzNicky said,
October 14, 2007 at 23:12
Lesley: You’ll probably have to wait until the next Rethug scandal that needs some major distraction.
Matt T. said,
October 14, 2007 at 23:23
And don’t taunt the libertarians.
Nonsense. There’s very few self-indentified groups in this world that need a good taunting whenever possible. Them and roots-rock songwriters, bad to take themselves way too seriously and expect you to do the same.
Hoosier X said,
October 14, 2007 at 23:48
Are the libertarians the ones who say “It is obvious” just before saying something that is batshit insane?
Or is Thomas Sowell not a libertarian?
Some Guy said,
October 14, 2007 at 23:54
mikey said,
Y’know, it’s the hate that’s really important to these people. Not the target of the hate. That’s entirely fungible.
But you gotta worry a little about what they’re gonna do if they start to run out of muslims or mexicans.
I think there’s every indication they’ll go after the chinese, but they could also decide to turn on each other…
What do you think they’ve been saving Canada for? Homos, pot, Communist medicine. Why, it’s just a seething hotbed of anti-American values in need of Liberation!
J— said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:01
Libertarians should be treated with the utmost seriousness and respect, for theirs is the only political philosophy in the history of Western political thought that approaches state power skeptically and critically.
PoliShifter said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:06
yeah….that’s all she said…
do these people even hear themsevles when they talk?
It is just about money? Is that all they care about?
Pere Ubu said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:20
Why, it’s just a seething hotbed of anti-American values in need of Liberation!
You mean a revival of War Plan Crimson?
joanne murphy said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:26
Earthshaking…I mean, the same woman who asserts that the New York Times should be bombed, Muslims and liberals should be killed and women disenfranchised, now says that Jews should be “perfected”? In context it’s hard to get excited.
I have always felt that Coulter is useful not because she represents a particularly virulent brand of rightwing psychosis, but because she really doesn’t. Trust me: They ALL sound like her at home.
Most of the mainstream fundies you see on FoxNews or quoted in the rightwing are too polite to say what Ann said, but they all believe it. Eternal damnation for all who don’t accept the Savior is a central tenet of Christianity.
But it is amusing to see Schleussel caught in the embarrassing web of the right’s anti-semite double standard, where any perceived critisicm of IUsrael or Jews from the Left is hyserically pounced upon as proof of the speaker’s ties to Nazism and All That Is Evil; while the vile anti-Jewish ravings of the likes of Nixon, Billy Graham, Jesse Helms, et al are borne with stoic dignity. Nuthin complicated going on here folks: it’s just a matter of who will vote “Yea” on those gigantic military aid packages to the state of Israel.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:30
We have an adequate supply of oranges,” Bob Norberg, the deputy executive director for research and operations at the Florida Department of Citrus, said during a press conference after the report was released.
Trading Places Update.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:32
Too much free time in the Bubba household.
joeyess said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:33
Hysterical Woman said,
October 14, 2007 at 20:57
So, when is Debbie going to get perfected?
She’s not. She prefers to remain self-loathing.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:38
Righteous Bubba said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:32
Too much free time in the Bubba household.
Perhaps. And Perhaps, NOT! That’s a pretty small sammich. How’s Debbie going to make it through the day?
Righteous Bubba said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:42
That’s a pretty small sammich.
Well look, smart guy, you wanna pull out your sandwich so we can compare?
acrannymint said,
October 15, 2007 at 0:56
I can’t seem to locate the “I like pie” script on greasemonkey – any suggestions?
D. Sidhe said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:01
No, no. Don’t taunt the libertarians–the ones here. We have a few who seem to be reasonably sane people, but who handle taunting poorly. This includes at least one and probably two of our bloggers, depending on how you define any of those words.
If you wish to mock libertarianism, that’s between you and the trolls. Really, the trolls provide enough sport that friendly fire incidents are distinctly gratuitous.
tb said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:06
We have libertarians? Who are they?
Righteous Bubba said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:06
I can’t seem to locate the “I like pie” script on greasemonkey – any suggestions?
Always check userscripts.org for greasemonkey scripts.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/search?q=sadly
Righteous Bubba said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:07
We have libertarians? Who are they?
The dumber unfunny ones.
acrannymint said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:10
Thanks RB – I didn’t know the correct search string
tb said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:11
That sounds like me half the time.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:17
It sounds like Democrats more than half the time.
Gavin M. said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:39
Um, don’t do anything bad in a real-world get-people-in-trouble sort of way. That’s about it.
There are some rules, after a fashion, posted in the ‘about’ page. They’re pretty intuitive.
Smiling Mortician said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:42
Wait, Gav. There are rules on the About page? Say it ain’t so. All this time I’ve been coming here because of the whole we-don’t-need-no-steenking-rules ambience.
Well, that and the giant sammiches.
SamFromUtah said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:48
The “I like Pie” script for Greasemonkey is called “AntiTroll for Sadly No”, I think – it’s at
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/6541
Notorious P.A.T. said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:50
Tell us in detail what you’re eating, drinking and fucking
I’m eating some yogurt, drinking some lemonade. . . and I’m fucking crazy!!!1!!!
mikey said,
October 15, 2007 at 1:52
Righteous Bubba whups out his sammich on Debbiecakes.
Thanks, Bubba.
We’ve had a distinct lack of sammiches.
I was getting hungry…
mikey
Johnny Coelacanth said,
October 15, 2007 at 2:01
Schlussel is the subMalkin. I’m not required to give a ratfuck what she thinks. Yeah, yeah she gets on TV and Howard Stern has her on to make fun of from time to time, but she’s like one of those pimples on your ass. Don’t pick at it and it won’t turn into something to worry about.
D. Sidhe said,
October 15, 2007 at 2:16
I was getting hungry…
What, with all this pie around?
Matt T. said,
October 15, 2007 at 2:54
We have a few who seem to be reasonably sane people, but who handle taunting poorly.
So libertarians are big ol’ whiny babies who can dish it out but can’t take it? Their self-esteem is so shakey that if you mock (or sometimes just question) their political system they throw a tantrum? Gotta admit, you’re on to something there.
When I’m old, I shall feel bad about making fun of libertarians who can’t take a joke. Until then, I fart in their general direction.
ignobility said,
October 15, 2007 at 2:55
No cursing, and never forget Bruce.
The Visigoth said,
October 15, 2007 at 3:16
I go to this blog looking for hilarity, and truth be told, this isn’t that funny. Because Debbie Schlussel, that one trick parrot, is actually on to something. What right DOES the ADC have to condemn anyone as anti-semitic?
mikey said,
October 15, 2007 at 3:25
Umm, pretty much at least as much right as anybody else, and it seems to me, as a supporter of the Palestinian cause, that pretty much everybody seems to think it’s their right to identify me as an anti-semite…
mikey
Righteous Bubba said,
October 15, 2007 at 3:28
Because Debbie Schlussel, that one trick parrot, is actually on to something. What right DOES the ADC have to condemn anyone as anti-semitic?
Yes, that woman who babbled PAKI PAKI PAKI after finding out someone was Asian is certainly right to question whether or not someone is allowed to talk about anti-semitism.
Marco said,
October 15, 2007 at 4:38
It’s not bad enough Deb and Coulter are under examination, someone just had to bring Julia Gorin into this. It’s like the Witches of Wingnuts.
She really brings the funny to Caroline’s in the not funny way.
lobbey said,
October 15, 2007 at 5:04
“Throughout this book,” she writes, “I often refer to Christians and Christianity because I am a Christian and I have a fairly good idea of what they believe, but the term is intended to include anyone who subscribes to the Bible of the God of Abraham, including Jews and others.”
it also refers to Muslims too, as (most of them) ‘subscribe’ to the book of Abraham, that must have slipped past Ann’s pea sized brain,
btw, if you had ‘subscribed’ to a biblical text, how do you unsubscribe, I subscribed to the book of revelations a while ago, and canceling it is like trying to cancel Time magazine. They are now threatening to send some horsemen or something!
Mehitabel the Abyssinian said,
October 15, 2007 at 8:09
Rules of the forum?
I vaguely recall that Bobby the cat prefers the dry food.
Ruthie said,
October 15, 2007 at 8:59
I would imagine, too, that a lot more Guyana and Koresh-ian communities, families, or enclaves get started and implode rather quickly due to the pathology of their participants. Guyana and Waco are probably the exceptions to the rule in terms of “success”.
We could always pass out vodka, barbiturates and purple silk scarves and tell them all the mothership is waiting to take them away!
thelogos said,
October 15, 2007 at 17:28
As an occasionally funny self-described libertarian, I take offense! Offense, I say!
It’s really the glibertarians which worship at the alter of Rand that give the rest of us a bad name.
Rufus said,
October 15, 2007 at 17:51
“What do you think they’ve been saving Canada for? Homos, pot, Communist medicine. Why, it’s just a seething hotbed of anti-American values in need of Liberation!”
Don’t forget the oil. Boy, there’s a lot there. And pretty soon it’ll be way too expensive to pay for.
Moophisto said,
October 15, 2007 at 21:29
Can we talk about the phrase “Anti-Semitic Arab” real quick? ‘Cause it’s sort of problematic. You see, Arabic people are, in fact Semitic.
Francesca said,
December 29, 2008 at 2:57
Yes Ann coulter Is anti-semitic, in that Coulter is excessively prejudiced against Arabs.