Comments on: LOLcons

By: Ann Althouse

Ann Althouse — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:47:07 +0000

Why is the woman in green sticking her breasts out? Is she trying to sleep with Clinton?

By: Kyso K

Kyso K — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:32:29 +0000

I thought Ann Coulter’s books were very educational. They certainly educated me on why my teachers in high school were so obsessed with the 5-paragraph essay format. Until I read one of her books (I think it might have been Slander, but who cares?) I had no idea that there were adults who couldn’t maintain a coherent line of thought for a whole two pages.

By: Father Tyme

Father Tyme — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:32:28 +0000

“No education is complete…until it includes us.”

So when will they ever become educated?

By: lobbey

lobbey — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:29:45 +0000

The person on the left has breasts. Will someone please alert Ann Althouse, so she can launch her crack, anti-breast response?

who that hell is that anyway, she appears to be quite sexy, from a distance!

By: Vic

Vic — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:29:40 +0000

Wait a minute. If they’re all there, who’s running hell?

By: Bobbie Sterne Built My Hot Rod

Bobbie Sterne Built My Hot Rod — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:37:00 +0000

So this is where the $350 worth of wingnuts stolen in Palm Beach, Florida went to...

By: stringonastick

stringonastick — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:52:52 +0000

Gawd, the Malkin Boingboing affair has the commentators in high dungeon at her site. Proof yet again that the wingers suffer from a complete lack of ability to detect irony. Also from total hypocracy since we’ve seen much worse on winger websites directed at libs, but Malkin and the rest have no problem at all with that. Pot, I pronounce you extremely dark charcoal in color!

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:11:32 +0000

No, no, I get it. It’s like that Verizon wireless commercial with the guy who adds up the 5 poeple in his family and comes up with 26 people in their “five.” and the mom says this is why you should stay in school.

By: mattyoung

mattyoung — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:51:37 +0000

Huh. I didn’t know that it’s possible to take a picture of a singularity. Learn something new every day.

By: DAS

DAS — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:47:06 +0000

The person on the left has breasts. Will someone please alert Ann Althouse, so she can launch her crack, anti-breast response?

By: The Micah

The Micah — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:37:12 +0000

Iz in my photoshopz, havin fun!

By: JoshWatermanMN

JoshWatermanMN — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:30:28 +0000

Who is that poor token black woman, who is very fittingly all the way on the Right?

I’m assuming it’s LaShawn Barber. Are there any other Black female conservative “commentators”?

There aren’t many who won’t refuse to wear to get-togethers the t-shirt with the big T on the front . . .

By: Principal Blackman

Principal Blackman — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:43:08 +0000

Who is that poor token black woman, who is very fittingly all the way on the Right?

I’m assuming it’s LaShawn Barber. Are there any other Black female conservative “commentators”?

By: Principal Blackman

Principal Blackman — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:31:50 +0000

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Malkin must have the Waaaa-mbulance on speed dial. This must be that famous conservative sense of humor. Hey Michelle: Lighten up, you dour knownot.

By: JoshWatermanMN

JoshWatermanMN — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:29:00 +0000

think fluffy was taking the piss. Right? That was parody right?

I wondered that too, what with the “anti-creation sciencers and non-rush-listeners” bit. But, hate to let it go to waste . . .

By: Legalize

Legalize — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:24:58 +0000

I think fluffy was taking the piss. Right? That was parody right?

By: JoshWatermanMN

JoshWatermanMN — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:22:03 +0000

How dare you lib-tards make fun of these distinguished intellectuals

Shooting fish in a barrel doesn’t require much daring. Ask Cheney. He’s the fearless hunter of the canned hunt. He’s even been known to bag the most dangerous game (which includes, apparently, elderly lawyers).

each one of them has more genius in their pinky toes than you all nut-roots have in your whole feet

Umm, intelligence is not based in one’s feet. Otherwise, everytime you put your foot down (say, to post a long-winded, wingnut cliche-ridden screed in defense of a goofy poster of political pundits) you would risk brain damage. Go jogging and you won’t have the memory capacity to find your way home again!

By: jim

jim — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:19:05 +0000

Who is that poor token black woman, who is very fittingly all the way on the Right?

By: Joe Max

Joe Max — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:59:08 +0000

…and if any word is ever to be said in D’Souza’s favor, it must be that he has seen things that would send Lovecraft gibbering into the vasty waste.

Coulterhu Fthagn! Ph’uk-en Malk’n fah D’Souza R’tght’ard w’ng’nutl fhtagn! Ia! Ia!

(D’Souza: “Hey Michelle! Did you bring the goat? Oh, there she is… hi, Annie!”)

By: kindness

kindness — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:31:20 +0000

note to fluffy – your Doctor called….He says you obviously forgot to take your meds.