Comments on: All Your Base Are Belong To Bush

By: Consequences at deschutesdemocrats.org

Consequences at deschutesdemocrats.org — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:13:53 +0000

[...] course, being a Republican means never having to acknowledge that you are wrong. But maybe, just maybe, we could at least get a few personal-ass-saving vote changes on SCHIP from [...]

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:22:33 +0000

Is it a good buzz?
I don’t recommend it, Mikey. You get fewer hallucinations and psychotic thoughts, but basically it’s a chemical cosh for maintaining peace and quiet in the locked wards. That zombie walk you see in the back ward, because the patients can’t lift their feet properly — it’s the Stelazine Shuffle.
Drooling, though, I can live with that.

Time to go back to trading spliff stories.

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:39:10 +0000

Stelazine?

I’m unfamiliar with it.

Is it a good buzz?

Lemme try a couple. Along with half a ‘lude and a couple Dexamyl Spansules.

And a beer….

mikey

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:55:40 +0000

The gestures in that image look creepier when I look at it again.
Symptoms of Stelazine over-prescription “may include a tight or mask-like expression on the face, drooling, tremors, pill-rolling motions in the hands…”
Just sayin’.

By: freddy

freddy — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:55:25 +0000

Despite all of her tears and whining about Bush’s mistakes over the past few months, Peggy can’t let her masturbation fantasy man go.

Lesley, I am uncomfortable taking Noonans’ side, but you need to read the article again.

She refers metaphorically to Dan Bartlett and Ed Gillespie as a couple parasites who need to protect Bush, even though Bush is the biggest embarrassment in modern American political history. Read her last paragraph with sarcasm, and you’ll get her tone.

Noonan isn’t getting wet for Bush anymore, or vice versa.

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:33:22 +0000

“These are not the Gary Rupperts you seek.”

…oh, and…

CIA IMPLICATED IN TAXPAYER-FUNDED, GAY, REPUBLICAN HOOKERS AT THE WATERGATE!!!!911!!!!

What is wrong with us?

By: DUDACKATTACK!!!

DUDACKATTACK!!! — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:24:30 +0000

Thanks, Lesley. I have to blowtorch my minds eye, now.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:59:34 +0000

Despite all of her tears and whining about Bush’s mistakes over the past few months, Peggy can’t let her masturbation fantasy man go.

Sad sad sad.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:49:35 +0000

Also, trolls are objectively pro-genocide. Neither I nor the Armenians are the least bit surprised by that.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:24:04 +0000

Is that ANOTHER chancre on her lip?

Those of us melanin-challenged Celtic/Nordic types who survive to Medicare-qualifying age are looking forward to multiple melanoma removals, especially on much-exposed skin like our faces. The exponential increase in such minor cancerous and pre-cancerous tumors is attributed to thinning of the ozone layer, secondary to global warming. All things are connected, what goes around comes around, and be sure you know your Skin Cancer ABCDs, fellow rednecks!

By: objectivelypro

objectivelypro — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 23:49:33 +0000

The joint I’m about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilise up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot. Well, it's not a sammich, but...

By: El Cid

El Cid — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 22:31:07 +0000

Yes, but by next time, the formerly dominant power of the backwards ultra-reactionary right wing freaks over the Republican party will have weakened, and moderate Republicans in the Northeast, Midwest, West, and Pacific Northwest will tire of being shut out because they’re associated with the crazy redneck wing of the party.

In addition to finally killing the sickness that was New Right Reaganism, George Bush Jr. may have also killed the disgusting hold that the Cro-Magnon wing had over the national Republican Party.

By: freddy

freddy — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:50:04 +0000

Maybe the intern is nine months pregnant!

Oh. I was thinking it was more like a tightrope artist performing while riding a bicycle. Now I’m confused.

By: t4toby

t4toby — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:15:28 +0000

When I was in Turkey, the locals would split three cigarettes, set aside the tobacco from two, assimilate the papers using spit and the soft, round part of the forearm. They would then roll a spliff with 2 fags worth of tobacco and this bright green hash that came in the rough shape of a fat credit card. They used cardboard for the filter, as well.

After smoking a couple, I remember watching the seagulls circle around a minaret as the muezzin sang the dawn ‘call to prayer’. All I could say was, “They know what he’s sayin, man. They really know what he’s sayin’…”

By: RandomObserver

RandomObserver — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:12:41 +0000

“And what if I told you, in addition, that I was resourceful enough to cobble together financing (through scholarships and other means) for private school education for four children?”

I’d say “good for you, way to be savvy and look out for your kids.”

That was easy.

I like how conservatives, who push private schooling, are now using private schooling to paint the Frosts as richies underserving as help, *even though they don’t pay for it!*

By: NobodySpecial

NobodySpecial — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:05:14 +0000

Thinking about it, that would be a pretty good trick.

Breaking into the Watergate while having sex with an intern.

Maybe the intern is nine months pregnant!

By: freddy

freddy — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:52:34 +0000

Thinking about it, that would be a pretty good trick.

Breaking into the Watergate while having sex with an intern.

By: Dhalgren

Dhalgren — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:47:46 +0000

They are already planning on the next Democratic president to be Carter II. One term and done…..Reagan will rise from the dead.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:46:51 +0000

In the early ’80s I lived across the street from a guy who rolled nine-paper see-gars of the skunkiest homegrown imaginable. Hey, it was cheap and they burned forever. I don’t remember the guy’s name, but I can still picture his front porch and hear him saying “Flies ‘re bitin’. Gonna rain.”

And on second thought, Ruppert, Riehl’s a fetid, poxy, chancred, bilious liar.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:37:34 +0000

I had an english roomate back in the late seventies. He rolled these 4 paper “bombers”, half weed and half tobacco, with a piece of matchbook cardboard rolled up as a mouthpiece. That was what we smoked. ALL the time.

Creating them was a bit of an art form, but once you had it down they worked fine…

mikey