Comments on: Poor Andrew, reading what you link to is just so hard

By: Online Dating

Online Dating — Sun, 07 Nov 2004 12:06:09 +0000

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not to.
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By: Credit Report

Credit Report — Sun, 07 Nov 2004 11:31:05 +0000

Don’t take life so serious, son, it ain’t nohow permanent.
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By: Richter

Richter — Mon, 05 Jul 2004 02:44:23 +0000

That “number of screens” distinction raised by “Sadly No” is key to understanding the phenomena of “Fahrenheit 911″ — it resulted in a huge earnings-per-screen average during the opening weekend, which is the real figure that Hollywood watches. As for the question of whether or not Fahrenheit’s ultimate gross will overtake that of Jackass, the answer is already obvious: Hell yes. As of Wednesday, Fahrenheit’s haul was 32 million, and this weekend and next will see bumps in distribution as exhibitors are screaming to get in on the action (this from Variety, the show biz bible). In the end, I think the ultimate gross is sure to be something over the 100 million mark — and that’s just domestic. Worldwide could push the gross up to a quarter of a billion — for a documentary (!) that cost 6 million to make (!!). The rightwingers are therefore stuck with two unsavory possibilities — either the movie is being seen by a lot more people than just “Bush haters,” or there are a hell of a lot of “Bush haters” out there.

By: Willoughby

Willoughby — Fri, 02 Jul 2004 07:07:01 +0000

Do you suppose Andy gets wood every time he thinks about Jackass? Do you suppose Knoxville and his buddies had Andy in mind when they made the film?

By: Bill S

Bill S — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 19:01:46 +0000

Andy doesn’t need to shove toy cars up his posterior to prove he’s a jackass. He does it every time he sits down to write something.

By: Dark Avenger

Dark Avenger — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 16:31:13 +0000

Maybe Sully should go to Hollywood and try his hand at writing for money there.

By: renato

renato — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 12:42:30 +0000

I wish bareback Andy would mount Chris Hitchens and give him the reaming he richly deserves.

By: ran

ran — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 11:24:59 +0000

Will he shut the fuck up even then? Sadly, no.

By: amblongus

amblongus — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 07:54:36 +0000

No time to read when he’s got toy cars to shove up his posterior….

By: August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com

August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 07:41:45 +0000

Andrew Sullivan is an idiot (includes extra swearing for being so much of a fucking idiot)

Sadly, No! caught Andrew Sullivan this morning creating new and exciting ways to make Fahrenheit 9/11 look like it’s not a success. As you know, there were prior attempts with Bowling for Columbine to discredit the film by claiming that…

By: Dan Webster

Dan Webster — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 04:28:30 +0000

Ha ha ha!! Nothing but sour grapes as far as the eye can see. Boy, how the wingnuts’ entrails are churning with bile these days.

By: fourlegsgood

fourlegsgood — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 00:07:44 +0000

Actually, no.

By: alanw

alanw — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 20:16:40 +0000

Is there anything the angry right won’t stoop to?

Not Bareback Andy, evidently.

By: renato

renato — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 18:25:08 +0000

if Chimpus Maximus were caught on live TV boinking a goat, fright-wingers would exclaim, “Oh YEAH? What about Clinton?”

Rush would bellow, “He was just blowing off a little steam!”

Coulter would cackle about the hypocrisy of the left – they think gay marriage is OK but not bestiality.

By: renato

renato — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 18:23:42 +0000

Is there anything the angry right won’t stoop to?

No.