Comments on: Greatest Creationist Video Ever

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:53:34 +0000

I want a creationist, er, intelligent designerist, to explain to me why our perfect god-dude father figure created us with throats that would allow us to accidentally swallow food into our wind pipe and choke to death at any moment. I guess it must have been cuz He wanted to keep us worried about when He might smite and destroy us despite His perfect, omniscient, forgiving, LOVE for us.

I’m betting that Yahweh is a nickname for an abusive alcoholic dad in Babylon.

By: Scott Mercer

Scott Mercer — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:53:11 +0000

“Life from non-life, apart from God’s intervention, is a fairy tale.”

{(Chris Elliot Falsetto, Sotto Voce)}:

I think some-body’s pro-jecting!

By: lobbey

lobbey — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:42:38 +0000

Which, of course, leads me to post one of my favorite videos from youtube. Alas, I cannot recommend it completely wholeheartedly, because of some unfortunate prison rape jokes, which no one – not even Kent Hovind – deserves.

Great, now I can’t get that tune out my head……………

By: joanne murphy

joanne murphy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:41:01 +0000

Obviously this man has never owned a truly OLD jar of peanut butter (which, as a somewhat absentminded housekeeper, I will admit I have).

A few months ago I opened a jar that had been sitting on my shelf since the Clinton administration. Needless to say it tasted NAS-TY.

So SOMETHING developed in that jar that wrecked the taste, right?

By: joanne murphy

joanne murphy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:38:20 +0000

Hmmm….we went from BANANAS to PEANUT BUTTER!

That says one thing and one thing only, to me:

ELVIS IS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

By: IslamoCommuFascistLover

IslamoCommuFascistLover — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:48:44 +0000

Entirely – hell, obscenely – too cute. Now why isn’t GreenPeace using these little guys to campaign to save whatever rain forest these little monkeys come from? Talk about a critter that only a oil company CEO or a Republican could hate…. The Earth creates the best propaganda – like the cutest little monkeys imaginable – to argue for her survival.

Not to mention they would seriously freak out the guy opening the peanut butter jar.

By: cokane

cokane — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:43:47 +0000

my god that easterbrook article is obnoxious. For one he mis-represents “intelligent design” theory. For two, this seems to be his best defense for teaching it: “The intelligent design theory may or may not be correct, but it’s a rich, absorbing hypothesis”

That has nothing to do with science you fucking idiot. Shouldn’t be a surprise that only the WSJ published your bullshit.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 23:58:18 +0000

Cute as tiny fuzzy buttons AND they make shoes?!! HOLY CRAP, I’m gonna start buying peanut butter again!

By: mikey

mikey — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 23:31:17 +0000

I woke up and they’d made me a new pair of shoes.

The kind with velcro?

Love those…

mikey

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 23:24:21 +0000

they’re cutest damn things ever…

I woke up and they’d made me a new pair of shoes.

By: IslamoCommuFascistLover

IslamoCommuFascistLover — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 23:22:42 +0000

tigrismus: Assuming you are referring to the tinny tiny little monkeys I posted a photo of, you’re right, they’re cutest damn things ever…

By: aracne

aracne — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:25:51 +0000

Ehm… Even if the argument was correct in some way (the fuck, it was made without those egregious errors in 1688) does not occur to them that maybe, just maybe, disproving spontaneous generation does not harm evolution? As in, “of course evolution does not say that life appears on its own inside a jar of peanut butter. If life is poof-based, why do you need parents to descend from?”.

Are you really sure it is not from the onion? Nobody could be so stupid…

By: Douche Baggins

Douche Baggins — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:59:03 +0000

Glurg. Not be all high-falutin’ with my fitty-cent words, but “abiogenesis” and “evolution” are just, slightly, ever-so-delicately completely fucking different concepts.

Ahem.

** Science! Boo! ** Ha ha, made you pee in your cassock.

By: Five of Diamonds

Five of Diamonds — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:50:46 +0000

Translation:

“This jar of peanut butter is smarter than me.”

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:27:21 +0000

I’m typically not a monkey fan but OH MY GOD *squeeee*!

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:21:07 +0000

3 questions for this guy:

1. What about Penicillin?
2. Are you out of your fucking mind completely?

3. Evolution is a fairy tale, but God starting the Universe with the Clapper, that’s all perfectly reasonable?

Seriously, how do they function?

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:35:09 +0000

God made Nutella.

(Okay, the Italians did. Close enough.)

By: IslamoCummuFascistLover

IslamoCummuFascistLover — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:48:36 +0000

Hey... we could get some of these tiny little monkeys, put them in peanut butter jars and mail them to everyone in this video. Do you think that would turn them into evil godless Darwinists? Oh, what the hell am I thinking about? These guys are GREAT as Creationists, I guess we should leave well enough alone.

By: What About a Jar of Fluff? « Petunias

What About a Jar of Fluff? « Petunias — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:45:17 +0000

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By: ortho_bob

ortho_bob — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:33:08 +0000

Anyone posted this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMh0IusHwMA&watch_response