ON NOES!!! LOOKY HERE!!!!!! IT’S A PRO-ABSTINENCE AD FEATURING…
OK, all you Citizen Journalists out there! The fact that these kids let themselves be used by the government to spread a pro-abstinence message means they’re fair game!!! It’s time to ask questions and subject their political anecdotes to scrutiny. Start by hanging around their schools and asking their peers if they’re real virgins or pretend virgins!!! Then you can fact-check their claims- is sex all over the Internet? Is it just another MSM lie, like the idea that anyone has ever died in that magical desert paradise we call Iraq??? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO STOP THE EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES!!!!*
*Actually, you shouldn’t do any of that stuff because it’s creepy and wrong. Much like Michelle Malkin.
(Video via Yglesias)