Comments on: First Annual Sadly No! Abortion-o-thon

By: Serenade | PoliticsMuch.com

Serenade | PoliticsMuch.com — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:16:29 +0000

[...] Never had a job, worshiped Ahmadinejad Was sticking pictures of Jesus in jars of piss Was kissing abortionists ’til I saw you on the Freepers’ mailing list, [...]

By: Sadly, No! » Serenade

Sadly, No! » Serenade — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:43:18 +0000

[...] Never had a job, worshiped Ahmadinejad Was sticking pictures of Jesus in jars of piss Was kissing abortionists ’til I saw you on the Freepers’ mailing list, [...]

By: Ohio Bob

Ohio Bob — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:49:46 +0000

Does Swift's A Modest Proposal also make you lose your lunch, Kelly? That bad, bad man was far worse than anything in this post.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 20:06:19 +0000

well, I’m 6 weeks pregnant and feeling a little moody, so I thought I would cheer myself up by looking at the winner of the ‘Funniest Blog’ weblog awards. Needless to say, it didn’t work and your blog literally made me lose my lunch. I’m sure you will all hate on me now and make HILARIOUS jokes about my unborn child while you congratulate yourself on your enlightenment, but I wont ever be coming back to see it anyways. sick sick sick

By: Psycheout

Psycheout — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 20:59:02 +0000

Uh… ew.

By: Flag Pin

Flag Pin — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:49:48 +0000

“Above: Formerly pro-life” is hot.
BTW, SN rools.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:27:58 +0000

Come to think of it, I’ll bet he’s plenty pissed at them at the moment.

Especially after all the vote-whoring he did over the past week.

I just hope his Mom can cheer him up with a bag of the new extra-zippy Cheetos, or somethin’…

“Cissy shows Butchie how to ‘do that’.”
*fapfapfap*

Heh heh

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:23:04 +0000

Where the hell is Foe-tus-hammer when you need him?

By: konopelli/wgg

konopelli/wgg — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:53:46 +0000

i have wondered long and loud what might befall the male ‘pro-lifers’ who accuse women of having to have abortions because, essentially, they believe women are heartless whores who abort without compunction, if their women truly understood they were pre-judged by their own menfolk to behave that way, too? Bobbitry amid the babbitry?

By: Arlington Acid

Arlington Acid — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:41:06 +0000

Jesus! I’m actually starting to feel a wee bit sorry for that poor DumbFuck that got grouped with Sadly, No! I mean, the guy got STEPPED ON so badly, got the virtual shit beaten out of him to such a degree that he’s probably down in his Mom’s basement right now, weeping at the shame of it all in the dark, mold scented niche next to the furnace (that he’s referring to when he he tells anxious-to-get-away women about his “apartment”). I can imagine, right about now, that even Lucky Charms don’t hold any appeal to him, let alone the taste of the stale Little Debbies that he scored on the grocery store’s clearance rack. Oh….the agony of it all! He lost, *so badly* to the scourge of all wingers, Sadly fucking no!! Yeah, well it could’ve been different if his so called “buds” had gotten his back, like he’d gotten theirs so MANY times in the past! Come to think of it, I’ll bet he’s plenty pissed at them at the moment. I mean, he’s probably brooding BIGTIME about how much time and effort he’s put into whatever project *they* had going, trying to do his bit against islamofrappeism and the like, and they left him fucking HANGING for the entire blogosphere to laugh at and mock as pathetic and ridiculous!!! FUCK!!!! I just hope his Mom can cheer him up with a bag of the new extra-zippy Cheetos, or somethin’…

By: Doodah

Doodah — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:16:12 +0000

Upon further consideration, I think that LATimes (link above) article might explain why we’re not seeing quality trollage on this thread. The cretins have moved on. Abortion? Shmabortion! The new litmus test is all about torturing terraists.

It’s fascinating how completely something that was The Most Important Issue Evah is now passe.

HTML, I think this bait is stale. Maybe you can apply your talents to a liberal-sponsored Let’s Blow A Terrorist For Freedom day. Or something.

By: Johnny Coelacanth

Johnny Coelacanth — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:39:49 +0000

“I love this site too much to feel that I should just shut up my yap-hole when something rubs the wrong way a bit, yes?”

Agreed. We got nothing to argue over, you and I.

By: IslamoCommuFascistLover

IslamoCommuFascistLover — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:56:49 +0000

But then I started watching Hollywood movies and MTV; I experimented with drugs and sex, then my turn was complete when I took Professor Berube’s class at Penn State. And bam — just like that — I was worshiping Ba’al, living on welfare, and regularly defecating on the American flag.

Hillarious! Frankly I never thought S,N! would do better than the first of the “Eliminationist” posts ( http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7665.html showing all the Islamophobe Wingnuts “coming out of the closet” and openly associating with Dutch & British Neo-Nazis), but I was obviously wrong. Entirely too funny!

Even many of the comments had me rolling, like This whole abortion thing tears me up inside. Or it tears little fetuses up inside, so big deal.

Keep up the great work!

By: joannegm

joannegm — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:48:10 +0000

On reflection, permit me if I prefer the slightly less awkward “aborto-o-thon.”

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:38:14 +0000

Dan Someone said,
November 9, 2007 at 18:35

Well, somebody sure seems to be angling for the position of official blogger to a Democratic presidential candidate, eh?

now that is some comedy.

By: eruvande

eruvande — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:25:35 +0000

the Whackshitz Haderach

::creepy voice:: Wait for my brother, Baron!

::Bene Gesserit nun whispers in ear:: Oh…what? Oooh…Never mind, Baron. Guess he’s not coming.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:05:25 +0000

I don’t think a squick is unreasonable for this post, although I think a central political battlefield simply cannot be off-limits for comedy. If your subject has some horror to it then comedy that doesn’t make use of that horror is not strong enough.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:35:48 +0000

Well, somebody sure seems to be angling for the position of official blogger to a Democratic presidential candidate, eh?

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:56:38 +0000

Johnny Coelacanth:

For one thing, what Spartakus said: “On reflection, the only concern I have would be that someone who had to undergo an abortion of a wanted pregnancy for health reasons might find our glibness to be really offensive.”

For another thing, I guess I just don’t find abortion to be a funny topic. No one adores good parody and satire more than I do, and taunting wingnuts with their own hypocrisy and loathesomeness is one of my favorite pasttimes. I’ve been pro-choice since before Roe v. Wade, and have served on the local Planned Parenthood board of directors (which down h’yere in teh Bible Belt is no picnic). Maybe that’s why I bristle when the subject is treated lightly. Didn’t mean to spoil anyone’s fun, but I love this site too much to feel that I should just shut up my yap-hole when something rubs the wrong way a bit, yes?

By: MFB

MFB — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:14:28 +0000

This is, ah, impressive.

It is, however, striking how darn serious everybody gets whenever somebody darn serious shows up.

It proves the power of crabdom (provided nobody discovers that you have a Republican Party membership card).