Comments on: Here’s A Hint, Jim: It Starts With The Letter “G”

By: Emak Bakia

Emak Bakia — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:17:27 +0000

I can't be said too often: Gateway Pundit is a fucking piece of shit.

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:40:47 +0000

Hey Great Google, why can’t you find that naked photo of Vanessa Hudgens?

By: Joe in SF

Joe in SF — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:23:45 +0000

It was a slow afternoon, so I clicked through to the website his bio is attached to.

Wow! Somebody smoked too much dope while they worked on their Science Fair project.

By: A Real Gay Jewish Islamic Bunker

A Real Gay Jewish Islamic Bunker — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:17:27 +0000

Damn. I mis-read the party invitation. What am I going to do with a 2-metre-thick layer of concrete now?

By: A Real Gay Jewish Islamic Baker

A Real Gay Jewish Islamic Baker — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:08:34 +0000

Gentlewoman, it is OK that you’re using our name for your endeavors. We will hold your walker for you any time.

By: Paddy Mac

Paddy Mac — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:04:50 +0000

“In the video he made yesterday bashing the president with nutty Davis Fleetwood , he is in full uniform. Does anyone know if that is legal?”

Silly wingnut, General Boykin wore his uniform, in a Christian church, when he derided Islam’s god as false, and praised President Bush as having been selected by God (the real God, not fake god of the Muslims) and not by us voters. (That last is an important characteristic for the leader of a secular democracy, according to the General. He has a funny way of upholding our Constitution!) We all know how angry the right was about that! But hey, it really helped to convince the Islamic world what we really think of them!

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:36:08 +0000

As I once told a Gay Jewish Islamic Baker I knew, “Sure the bagels FIT that way, but is that really a sanatary way to carry then when your hands are full?”

By: mikey

mikey — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:25:24 +0000

Perhaps it would be helpful at this point if Gary were to explain to his apprentice in small words just exactly what it is that a search engine like Google does…

mikey

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:29:38 +0000

Please stop hating on the Comic Sans MS.

I use it for all my hate mail to Persecuted Conservative Bloggers.

I sign them all ‘Gay Jewish Islamic Bakers of America.’

Oh, crap. Now I’ve given the game away and you will all be doing this and how will they know which ones are from me???

Dear Persecuted Conservative Bloggers:

The ones in Comic Sans MS are the ones from me.

Love,

Gay Jewish Islamic Bakers of America

PS If Gateway Pundit is a model, than I am a prima ballerina. Please hold my walker while I dance for you.

By: objectivelypro

objectivelypro — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:28:19 +0000

Good of Gary to put his affairs in order and fnd a proxy while he deals with that whole selling booze to teenagers out by the gravel pit thing.

By: Simba B.

Simba B. — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:12:36 +0000

Woah. I love the “Gateway Pundit” WordArt on the picture on his bio page. I think the only way you could say “pointy-haired boss” or “hi, I’m from 1995″ more is to use Comic Sans MS on your PowerPoint presentation.

By: Legalize

Legalize — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:37:43 +0000

Gary’s Apprentice is well on his way.

By: kobie

kobie — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:36:02 +0000

GAY jewish islamic bankers

By: MrWonderful

MrWonderful — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:59:19 +0000

Or he “appeared” reflected on the screen of his tv set as he watched.

Plato would understand!

By: Charles Giacometti

Charles Giacometti — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:46:27 +0000

That bio of Hoft claims acting credits as well, but there is no mention of him in the Internet Movie Database. Sounds like pure bullshit.

Reminds me of when a dead-end Republican named John Lakian ran for governor of Massachusetts and claimed he had attended Harvard. Turns out he meant to say he had attended the Cambridge School for Adult Education. Close enough for Republicans! Maybe Holt meant to say he watched some television shows, not appeared in them.

By: MrWonderful

MrWonderful — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:41:30 +0000

I dunno…maybe I’m impressionable, but I’m starting to think I’m stupid.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:37:10 +0000

Bakers.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:25:33 +0000

JEWISH Islamic bankers.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:21:54 +0000

Google is just controlled by the same New World Oeufre cadre of Islamic bakers.

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 21:19:13 +0000

Speaking of GOP hostility to the military:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/9/15/151715/572

Dave Rye weighs in on the dumbness of a dead staff sgt.