Comments on: Shorter John Lott

By: David Tiley

David Tiley — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 18:04:15 +0000

A couple of years ago in Canberra, demolition experts blew up a redundant hospital wing.

Killed a child. Damn libral media never protested to get hospitals stopped because of this terrible risk to the innocent young.

Hypocrites. Jeez.

By: bellatrys

bellatrys — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 02:30:13 +0000

Around here we buy our illegal, smuggled-south-over-the-international-border fireworks from the local firemen.

They’re illegal, but a few stores have big fireworks signs. Occasionally they get raided.

The past few nights have sounded like amateur mortar battle night on my block what wiht the bottle rockets. I don’t think there’s any reason for it, but it might have been for a graduation party.

I’ve never been able to figure out this place.

(a visiting Texan was once severely scandalized. They have huge fines for fireworks and noboey would dream of risking them. Irony yes. But it comes from the drought/wildfire situation.)

By: Yosef

Yosef — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 00:27:44 +0000

Damn media. All they want to do is mention the deaths from fireworks. Why don’t they mention the new schools?! You never hear about the hospitals that are being built! Damn liberal media.

By: RETARDO

RETARDO — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 19:00:45 +0000

Seb, though my screen name is meant in irony and fun, it is on these embarassing occasions that I fall back on its literal meaning.

All apologies

By: Sadly, No!

Sadly, No! — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 16:29:34 +0000

RETARDO: You had messed up the HTML in your suck up link, but our revisionist historians fixed it.

By: RETARDO

RETARDO — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 14:04:50 +0000

Hey Seb. I’m here in your comments box to pass you another OT goodie:

http://8thpresindahouse.blogspot.com

You may also enjoy my suck-up post here.

Regarding bottlerockets, I have to say I like them even though because of them I had to ride a float in the local 7/4 parade with a black eye. Oh yeah, and that time during a war when the whole backpack of jumping jacks and roman candles ignited on me really sucked. but like the irish guy on the simpsons says, “twas all in good fun”.

By: doghouse riley

doghouse riley — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 13:44:43 +0000

And in the same period there were no reported deaths from child pornography. So I guess that should be legal, too.

I used to have a neighbor who bought $800 worth of the stuff every year from out of state (it’s illegal here) and “celebrated” for two weeks until 11 pm every night. I finally moved the stereo speakers outdoors and put on a tape loop of The Red Crayola’s “Wives in Orbit” I keep around for such difficulties. We came to an understanding about 20 minutes later.

By: Jo Fish

Jo Fish — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 13:24:43 +0000

Other John Lott:
I could back up all my assertions, but my computer crashed (it was hit by a huuuuge bottle rocket) and now I can’t get the data off my hard drive.

Now please excuse me while Mary and I go shopping for bustiers at Victoria’s Secret. It’s their semi-annual foundation sale, and I want the AEI model.

By: Thlayli

Thlayli — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 12:28:09 +0000

And I should believe anything Mary Rosh^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HJohn Lott says because…?

By: MattT

MattT — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 08:40:12 +0000

While I respect the right of people to celebrate America by blowing up a piece of it, it’s also worth noting that this piece appears in the LA Times less than a year after some major wildfires in SoCal. I like to think that fire prevention is a pretty overwhelming public interest in this part of the country. I guess you could argue that everything is so flammable here that it’s all going to catch fire anyway, so you might as well set it on fire doing something cool.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 06:59:35 +0000

And of course the 20x more deaths from children drowning in bathtubs is completely relevant, because children under ten take baths about as often as they play with fireworks, roughly once a year.

By: Keith Rockhold

Keith Rockhold — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 06:36:32 +0000

I agree with Flip, Boom Boom Boom, (ouch!)

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 06:31:21 +0000

Even shorter John Lott:

Boom good.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 06:09:37 +0000

Still, I have to agree with him. My right to set shit on fire to celebrate my country’s independence should not be infringed. Nor my right to a bottle-rocket war. Last year no one died. Sure, a fingernail got blown off, a window was broken, and there were minor burns, but hey, what else do you expect when alcohol is involved?