Comments on: Rhymes With Duck Face

By: Consequences at deschutesdemocrats.org

Consequences at deschutesdemocrats.org — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:10:10 +0000

[...] you and your party get to pick up the tab for the likes of Ann Coulter and RedState and Malkin and “Pills” Limbaugh and their ilk. Is that really the face of the GOP that you want oozing out there day in, day out? I [...]

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:17:47 +0000

That would make it a homonym. Which sounds like….

LOL. awesome, Tara.

By: Doctorb Science

Doctorb Science — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:29:13 +0000

“Salazar” … almost rhymes with “Sewer Czar (we will besmirch the city to its knees!)”. And “Harry Reid” rhymes with “El Seed”. “Daniel Henninger” is obviously The Hotel Manager.

That’s about all I got.

By: Tara the anti-social social worker

Tara the anti-social social worker — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:28:06 +0000

“I think he means they both share the Latin root word, “cens,” meaning “judge.”

You know, it also sounds similar to “censer,” which must mean that Salazar ritualistically worships criticism of Rush Limbaugh. But that ain’t scented smoke he’s dealing…”

Upon hearing this, Henninger was truly incensed.

By: freddy

freddy — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:26:57 +0000

Maybe if the Frost family dip their fingers in purple ink they can stand around waiting for the Bremer Express Cash Delivery pick -up truck without hearing a peep out of Malkin.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:22:24 +0000

I think he means they both share the Latin root word, “cens,” meaning “judge.”

You know, it also sounds similar to “censer,” which must mean that Salazar ritualistically worships criticism of Rush Limbaugh. But that ain’t scented smoke he’s dealing…

By: g

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:07:49 +0000

Stalkin’ Malkin is still going on about the Frosts

So now she’s relying on gossip from the neighbors? Journalism reaches a new frontier as Gladys Kravitz phones in a story from behind the curtains in the front room.

By: Rufus

Rufus — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:02:48 +0000

I think he means they both share the Latin root word, “cens,” meaning “judge.” It’s like saying “carnival” and “carnivore” rhyme because they both share the Latin root word for “flesh.” So, if Senator Reid says Rush’s show is like a carnival of bad taste, it means he thinks Rush eats a lot of spoiled meat on the air. Or something.

By: Snorghagen

Snorghagen — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:00:02 +0000

Has nobody pointed out that censure starts with C and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool?

That’s right! There’s trouble in Wingnut City.

By: fluffy

fluffy — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:58:23 +0000

Hey – check out this cool device that can distinguish between a sentient human and a dummy (mannequin) riding together in the same car. Isn’t a Malkin a form of mannequin (dummy)? How would she read out on this, I wonder?

Also, this would be a good device for instantly ID’ing LOLcon and GOP straw men as they whiz past. I believe a ‘Malkin’ is a scarecrow, come to think of it, which is after all brainless and made of straw.

http://www.technologyreview.com/Infotech/19523/

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:55:01 +0000

Wow. That Malkin thing really is a pissy l’il pus-bucket, in’t she? I mean, damn. I once had a part pit-bull/part boxer that was smarter than this, cuz unlike the Malkintent she always knew when to let go. Actually she was smarter than Stalkin’ Malkin in just about every way, now’s I think about it. Plus she was sweet-natured, and beautiful.

Damn, I miss that dog.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:46:36 +0000

Has nobody pointed out that censure starts with C and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool?

By: MCH

MCH — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:42:51 +0000

You see, the Frosts really are rich rich rich, lazy, st00pid, etc. Guess how Michelle knows. Why, she received an anonymous, “unsolicited” email to that effect!!

Michelle also knows that pills give you a two-foot dick!!!1! AND that 9/11 was an inside job!!1! AND lots of good stock tips!!1!!1!

By: Legalize

Legalize — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:38:50 +0000

Wow, Stalkin’ Malkin is still going on about the Frosts:

http://michellemalkin.com/2007/10/12/question-for-grown-ups-who-deserves-government-subsidized-health-insurance/

You see, the Frosts really are rich rich rich, lazy, st00pid, etc. Guess how Michelle knows. Why, she received an anonymous, “unsolicited” email to that effect!!

By: Clif

Clif — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:38:42 +0000

Lesley,

I linked to the Opinion Journal site because it’s non-subscription. But the article also appeared on page A20 of the WSJ and appears on the paid subscription required WSJ web site:

Link

I also said earlier that my question about Murdoch was snarky rhetorical and that I fully agreed that the real reporting in the WSJ was top notch and would be endangered by Murdoch.

By: Lesly

Lesly — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:30:50 +0000

Now explain to me again why it is such a bad thing that Rupert Murdoch is buying the Wall Street Journal.

You’re quoting an article on the Opinion Journal. It ain’t the same thing. WSJ may be virulently pro-capitalist, but they’re reality-based, not “Waaaah dis not faer!” shilling political fools.

By: Tara the anti-social social worker

Tara the anti-social social worker — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:30:44 +0000

“Look, it’s simple: census and censor kind of sound the same, so clearly they mean the same thing.”

That would make it a homonym. Which sounds like….

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:14:50 +0000

Hey, Petraeus is hard to rhyme yo.

I’m gonna stick with the old standby, “Betray Us”.

You can’t beat the classics.

Just ask Rod Stewart….

mikey

By: steve EVfuture

steve EVfuture — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:43:38 +0000

The real problem here is that he puts the question to Hillary Clinton. I don’t care about Hillary Clinton, I’m not voting for Hillary Clinton and the reason the question is put to Hillary Clinton is that the right-wingers want the election to be against Hillary Clinton, the only candidate (Democrat or Republican) that can get the right-wing base worked up enough to vote.

By: Olexicon

Olexicon — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:30:17 +0000

Puck Race?
Truck MAce?
Muck Trace?
Cluck Embrace?