Comments on: Oh My God, You’re Killing Me!

By: thepoliticalcat

thepoliticalcat — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:11:53 +0000

Not to be overly picky, Jillian, but it should read “Why persecutest thou me?” As to why he doth, I fear I know not. He’s such a sod, though, that pretty much any explanation will fit. Methinks. If it’s sufficiently greased, anyway.

By: Robert

Robert — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 17:59:28 +0000

The rant against Giuliani reminds me of a front-page story in the San Francisco Chronicle recently, about a summit meeting of forty Christian leaders (i.e., right wing Republican apparatchiks with a social-conservative agenda) who were promoting the idea of going with a third-party candidate if Giuliani gets the GOP nomination.

Unmentioned in the article was the gaggle of Clinton and Obama campaign workers clustered outside, whispering ‘oh pleeeassse, oh pleeeassee. . . ‘

By: RubDMC

RubDMC — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 16:00:43 +0000

I’m happy to see that the good Pastor has moved on from his previous gig – writing the instructions that accompany foreign-made consumer electronics.

By: gjdodger

gjdodger — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:34:11 +0000

It’s not Swank Time anymore. It’s SWANK’S WORLD! SWANK’S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!

By: Simba B

Simba B — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:22:39 +0000

Do we have any evidence that Swank is real? I mean, I’m really interested. Because this is just too giddily Freudian to be anything but a genius parody.

By: bago

bago — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:30:08 +0000

Damn that Obnoxiousness Johnson. Always sticking his head into places where it doesn’t belog.

By: ¡El Gato Negro!

¡El Gato Negro! — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:22:34 +0000

¡Dios mio, Marita! That DUFU crap ees crrrappier than the crrrappiest crrrap I ever crrrapped. Although, I confess that een my hurry to leave the crrrapfest, I forgot to vote for Sadly, no, so someone else might want to run over and do eet, hokay? so.

By: DocAmazing

DocAmazing — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 22:30:22 +0000

All that aside–

where do i find a wristwatch like that?

Swank Time!

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 19:10:51 +0000

Whether or not he’s greasy (I don’t want to find that out), Rudy does have ties to the mafia, doesn’t he? Or at least he doesn’t mind hiring people who do.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 17:55:08 +0000

“how say thus”

Um…. thusly?

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 16:03:47 +0000

Oh, OK, jgmurphyj and LittlePig. I get it now. The reason evangelical GOPers have neither regions is that they're always wearing lose-lose trousers.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 15:59:35 +0000

I’m tempted to call Fake Swank. Why would he use a homolib term like “pro-choice” when the world is full of godly terms like “pro-womb-baby killer”?

By: jgmurphyj

jgmurphyj — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 14:46:13 +0000

“Mebbe so, but he’ll take the nomination anyway unless some other wingnut candidate adopts the “Kill all the mooslems” platform. It’s a very popular position…”

Hell, I thought they ALL had that position.

Anyhow, it’s so much fun watching the Republicans squirm in their lose-lose trousers. They can either go with Rudy and lose the Evangelicals, or go with a throwback like Brownback or Romney and lose everyone else.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 13:44:43 +0000

Being equal parts Irish, Italian, German, and English, I get to fight World Wars I and II with myself. And that’s just a couple of examples.

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:50:19 +0000

I had a feeling that that Hitler stare got evangelicals all gooey in their neither regions. Now I’m certain.

By: Xenos

Xenos — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:19:42 +0000

Hate the Irish? Let’s get back to first principles and properly hate the Tories, to wit, that monarch in Washington.

By: Xenos

Xenos — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:18:23 +0000

I have not heard the ‘greasy Italian’ slur in thirty years, and even then it was used as a playground taunt. Swank thus supports the unfortunate stereotype of Anglo Evangelicals as childish, uneducated, nasty bastards jealous of their racial privilege.

By: Patkin

Patkin — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:17:13 +0000

Plus, the only people who consistently hate the Irish anymore are the Irish.

By: Tyler DiPietro

Tyler DiPietro — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 09:41:30 +0000

“Can’t we all just get back to hating the Irish?”

Nope, Mexicans are the in thing to hate nowadays. Get with the times, man!

By: Djur

Djur — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 09:38:14 +0000

Well, I have to say, Rudy has never struck me as particularly greasy. Greasiness generally is a function of life, and I’m pretty sure he died sometime in the mid-1990s.

That said, I really see no purpose in promulgating wop jokes. Can’t we all just get back to hating the Irish?