Comments on: Cannot resist urge… must attack the Clintons!

By: Dark Avenger

Dark Avenger — Sun, 04 Jul 2004 00:19:19 +0000

Kerry didn’t run a cocaine-smuggling operation outside of Mena, AR, unlike the Clintons.

By: morganna the kissing bandit

morganna the kissing bandit — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 23:28:23 +0000

This is fun

John Kerry didn’t invent crack and spread it in our ghettos to control the minority populations, like Bill Clinton.

By: Pete M.

Pete M. — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 15:12:31 +0000

John Kerry did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, like Bill Clinton.

By: Linnaeus

Linnaeus — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 11:56:08 +0000

John Kerry’s daughters aren’t ugly, unlike the Clintons’….

Oh wait, I think Rush beat me to that one about ten years ago….dammit!

By: vachon

vachon — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 10:08:34 +0000

Whaaaa? They really wrote that?

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 06:08:27 +0000

John Kerry isn’t in league with the Cigarette Smoking Man and Easter Bunny to pollute our precious bodily fluids and prepare the way for our enslavement by the muskrat people of Alpha Centauri like the Clintons are.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 04:49:20 +0000

John Kerry doesn’t sodomize koala bears using pig vomit as lubricant, like Bill Clinton.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 04:46:25 +0000

John Kerry isn’t the spawn of Satan, like the Clintons.

John Kerry doesn’t eat babies, like the Clintons.

By: MO

MO — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 04:40:41 +0000

John Kerry has never been cleared of wrongdoing by a thorough report two years before he is impeached for the very same stuff he’s been cleared of, like Bill Clinton.

By: morganna the kissing bandit

morganna the kissing bandit — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 02:39:58 +0000

John Kerry doesn’t collect the vaginas of the endangered majestic silverback gorillas of the deepest heart of Africa and make full length pimp coats out of them, like the Clintons…

By: bgn

bgn — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 02:00:23 +0000

John Kerry didn’t kill off the dinosaurs, like the Clintons.

By: doghouse riley

doghouse riley — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 01:35:55 +0000

Not only that, but they misspelled “Klintoon”.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 00:14:39 +0000

John Kerry didn’t ignore the warnings about 9/11 or lie about reasons to invade Iraq, like the Clintons!

By: Cap'n Phealy

Cap'n Phealy — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 23:43:51 +0000

John Kerry and his wife don’t spend their spare time feeding cute, harmless little puppies into a gigantic food processor, as the Clintons do, or posting photos of the resulting carnage on the internet they claim to have invented, as the Gores did.

By: s.z.

s.z. — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 23:25:32 +0000

While John Kerry’s wife is bossy and obnoxious, like Hillary Clinton, at least doesn’t have a space alien baby, like the Clintons.

By: NTodd

NTodd — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 23:04:30 +0000

That’s a badly written insult, to boot! It took me a couple of read-throughs until I figured out that the sentence should be understood: “…as the Clintons did.”

Yeah, I had to think a minute. Thot maybe they were saying, “just like the Clintons, the Kerrys are also ethical.”

BTW, John Kerry isn’t in league with Lucifer, like the Clintons.

By: NO MSG

NO MSG — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 22:22:07 +0000

John Kerry isn’t a Clinton, like the Clintons.

By: alanw

alanw — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 21:10:30 +0000

I thought it meant that she didn’t, you know, do the Clintons for mortgage money.

Unlike most of the SCLM.

By: Don Juan

Don Juan — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 21:04:24 +0000

John Kerry doesn’t have a raging crack habit, like the Clintons.

By: renato

renato — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 21:00:15 +0000

It’s unlikely George W. Bush is a closeted homosexual, like Rush Limbaugh.