Yeah, we sure are fluxed in Iraq.

yadda yadda rape room rape room yadda…babies pulled from incubators yadda yadda…

I’m so busy crying over what MIGHT have happened in Iraq under the Caligularic rule of them there sadistic Hussein boys (imagine Vincent Price x 2!), that I keep forgetting about the ACTUAL premeditated gang rape and murder of a child – and the summary execution of her entire family – in Mahmoudiya by U.S. soldiers, and likewise the beatings and rapes of nameless un-charged, un-tried female and male prisoners alike in Abu Ghraib and elsewhere; and on & on…

If you give him credit for the Iran/Iraq war, he crosses the 1MD threshold…

Good point, Mikey. I’ve been selling Saddam short. Still, you have to give Dubya credit for being the first mass murderer of the 3rd millenium CE to go over 1 Megadeath (though somebody in Darfur is giving him a run for his money).

Doctor, leaving patient’s apartment after scheduling serious surgery, looks worried. Patient is touched by doctor’s concern.

Doctor says

“I’m not worried about you; we’ll put you to sleep through it.
I’m worried about me, because it only works one time in a hundred!”

I used to read the International Herald Tribune regularly, and page two had regular columns by Roger Cohen “Globalist” I could have gotten more useful opinion from Pravda, like Lysenko’s Farm Report. Week in and week out, every column boiled down to “hey Old Europe, stop hating on George Bush.”

I thought the Bush-worship couldn’t get any worse, until the IHT started featuring Elisabeth Bumiller’s White House blowjobs. That didn’t last too long. I think a lot of readers got tired of the first few pages sticking together.

We’re still stuck with Friedman. And the young fart Jeff Jacoby of the Boston Globe.

Patient: [?!?!!!?!?interrobang]

Doctor: Right, then. Let’s get started, shall we?

But it kind of has a ring of respect.

How ’bout “Hoodydoo”?

mikey

Fixed.

There needs to be a new word or phrase created for people like Cohen…“Toady” doesn’t cut it anymore. “Hypocrite” isn’t specific enough.

“Whistleprick” seems appropriate.

I saw that, and I had to laugh at the website. I trust I won’t be giving anything away if I give his last name, since it’s on the website and easy to find via Google with the terms you gave.

The quote is “Bar-On ["Hard-on" in Hebrew???] recently signed a one-sided petition for “U.S. Jewish Solidarity with Muslim and Arab Peoples of the Middle East”… which was nothing less than a full-fledged “mugging” of Israel!”

Oh, well done chaps! You don’t even know the language of the nation you claim to defend. “Bar” is a patronymic, meaning “son of”, which is why there are a full fifteen names there that start with “Bar” something. What a bunch of illiterate, immature morons.

Answer: why don’t you cram it with walnuts, ugly.

Such is my story, and I’m sticking to it.

Mad props for “I’ll be here all weak”, dude!

The boogeyman tends to lose his effectiveness after you catch him, “try” him and execute him.

It’s like the old joke.

What time is it when you hang the boogeyman?

Time to get a new boogeyman!!

I’ll be here all weak….

mikey

This bothered me too. I was just thinking this morning, what ever happened to the mass graves? Before the war we had Tony Blair going round claiming there were 300000 bodies in mass graves all over Iraq. After the war, in Nov of 2003, he had it up to 400000. And yet the actual details didn’t look right. There were too few graves, with too few bodies and then in mid-2004, Blair admits that there were actually 5000 that we know of. 5000 bodies, not graves. And since then, has anybody said anything? WTF?

I’m not sure I understand the mechanics, but it sure is shiny.

Seems more like a Toby Keith player would fit.

And shargash-

Megadeath’s pretty cool, but I’ll take Ride the Lightning era Metallica any day.

mikey

a middle Eastern Pol Pot

Oh, he’s not talking about George Bush.

To be fair, PP is generally credited with 5 megadeaths, while Bush is only at about 1.2 MD. Saddam, however, was a rank amateur as a mass murderer, possibly not even making 1 MD, despite having decades to work on it.