It’d serve their asses right. I don’t see how this could possibly be a bad thing, as far as religious imposition is concerned.

Which nicely illustrates the point of why religious folks should fanatically support separation of church and state – because the right-wing fundies don’t just want to make American a “Christian” nation, they want to make it *their* kind of a Christian nation, which goes against a lot of peoples’ good Christian beliefs. (Imagine the fundies distress if the liberal wing of the UCC-Disciples-Unitarians-Quakers imposed *their* version of Christianity on the Baptists!)

My Mom did them one better though (she’s a Catholic, too). With the bitching about gay marriage, my Mom told these fundies here that Jesus spoke about monogamy, love, and how people should be married, but never condemned homosexuality, therefore he was pro-gay marriage. They don’t bother her either, she moved back out of Kansas for a reason. But I liked her retwisting of one of their idiotic statements to come up with that one.

And yet we stinky libruls refuse to greet this snub with the proper combination of envy and begging their forgiveness! How are the God People going to enjoy their Very Exclusive Party without the heady sight of all our non-Godly noses pressed to the glass?

That’s the sure sign of a “fun” party, when the most enjoyable part is knowing that your enemies weren’t invited, right? (/snark)

Good point, Invigilator, but I’m sticking with my reading of “god has always capitalized people.”

Surely you’ve heard of angel investors?

At least they’re honest though. They’re throwing a party at God’s place and only their friends are invited.

“Everyone here thinks I’m going to hell anyway. Maybe even in a handbasket, my preferred method.”

Well duh, if there’s a handbasket to ride in, why walk?

Well, Candy, I’m sure if the hookers had crapped in his yard he would have picked it up *instantly*. Hmm… maybe that’s why David Vitter was into diapers… perhaps his hookers lived in a neighborhood with a really strict Homeowners Association!

Eww, that sounds nasty.

Les–I know! I even rented “Jesus Camp” on a bet with some sane neighbors that the “kiefer Sutherland vampire” family would be in it, but I think they went to “Pharisee Camp” instead. Les, where I live, I moved away for 5 years and then moved back to the same neighborhood. Now my favorite field is destroyed for a retirement community and there are about 5 mega-churches within a 5 mile radius. And no one’s buying houses, otherwise I WOULD move closer in. As it is, I just have to refugee most of the time to Tampa, which seems like relative sanity compared to this.

Crap, even the old Presbyterian church down the street is now a “Bible Church”!! Check out “Mardel” bookstore if you get a chance. I think it’s a big chain, national I think. These people are planting the seeds.

OK sorry, one of them is mowing outside and just seeing his ass is getting me riled up. You guys are going to turn me back into a blogger, and I’d sworn off of it. Oh well, satirical tales of the worst of the lot of them won’t hurt. Everyone here thinks I’m going to hell anyway. Maybe even in a handbasket, my preferred method.

Any site that includes the morons at AnswersinGenesis as a “partner” clearly is more full of shit than my son’s diaper.

OOO!

They’re…partners. HAHAHAHAHA. I wonder who’s the bitch :D

Saul is so lame. Bastion Booger? Lamer. Even the name is lame. Lame.Lame.Lame.

And that is an affront to all who have truncated mobility, let me tell you.

Now Fuck off…in my name.

Dogma does not state that ‘good acts are not required to enter into heaven’. It states that you can not reach heaven by way of good acts alone. While I can see how an arrogant and wicked man such as yourself would fail to see the difference, there is a massive one. Clearly, you do not care about committing good acts yourself. That in itself is a sin, and I do not believe you have or will ever ask for forgiveness for that sin honestly. You don’t believe you’ve done something wrong, so you don’t really believe you need forgiveness. Your arrogance in claiming to know the mind of God is also a sin. You do not know who goes to hell and who does not, but the surest way to earn yourself a place in there is to pretend that you do.

OK. Hey, Jesus, how about some eternal life? I’d really appreciate it, you know, because there’s lots of stuff I’d like to see and do. Thanks, Big J.

There you go. I asked Jesus for eternal life, and I really meant it. I guess I’m saved now, right? And I can never be unsaved now?

Sweet. Now I can go back to being a culturally Jewish atheist and snarking on wingnuts and god-botherers, and AIN’T NOTHIN’ CAN TOUCH ME, BABY!