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By: Incontinentia Buttocks

Incontinentia Buttocks — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:02:16 +0000

Didn’t someone point out in the last Cagan thread that she had a position in the Clinton Administration as well?

If you think we’re getting rid of these freaks by electing a Democrat instead of a Republican next year, well, Sadly, No!

By: deuce

deuce — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:57:54 +0000

I’m thinking of the Donald Sutherland played freako in Bertolucci’s 1900

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:09:31 +0000

It is a truth universally acknowledged that I have fuck-all taste in clothes, but even I know better than to wear something that makes me look like a second-hand lounge suite.

By: atheist

atheist — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:06:56 +0000

Speaking of Santa, just when are you folks going to begin your annual war on Christmas this year?

I have a Mutual Non-Aggression Gifting Treaty with my mother’s side of the family.

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:34:25 +0000

Jeff “Skunk” Baxter, formerly with Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers, and now a Pentagon defense consultant, What more needs to be said? Yacht Rock

By: Tonsure Wimple

Tonsure Wimple — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:33:14 +0000

She’s covering her Adam’s apple. This is always a giveaway. Paris Coulter for some reason lets it all hang out.

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:04:30 +0000

They need to get John”Flavor Savor”Bolton on the triangle or something.And what the hell is Tommy Ramone doing with these guys,I always heard some of them were right wingers but come on.

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:58:41 +0000

Jeff “Skunk” Baxter, formerly with Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers, and now a Pentagon defense consultant, What more needs to be said?

By: Dr BLT, Recovering Troll

Dr BLT, Recovering Troll — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:27:02 +0000

Give that one dude a red suit and he’d kinda look a bit like Santa. Speaking of Santa, just when are you folks going to begin your annual war on Christmas this year?

That war sparked quite a hit for me last year with this song:

Best Buy Inn
Dr BLT c 2006, 2007
http://www.drblt.net/music/BestBI.mp3

By: Porlock Junior

Porlock Junior — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:22:01 +0000

Heavens to Betsy, thank you for this posting, in the absence of which I’d never have Googled cagan+hate, and would have missed the Daily Mail story and its sidebar pointer to Princess Leia’s buns,
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=485709&in_page_id=1773

By: Rumple Stiltskin

Rumple Stiltskin — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:13:34 +0000

Story sounds like some bizarre hoax. But it checks out. See below article.

http://www.huembwas.org/News/KnittingFactory.htm
The “Coalition of the Willing” Takes New York by Storm

January 8, 2005

The “Coalition of the Willing,” a.k.a. the C.J.T.F. Band, featuring Ambassador Simonyi and his friends, played at the Knitting Factory in New York City Saturday night to an audience of 300. The band, which features U.S. ambassador to Moscow Alexander Vershbow on drums, Assistant Secretary of State Lincoln Bloomfield on bass, and Dan Poneman, a principal with the Scowcroft Group, on guitar, was joined on stage by guitarist extraordinaire Jeff “Skunk” Baxter, formerly with Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers, and now a Pentagon defense consultant, and session player Jim Ehinger on keyboards.

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:49:15 +0000

Wow sounds like an incredibly fun filled evening at the Knitting Factory.Band line up of rightist Eastern European Diplomats honing their off duty chops,various neo-cons pogoing to the funky,funky sound,and one certifiably insane female Klaus Nomi lookalike.One question,WHERE THE FUCK WAS MALCOLM McLAREN during this incredible goulash of bizarre.Ahh Good times,good times..You Beautiful Bastards!1!!11

By: Meanjink

Meanjink — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:39:07 +0000

[neighhhhhhhh!!]

Well, if someone ever decides to make movies out of Robertson Davies’ novels, she’d be perfect for Lieslotte Vitzliputzli.

By: KevinD

KevinD — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:31:45 +0000

“Frau Blucher!”

By: King Quaker

King Quaker — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:18:53 +0000

I always imagined the third circle of hell as being inhabited by Lucienne Goldberg, Linda Tripp, Ann Coulter, Bay Buchanan and Candy Crowley.
Now I’ve got to make room for Ms. Cagan.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:02:00 +0000

Wasn’t she in that one Star Trek, where she straps Shatner onto the big cloning wheel?

No, no no, its Servelan, from Blake’s 7

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:B7Servalan.jpeg

By: Jon H

Jon H — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 23:16:09 +0000

Wasn’t she in that one Star Trek, where she straps Shatner onto the big cloning wheel?

By: bobbo

bobbo — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:54:39 +0000

It’s all so very Weimar Berlin.

By: stringonastick

stringonastick — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:12:59 +0000

Um, iron cross? How strangely Freudian is that? They just can’t wait for the shipment of brown shirts, those fun leather riding boots, and all the way cool medals. I wonder if she’ll be OK with black, or will the new SS have to stick with the red leather?

By: Jody

Jody — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:49:25 +0000

“I don’t get it. Why do you guys keep running that pic of John Kerry in 80s bondage drag?”

THANK YOU. That’s exactly right. I couldn’t pinpoint it and it was driving me crazy, but that’s exactly the mental image she provides.