Comments on: Thank God The Tongs Were In The House

By: TBogg » Does anyone know where the love of blog goes When the words turn the minutes to hours

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:11:04 +0000

[...] Gun Counter Gomer, Ol’ Sparky the BBQ is going to have to hang on for one more summer of grilling okra and squirrel ribs. And that [...]

By: TBogg » Fort Apache The Couch

TBogg » Fort Apache The Couch — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:42:59 +0000

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By: TBogg » I was sad because I had no spit fork rotisserie attachment…

TBogg » I was sad because I had no spit fork rotisserie attachment… — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:09:11 +0000

[...] last burden I remember Gomer bearing was on 9/14, a day that will live in infamy, when a Islamohurricane, named after a Mexican no less, launched a pre-dawn attack on his [...]

By: Sadly, No! » The Big Sophistry Of Low Expectations

Sadly, No! » The Big Sophistry Of Low Expectations — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:12:56 +0000

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By: Sadly, No! » To Boldly Go Where No Stupid Has Gone Before

Sadly, No! » To Boldly Go Where No Stupid Has Gone Before — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:30:52 +0000

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By: Sadly, No! » Our Nefarious Fascist Plot To Silence “Amy” Alkon Revealed!

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:31:03 +0000

[...] Her schtick has been that since Gavin, D. Aristophanes, and I have posted silly photoshops and ridiculed her for thinking that it’s not racist to talk about groups of black siblings as “litters” we are trying to “silence” her. Silly blogger. The last thing we want to do is silence her — she’s unalloyed comedy gold and we’ve had more fun documenting her meltdown than when we blogged on Bob Owens’s chah-cole greeyuhl fundraiser. [...]

By: Sadly, No! » Yokel, 1; Global Warmin’ Perfessers, 0

Sadly, No! » Yokel, 1; Global Warmin’ Perfessers, 0 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:08:27 +0000

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By: Sadly, No! » Department Of Chumplification

Sadly, No! » Department Of Chumplification — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:31:11 +0000

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By: Sadly, No! » CPAC Of Lies

Sadly, No! » CPAC Of Lies — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:12:28 +0000

[...] wrongs of the right. Last night, during a violent winter storm in my home town of Bugtussle, AL, my beloved combination bird-feeder/weather station/plastic explosive detector was blown over and rol…, where it accidentally decapitated my neighbor’s lawn statue of Lee Atwater. Not only are [...]

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:39:50 +0000

Simply put, New Orleans is a sinking hole in a swamp surrounded on three sides by hungry waters: rebuilding the city with an anemic patchwork of small levee improvements is a colossal exercise in stupidity, when relocating the population is a much more intelligent and more viable long-term option. It may also ultimately lead to a far greater loss of life the next time the city is inundated.–CY

And the Outer Banks are strips of sand that are only a few hundred yards wide in some areas, which have been decimated because assholes from New York insist on building houses on the dune ridge smack up against the high tide mark. Perhaps we should just level the houses of CY and his buddies to avert further loss of BBQs and human life in the future.

By: Kip W

Kip W — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:38:36 +0000

Why doesn’t that boy go to an organization that’s dedicated to helping out folks like him, but which doesn’t suckle at the government teat?

The Grill Scouts!

By: Leonard Pierce

Leonard Pierce — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:13:31 +0000

You know, I keep reading that CY post over and over, thinking, surely he didn’t really ask people to donate money to him because his grill got knocked over by the wind. But sure enough.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:13:22 +0000

Re: the updates and so on. He’s incredibly good at getting the point, isn’t he?

By: kc

kc — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:25:36 +0000

TIDSY says: living over 130 miles from the ocean. I’m not what would typically be considered any more of a “hurricane area” than is San Antonio, Texas.

Three words: Hurricane Hugo, bitch!

By: Crissa

Crissa — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:00:18 +0000

I’m Sorry, CY, but do you happen to have several hundred acres adjacent to the Big Easy that you’re totally willing to give to the poor, displaced peoples?

Oh, wait, no? That would be taking from people who are already there!

Such a big hippocrite.

No, I meant to spell it that way.

By: fourmorewars

fourmorewars — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:27:40 +0000

K, I have been drinking. Phony hay instead of a lawn, and such, on closer examinaton I guess that’s the definition of a beautiful parody of the term McMansion.

I was taken in.

God, I hope so.

By: fourmorewars

fourmorewars — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:13:42 +0000

I haven’t read through all the comments, so this is probably the sixtieth time or so this thought has been expressed:

Is that the definition of McMansion or what?

By: Cornfed Yanqui

Cornfed Yanqui — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:22:11 +0000

My ass hurts. Won’t somebody–no, won’t everybody–give me some money so I can go to Duane Reade and buy a jar of Noxema?

By: Derek Henderson

Derek Henderson — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:11:13 +0000

“Project: It’s knocked over (hurricane)”

This is on par with Atrios’ “preznit give me turkee”. But sublimer.

Thank you.

By: stryx

stryx — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:53:03 +0000

You know when I first saw this story, I thought CY had got busted in the mouth and now he need money to fix his orthodonture. But alas, sadly, no.