Comments on: Goldberg: “I Two The Sandbox”

By: fydpbivsoqmsp

fydpbivsoqmsp — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:08:40 +0000

nice

By: Leslie H

Leslie H — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:09:22 +0000

Hey, wait a minute … I thought Jonah WAS “the asthmatic assistant recording secretary of the high school chess team.” Is he saying that he once called himself uncool?

By: What’s that stench? « Illinois Reason

What’s that stench? « Illinois Reason — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:53:10 +0000

[...] in Bloggotopia, Gavin at Sadly, No! picks up on a theme I noted … that Jonah Goldberg is a hair-splitting weasel without a leg to [...]

By: DAinTX

DAinTX — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:05:24 +0000

Has anyone here ever read “Confederacy of Dunces”?

Is it me or do these ramblings remind you of the main character Ignatius?

By: Egypt Steve

Egypt Steve — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:33:33 +0000

Jonah says: “Don’t take my word for it. I’m the worst person in the world. ”

Exactly, Jonah. I won’t, cause you are.

By: Phoenix Woman

Phoenix Woman — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:14:56 +0000

The ownage is extreme!

This just cracked me up:

“In other words, he’s going to roll the ol’ 5d4 and attempt a 9th-level Cloud of Weaseling spell.”

Did he remember to drink his Tenser’s Potion of Bullshit Spew beforehand?

By: Big Fish, Small Barrel « The Opinion Mill

Big Fish, Small Barrel « The Opinion Mill — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:21:49 +0000

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By: Nullifidian

Nullifidian — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:54:09 +0000

Also I’d pay to see an all-tuba rendition of “Flight of the Bumblebee”. You may direct your contributions to my PayPal account.

By: stringonastick

stringonastick — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:14:44 +0000

Um, HoosierX is it the heartland because it is the geographic center of the country? I guess i could Goolgle that but the lap feline is blocking a lot of my keyboard.

By: nobody

nobody — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:33:56 +0000

howz he going to roll under the Broder Bounce to get his percentile with 5d4?!? esp. when you get your -2 for the counterspell..

By: John Tully

John Tully — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:34:27 +0000

“but it’s clear even to the desperately silly people at Media Matters, with their daily pie fights and seltzer-bottlings and all-tuba renditions of ‘Flight of the Bumblebee,’ that Limbaugh absolutely did say what he said. ”

Huh?

By: djangone

djangone — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:59:50 +0000

Thanks, Gavin, now I have this vision of a college-aged Jonah Goldberg playing D&D and finding a scroll for the Tenser’s Floating Disc spell. Cool! says young Jonah, Now I have a place to carry around that lifetime supply of Cheetohs!

By: Realist

Realist — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:26:05 +0000

And, unlike Republicans in most cases, the Democrats actually know they are lying.

Did Jonah really just come right out and admit that most Republicans are too stupid to even know when they’re lying? Sure sounds like it.

By: objectivelypro

objectivelypro — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 16:10:15 +0000

Welcome to The Heartland™

Population: 28%

By: Sadly, No! » It’s The Republican Laff-A-Lympics

Sadly, No! » It’s The Republican Laff-A-Lympics — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 13:21:28 +0000

[...] Openly questioning the patriotism of liberals with whom one disagrees – [...]

By: Sadly, No! » It’s The Republican Laff-A-Lympics

Sadly, No! » It’s The Republican Laff-A-Lympics — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 13:21:28 +0000

[...] Openly questioning the patriotism of liberals with whom one disagrees – [...]

By: links for 2007-10-06 « Dark Corner of the Empty Head

links for 2007-10-06 « Dark Corner of the Empty Head — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:26:35 +0000

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By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 06:57:58 +0000

What do liberals know about the heartland?

I call myself Hoosier X because I’m from a small town in Indiana, where I lived until I was 24 years old.

So, I ask, what would someone from Indiana know about the heartland?

Is the heartland a geographic region? Or does it refer to more of a state of being, or a way of thinking, that, coincidentally, matches the thinking of the Garys, Doughys, the George W. Bushes, the Republican Party platform (whatever it on any given day) and the Christian Coalitions?

Guess. I dare ya.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:54:47 +0000

A ninja suit would vastly improve his outfit, though.

There is not enough black gabardine in the whole wide world to adequately ninja-suit Jonah’s flabby carcass. On the other hand, I now have a new “happy place” in my imagination where sanity has been restored to the American landscape and the people who have suffered most at Jonah’s sweaty paws get to play “Pin the Flag Tack on the Naked Goldberg”. Bonus points for guesstimating how many standard-issue American flag lapel weights it will take to cover the entire quivering expanse of Jonah-ness.

By: mndean

mndean — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:16:33 +0000

Two points – First, the more I see him, the more I’m sure that Jonah swallowed the whale. Second, unlike the tuba, which hits you in the colon with a low rumble, I played the baritone, which socks you in the chest. When in band as a tot, I used to play a loud version of the Hawaii Five-O theme at home for practice. I always wondered what the neighbors thought.