Comments on: Fundies In Their Undies, Pt. Infinity-Kabillion

By: a friend

a friend — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 19:32:24 +0000

there was someone else present
the police record is sealed
the cops do know the truth
and a few people do know the truth because cops talk to other cops

God rest my friends soul

By: Stentor

Stentor — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 03:06:20 +0000

I’d like to know if the good Reverend had a copy of Pulp Fiction in his DVD Player.

“Wake up the Gimp.”

By: Balloon Juice » Whip Me, Beat Me, Call Me Trash

Balloon Juice » Whip Me, Beat Me, Call Me Trash — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:31:44 +0000

[...] Basically, how long before this asshole goes the two wetsuit and a dildo route? [...]

By: ipad case

ipad case — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 15:26:38 +0000

waiting another news about this

By: ?????

????? — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 21:36:36 +0000

I think J nailed it. We really need to know more about the neoprene.

By: Truth Wins Out - Re: Last Night’s Elections

Truth Wins Out - Re: Last Night’s Elections — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 11:02:00 +0000

[...] Christian style, and you’re gonna get it good, you morons- I may even chip in for the wetsuits and dildo for you special cases at Hit and Run. I can’t blame crazy people for being bat shit crazy, but I [...]

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By: sam

sam — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:56:00 +0000

Night night
keep your butthole tight

HhaAHahAHahHAahHAhaahahhaha

By: Quasarsphere

Quasarsphere — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:26:07 +0000

Satan: Anyway, it's not the concept of Hell that's the problem, it's you lot. You're too prolific; you're breeding faster, you're sinning faster, you're even dying faster. And you're forever inventing more and more ingenuous ways of dying, I mean, first it was dynamite, then cigarettes, then it was feeding diseased sheep to cows, then flying with Aeroflot... Professor: Well, we... Satan: And have you heard the latest one? Get a load of this, right? In order to achieve the ultimate sexual experience, people have started strangling themselves. Just to try and make the earth move. And it does, usually, it gets shoveled on top of their coffin. All for one more orgasm. Professor: Well, I think that's rather sad. Satan: Sad? It's hilarious! Where's your sense of humour? I mean there is every possibility that mankind will be the first species to masturbate itself into extinction. Now, you're not going to tell me that isn't funny! Professor: Oh, but the poor people who do that sort of thing... Satan: They're not poor people who do that sort of thing, they're rich bored people. Professor: Well they're disturbed, presumably. Satan: Well a few of them are disturbed...the rest of them are just found in the morning. From the radio series "Old Harry's Game" written by and starring Andy Hamilton.

By: preznit giv me turkee

preznit giv me turkee — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:31:41 +0000

So which plural is correct — dildos or dildi? This spell-checker doesn’t like either, and my Inner Pedant needs to know. Also, if you encounter a large number of them, is there a collective noun?

dildoes, my dear

and i believe the collective is “The Bush Administration”

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:16:16 +0000

There’s no way this man could have tied himself up in this manner alone. Someone else had to have either helped him or forced him to be this way.

Duh. It was God.

By: tanbark

tanbark — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:00:44 +0000

I think J nailed it. We really need to know more about the neoprene.

I flashed that it might have been the work of a desperate Jack O’neill, looking for
wetsuit endorsements, to lock up the xtian surfgroid market.

By: Ivory Bill Woodpecker

Ivory Bill Woodpecker — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:33:11 +0000

With apologies to the late, great Rick James:

He’s a very kinky Rev
The kind you don’t take home to Mother
And he will always let his trousers down
For a rubber fetish scene [oh boy]
He likes the masks and the gloves
He likes the dildo up his keister
If you find him he’ll be wearing two whole wet suits
And rubber underwear [oh yuck]

That Rev is pretty kinky
The Rev’s a super freak
The kind of Rev you read about
On sadlyno.com
That Rev is pretty wild now
The Rev’s a super freak
You sure don’t wanna meet him
He’ll really gross you out

He’s not right
He’s not right
That man is not right in the head
HEY HEY HEY

HE’S A SUPER FREAK, SUPER FREAK, HE’S SUPER FREAKY YOW
TEMPTATIONS SING [oh no oh no oh no oh no oh] :)

By: Wendy

Wendy — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:31:01 +0000

There’s no way this man could have tied himself up in this manner alone. Someone else had to have either helped him or forced him to be this way. That person left him either dead or to die. Whether an act of criminality or an accident of fetish, someone else was there and contributed to his death. How can these professionals believe he did this all himself? Someone else is responsible. Someone out there may cause this to happen again. They need to pursue it.

By: Zombie

Zombie — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 00:16:41 +0000

As for the condom, it was just so you don’t have to deal with a dirty dildo afterwards. We use condoms in play all the time, it’s pre-lubed and easy clean up. Use some common sense.

By: Zombie

Zombie — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 00:15:10 +0000
Matt T. Said: "Still, that seems like a helluva lot of work just to bust a nut. And it has got to eat up your evenings, man. Little lotion, some Kleenex, and a copy of the Sears catelouge, and you’ve got the rest of the night free for backgammon." Geez, I'm glad I'm not your lucky lady.

By: Rubber Soul « GingerSnaps

Rubber Soul « GingerSnaps — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:34:00 +0000

[...] at Sadly, No!, one commenter (zsa) really hit the nail on the head for where I believe we are in the general [...]

By: lakritze

lakritze — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:33:50 +0000

Did he have to drive the dildo across state lines? Does this mean if condoms and dildos are outlawed,only assholes will have them?

By: Bev

Bev — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:46:32 +0000

At least with the condom we know he was practicing safe sex.

By: Tina

Tina — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:43:00 +0000

But the Devil made him do it…incorrectly!