Comments on: Lunatic is the word you apply to sane people

By: icky

icky — Sun, 21 Nov 2004 14:23:06 +0000

JUSTIN IS RIGHT.NONE OF YOU ARE SHIT.YOU WONT TELL WHAT YOU THINK.YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF COWARDLY BITCHES.

By: i,nayshon

i,nayshon — Thu, 22 Jul 2004 00:48:36 +0000

He considers himself the hottest new conservative writer on the web so book mark this page

Damn. And I spent all this time trying to get recognized by others as the coldest liberal writer. From now on I consider myself a genius.

By: christianpatriot69

christianpatriot69 — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 04:35:17 +0000

‘I don’t know about you, but when I want cutting-edge political commentary, I go seek out a retail manager.’

That hurt a bit, by the way. I think the real issue is this dipsh*t thinking that being a ‘veteran retail manager’ has anything to do with anything.

I mean, we all have to eat. I quite commonly offer political commentary, I don’t believe, however, that my dumbass day job offers any credibility to the things I say.

By: John Lotts Calculator

John Lotts Calculator — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 04:34:17 +0000

oh boy… is someone trying to steal young master Kyle Williams’s thunder???

By: christianpatriot69

christianpatriot69 — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 04:31:39 +0000

This guy gives all of us ‘veteran retail managers from the Philadelphia area’ a bad name.
I do know I’ll be watching closely whenever I go into a 7-11 or Wawa because my slurpee or tastycakes might be rung up by the hottest new conservative writer on the web.
What a dink.

By: fourlegsgood

fourlegsgood — Thu, 01 Jul 2004 00:08:49 +0000

Thanks merl! tremendously!

By: merl

merl — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 13:55:20 +0000

they all look like pervs for a reason. They are PERVERTS, hope that helps

By: four legs good

four legs good — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 08:42:49 +0000

Apparently those years of university study didn’t include any classes in english composition of logic. Pity.

Why is it that all these republican dudes look like perverts? Anyone know?

Actually, you guys that want to troll him should send him photos of calico cats. Ashcroft has that dancing phobia too (thinks it’s the devil’s activity) so maybe young Justin has the cat phobia as well.

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 06:50:30 +0000

I’m thinking Al Bundy here.

By: Jadegold

Jadegold — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 06:13:26 +0000

Whoa. Ease up on Justin.

He’s not just a retail manager, he’s a veteran retail manager. He’s on the frontlines of retail–shoehorn in teeth–protecting our freedom from high prices or something like that.

By: renato

renato — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 06:07:59 +0000

(I was speaking of Ben Shapiro for the latter)

By: renato

renato — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 06:07:04 +0000

I don’t know about you, but when I want cutting-edge political commentary, I go seek out a retail manager.

Just like I go seek out a 20 year old college student when I want to know all there is to know about the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy?, that mAnn Coulter hasn’t told me already.

By: bellatrys

bellatrys — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 05:59:43 +0000

Yosef -
And they say liberals have no sense of humour!

By: Yosef

Yosef — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 05:07:14 +0000

Bellatrys-

[bad overdub]
Wanna try my Wu-Darr style?

By: bellatrys

bellatrys — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 04:49:10 +0000

(tho’ scarily I think Seb would win it, even against real Young Conservatives, ’cause of those imitation Doug Giles quotes the other day. Being able to write them better than themselves is – wow.)

By: bellatrys

bellatrys — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 04:47:27 +0000

“thy own self” is definitely wrong. Thyself (all one word) or “thine own self” with spaces, because you don’t have two vowels together. (Same as “a egg” is wrong.)

Yosef – oh yeah? ya wanna fight, punk? You and whose army, bub?

(Young Conservative Deathmatch 2004, how about it?)

By: Yosef

Yosef — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 03:53:18 +0000

I just wanted to let everybody know that Justin has lost his title. It’s a tough one to keep, but now I’M the hottest young conservative writer on the internet. So Cheney all of y’all!

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 03:53:05 +0000

Darr uses “thy own self.” Is that correct or incorrect? If he wanted to use “thy,” why wouldn’t he simply say “thyself”?

By: bellatrys

bellatrys — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 03:45:18 +0000

in re editor vs webmaster title – as we’ve noticed, all these guys got swelled heads. They’re all the greatest new voice in neocon thought, or The Amazing Zonko, or whatever. (goes with liking to talk about selves in the third person I notice.)

Also – slight nitpick – re thy/thine etc you’re both slighlty wrong. Thou (nom), then [to] Thee, thy/thine both are possessive, difference is whether goes before vowel.

But the quote is “to thine own self be true,” from Hamlet. So thine in this case is perfectly correct. [/language nerd]

in re history – these guys are really the epitome of “don’t confuse me with the fax!”

Also, did yall see that find of the General’s, Hillbilly Housewife? Now there’s someone who’s marriage might be threatened by same-sex weddings, seeing as how working with coworkers of the other sex is likely to make her automatically commit adultery!

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Wed, 30 Jun 2004 03:19:03 +0000

That’s a really good question. He claims to “manage” the website. When I politely suggested that makes him a “webmaster” rather than an “editor,” and that he was merely making his hot young conservative writers look even more stupid by not correcting basic grammar and spelling errors, he got indignant, said (this is a quote) “bite me” and put me on his spam filter list. So I went on my hotmail account and called him an asshole. It all ended with the behavior that you might expect from adults or vice presidents.