Comments on: They Won’t Let Him Own Black People Anymore, Either

By: J—

J— — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:50:49 +0000

BLAMMO! Borneo's back. I'm so excited.

By: Lawnguylander

Lawnguylander — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:53:38 +0000

I dare you to stop me.

So you’re going to fire qualified people just for wearing or acting pink? You must be one hell of a businessman. If I fired everyone who ever worked for me just for being conservative I’d be as fucked as you must be. I just hope you and I are direct competitors.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:42:17 +0000

My business, and I’ll do as I please. If I want to fire you for wearing pink, I’ll do it, much less for acting pink. I dare you to stop me.

It seems that you and I agree you’re an asshole.

By: borneo

borneo — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:05:01 +0000

Doesn’t matter. I’ll fire who I want, when I want, for whatever reason I want. You lot only sweat this sort of thing because you are never in such positions of authority. My business, and I’ll do as I please. If I want to fire you for wearing pink, I’ll do it, much less for acting pink. I dare you to stop me.

By: David in NYC

David in NYC — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 19:44:24 +0000

Matt T (and others participating in the clown sub-thread): Fear of clowns is a real condition known as coulrophobia. Cosmo Kramer of Seinfeld is one of the more famous sufferers; others include Johnny Bravo (of the eponymous animated series), Chuckie Finster and Didi Pickles from Rugrats, and the title character in Monk. Coulrophobia Jillian: I am with you on the John Dean assessment. Granted, he has done a lot of very good things in the past 34 years, starting with his testimony to Congress, but he needs to do a whole lot more penance before he makes up for the initial crime.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 19:20:35 +0000

If passed, ENDA would cut deeply into the religious rights and freedoms of all Americans.

No it wouldn’t.

By: Clutch414

Clutch414 — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 18:46:35 +0000

*balloon. Damnit. I’m going to to clown hell for that one. Forgive me St. Bozo.

Although I am a member of the Church of Sweet Zombie Jesus, I still respect those in the Church of the Big Shoes. Pastafarians also. Their pirate regalia is simply spectacular.

Praise you, Sweet Zombie Jesus.

By: Clutch414

Clutch414 — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 18:42:01 +0000

In the Glorious words of St. Bozo:

“Let he who is without sin twist the first baloon animal.”

By: Joshua

Joshua — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:44:18 +0000

No business would be allowed to refuse to hire a homosexual for any reason.

ANY REASON?!?

I totally wish I was gay, I would apply for the New York Yankees manager job even though I haven’t played baseball since little league but it wouldn’t matter because the Yankees would have to hire me.

And after the team wins 25 games next season (that would be intentional btw) there would be no way to fire me! Goodbye dynasty!

By: JoshWatermanMN

JoshWatermanMN — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:34:56 +0000

Why would I run a homosexual donut shop from a church basement?

WTF? I didn’t order creme filling!!!

By: Fishbone McGonigle

Fishbone McGonigle — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:56:52 +0000

Noen, I feel really bad that some people chose to use their freedom of speech to make dumbass tranny jokes.

Yeah, that’s not cool at all.

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:04:44 +0000

Thanks for checking in, Ban. Glad you’re doing OK.

Why, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Or maybe it was that undercooked chicken last night.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:41:21 +0000

How is it possible Dr Mike Adams, PhD, and his Straight White Christian Male Entitlement Vaudeville routine hasn’t been mentioned yet?

By: Crissa

Crissa — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:56:00 +0000

I wonder if it was mentioned that churches can hire and fire people for their religious affiliation?

@-@

So his example meant bupkiss.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:04:21 +0000

Southern Beale asked,

I don’t get it. Why wouldn’t you want to hire someone for a daycare center just because they’re homosexual?

Hello? Because of Jesus, of course!

By: brooksfoe

brooksfoe — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:03:26 +0000

Hey Marco, I was going to ask whether I can sign up for this “being gay” thing, because the job perks sound so great. Only thing is I’m not attracted to other men, but nobody actually comes around and checks on that, do they?

Oh, but come to think of it, I just realized I don’t need to. It looks like US civil rights law already protects citizens against discrimination on the grounds of religious creed. So, since I’m Jewish, I guess I can just demand whatever job I feel like, and if they don’t give it to me, I’ll sue the anti-semitic bastards’ pants off!

For that matter, I bet Christians could say they were discriminated against for being Christian. Men could say they were discriminated against for being men. In fact — it looks like the law guarantees everyone the right to anything they want, on the basis of being whoever they are!

I can’t understand why nobody has figured this out before. Or — wait. Do you have to prove the discrimination occurred in a court of law, or something?

Damn! There’s always a catch.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:49:48 +0000

I have an absolute moral belief (why, it’s almost religious) & knowledge that every single corporation I’ve ever been enslaved by or had any business with has ripped me off, exploited me, & so on. Will this new law allow me to get back everything I’ve ever been fucked out of, however I want to do it, without being harrassed, prosecuted, fired, or the like? ‘Cause then I’m all for it.
But if it doesn’t go that far, I don’t know. Have I mentioned how much I believe this? Doesn’t that count for anything?

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:46:49 +0000

Why would I run a homosexual donut shop from a church basement? Wait, let me go read that again…

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:27:47 +0000

Wait until Rush blows his Vicodin cap when all the trans-gendered gay black Jewish immigrant women start stealing the jobs form Honest Hardworking White Christian Men due to Homo-Affirmative Action.

By: Desert Rat

Desert Rat — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:18:00 +0000

Marco said,

Colson is 100% right. I hope ENDA passes.

You see, as a gaywad myself (yes, that’s what some of us prefer to be called now – ok, me.) I cannot wait to stroll into a place of employment to obtain a job I am so unqualified for AND GET IT just for being teh gay. No one is going to deny me Heart Surgeon, Head Electrician… fuck, even Carny who runs the Tilt-O-Whirl.

Those jobs are mine, and all I have to do is flash my Homosexual Agenda card given to me when I was indoctrinated, (the cassette sleeve of Madonna’s Immaculate Collection works if you can’t find it) make a few threats and before you know it, I am running your MRI or driving your kids to school and I am not paying attention to either motherfucking job.
Just ca$hing in, bitches.

Straights. Ya’ll are fucked.

Where can I bill you for the keyboard I just hosed as a result of this post.