Comments on: Stalk Amongst Yourselves http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Nimrod Gently http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-703535 Nimrod Gently Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:15:50 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-703535 Good god, the Graeme Frost thing was a year ago? FUCKING FINITE LIFESPAN, STOP PASSING SO FAST Good god, the Graeme Frost thing was a year ago?

FUCKING FINITE LIFESPAN, STOP PASSING SO FAST

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-309326 Marq Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:01:44 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-309326 mikey: inhalants? Feh! I fart in your inhalants' general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! [ nyaah! ] mikey: inhalants?
Feh!
I fart in your inhalants’ general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
[ nyaah! ]

]]> By: e_five http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-307781 e_five Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:05:02 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-307781 D. Aristophanes, your strength, courage and genius are so magnificent, the only proper reaction from all of us pathetic inferiors is to make a trail of our tongues for you to walk on, so the greatness that the majesty of the soles of your shoes does not touch the ground. D. Aristophanes, your strength, courage and genius are so magnificent, the only proper reaction from all of us pathetic inferiors is to make a trail of our tongues for you to walk on, so the greatness that the majesty of the soles of your shoes does not touch the ground.

]]> By: Justin http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-307623 Justin Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:04:31 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-307623 A little late to this party, but I must add: "It must be very strange to be D. Aristophanes. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile." A little late to this party, but I must add:

“It must be very strange to be D. Aristophanes. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.”

]]> By: Lear http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-307510 Lear Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:21:56 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-307510 Hence, and avoid my sight! Hence, and avoid my sight!

]]> By: Cordelia http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306637 Cordelia Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:59:25 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306637 Nothing, my lord. Nothing, my lord.

]]> By: ignobility http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306634 ignobility Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:57:35 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306634 D, you are my heroin. I don't know how you put up with so much crap. You teach me so much about the world of politics, and I love the way you handle yourself. Hrrm. D, you are my heroin. I don’t know how you put up with so much crap. You teach me so much about the world of politics, and I love the way you handle yourself. Hrrm.

]]> By: Lex-The-Crazy-Emmanuel http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306579 Lex-The-Crazy-Emmanuel Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:13:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306579 You here are certainly Respectable Liberal Sadly, No Bloggers. I just wish that I could support you Respectable Liberal Sadly, No Bloggers more. Perhaps you should challenge Malkin to a cheerleading duel, or perhaps a different challenge to see who can read a teleprompter with less charisma for YouTube videos. You will probably find that she is not a Respectable Liberal Sadly, No Blogger in the process, but you obviously know that I had to go and read her article to see that she brags about blog traffic that is probably generated largely by this site, among others. No, wait, there are no others. Never! It's all Sadly, No! But seriously, while she's into repeating herself to the point of nausea and taking challenges, go for it. (UGH....why'd I have to read that article?) You here are certainly Respectable Liberal Sadly, No Bloggers. I just wish that I could support you Respectable Liberal Sadly, No Bloggers more. Perhaps you should challenge Malkin to a cheerleading duel, or perhaps a different challenge to see who can read a teleprompter with less charisma for YouTube videos. You will probably find that she is not a Respectable Liberal Sadly, No Blogger in the process, but you obviously know that I had to go and read her article to see that she brags about blog traffic that is probably generated largely by this site, among others. No, wait, there are no others. Never! It’s all Sadly, No!

But seriously, while she’s into repeating herself to the point of nausea and taking challenges, go for it. (UGH….why’d I have to read that article?)

]]> By: Lex-The-Crazy-Emmanuel http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306572 Lex-The-Crazy-Emmanuel Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:04:40 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306572 You guys f***ing rock. Hell, you managed to get me fairly addicted to your site. I will personally take out the fucking spelling police for all of you here at Sadly, No, such is my love and esteem. I will now barrage you with praise three times for every insult I hurl at Malkin online, and even more if I get to insult her in person. Just do not link her cheerleading video again, I must beg you. If you would like, I will go to the next CPAC just to shadow her and cheer bad cheers of mockery at her in your name. Or even a Gathering of Smeagols. You are glorious examples of whichever animal is being deemed the most worthy at the moment, and at least your entire audience secretly doesn't despise you for being of one of them funny ethnic types with them weird eyes--no wait, she just insulted a "Dhimmicrat", so she shor is alrite agin. You guys f***ing rock. Hell, you managed to get me fairly addicted to your site. I will personally take out the fucking spelling police for all of you here at Sadly, No, such is my love and esteem. I will now barrage you with praise three times for every insult I hurl at Malkin online, and even more if I get to insult her in person. Just do not link her cheerleading video again, I must beg you. If you would like, I will go to the next CPAC just to shadow her and cheer bad cheers of mockery at her in your name. Or even a Gathering of Smeagols.

You are glorious examples of whichever animal is being deemed the most worthy at the moment, and at least your entire audience secretly doesn’t despise you for being of one of them funny ethnic types with them weird eyes–no wait, she just insulted a “Dhimmicrat”, so she shor is alrite agin.

]]> By: mikey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306517 mikey Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:34:42 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306517 Marq. Rooty-toot-toot? Really? Are we hitting the inhalants a tad early tonight? Just askin mikey Marq.

Rooty-toot-toot?

Really?

Are we hitting the inhalants a tad early tonight?

Just askin

mikey

]]> By: Spartakus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306497 Spartakus Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:07:55 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306497 Raising polecats for peace is smelly work, and you have just the clothespin to do it!!! Raising polecats for peace is smelly work, and you have just the clothespin to do it!!!

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306496 Marq Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:07:28 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306496 [genuflect] Whoops! That was muh flippin'-off finger! Heh heh heh! Ah meant tuh use <i>this </i>one!! [rooty-toot-toot-and-a-F.U.-to-yew!!!!] [genuflect]
Whoops!
That was muh flippin’-off finger! Heh heh heh!

Ah meant tuh use this one!!
[rooty-toot-toot-and-a-F.U.-to-yew!!!!]

]]> By: Righteous Bubba http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306495 Righteous Bubba Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:06:58 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306495 You're like a pair of raging claws Stomping across the gore of violent Greece You’re like a pair of raging claws
Stomping across the gore of violent Greece

]]> By: jeff http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306450 jeff Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:03:49 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306450 I think about D. Aristophanes sometimes at night. I imagine him (or, I guess, her) like this: http://www.solarnavigator.net/brad_pitt.htm ...only smarter and more awesome. I think about D. Aristophanes sometimes at night. I imagine him (or, I guess, her) like this:

http://www.solarnavigator.net/brad_pitt.htm

…only smarter and more awesome.

]]> By: Johnny Coelacanth http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306442 Johnny Coelacanth Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:55:16 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306442 I know I'm a little late to the brown-nosing party, but let me see what I can do: D. Aristophanes, "D" is for Dynamic, it describes your personality "A" is for Aristocratic, your level of society "R" is for Romantic, the ladies know you well "I" is for Intelligent, your brain sure is swell "S" is for Sexy, it cannot be denied "T" is for Tapeworm, you've got one deep inside "O" is for Orgasm, you bestow them with a touch "P" is for Power, you can never have too much "H" is for Handsome, everyone knows you are "A" is for Astral, because you're such a star "N" is for Naughty, to balance out the nice "E" is for excellent, you're double plus good twice "S" is for sexy again, because I'm lazy I remain your humble obedient servant. I know I’m a little late to the brown-nosing party, but let me see what I can do:

D. Aristophanes,
“D” is for Dynamic, it describes your personality
“A” is for Aristocratic, your level of society
“R” is for Romantic, the ladies know you well
“I” is for Intelligent, your brain sure is swell
“S” is for Sexy, it cannot be denied
“T” is for Tapeworm, you’ve got one deep inside
“O” is for Orgasm, you bestow them with a touch
“P” is for Power, you can never have too much
“H” is for Handsome, everyone knows you are
“A” is for Astral, because you’re such a star
“N” is for Naughty, to balance out the nice
“E” is for excellent, you’re double plus good twice
“S” is for sexy again, because I’m lazy
I remain your humble obedient servant.

]]> By: wagonjak http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306419 wagonjak Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:12:12 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306419 Batocchio said, October 11, 2007 at 19:58 "It’s fine to soar with the eagles, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine" Think that one out folks...there are so many right on insights there I could teach a class on it... Thanks Batocchio, even if you stole this remark, I love it... Batocchio said,
October 11, 2007 at 19:58

“It’s fine to soar with the eagles, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine”

Think that one out folks…there are so many right on insights there I could teach a class on it…

Thanks Batocchio, even if you stole this remark, I love it…

]]> By: Ian http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306414 Ian Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:09:17 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306414 <i>gaspode said,Your majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss.</i> Ah, quoting Shaw I see. He also said (according to Wilde anyway): "Your majesty is like a dose of clap" such brilliance =) gaspode said,Your majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss.

Ah, quoting Shaw I see. He also said (according to Wilde anyway): “Your majesty is like a dose of clap”

such brilliance =)

]]> By: mikey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306389 mikey Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:54:08 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306389 <i>DA is better than 18-year-old Highland Park on the back deck at sunset.</i> Weeelllll, ok, yeah, I'll give ya that. But not quite as good as cask-strength Laphroaig at command central at mikey HQ (ask Jillian - she's seen a picture)... mikey DA is better than 18-year-old Highland Park on the back deck at sunset.

Weeelllll, ok, yeah, I’ll give ya that.

But not quite as good as cask-strength Laphroaig at command central at mikey HQ (ask Jillian – she’s seen a picture)…

mikey

]]> By: Not that Louis http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306367 Not that Louis Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:21:19 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306367 You're good, really you are. I mean, you're no Roy Edroso, but you're not bad. You’re good, really you are. I mean, you’re no Roy Edroso, but you’re not bad.

]]> By: Cocktailhag http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306366 Cocktailhag Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:20:35 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7474.html#comment-306366 I don't know how you manage. All of that praise and yet the only offers of sexual favors were either metaphorical or immediately retracted. I don’t know how you manage. All of that praise and yet the only offers of sexual favors were either metaphorical or immediately retracted.

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