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Shorter Powerline
What The Muslim Brotherhood Means For The U.S.
Above: Scott “Hooty” Johnson, Esq.
- Rod Dreher helps smash the International Kike’s plan to infiltrate America by exposing Mr. Jewy Jewenstein’s secret Elder Zion protocols. Oh wait, time warp: That is despicable anti-Semitism, for I am talking about the
global tribe of nickel-nosed yidsuh, Great Muslim Conspiracy.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
kingubu said,
September 14, 2007 at 22:59
In other news, I’m totally a six foot tall, 185-pound, lantern-jawed mass of tanned muscular beefcake with 4 Ph.Ds, 9 Pulitzers, 3 Peabody’s and yacht.
What?
That’s what I planned. Look! I wrote it down, and everything, so that makes it not only realistic but inevitable.
Trilateral Chairman said,
September 14, 2007 at 23:06
Ah, Rod Dreher. Rod is best known for–well, he’s not known at all, but he did write a book about “crunchy conservatives,” which seem to be ultra-right-wing zealots who eat organic and are good about recycling.
Dreher started out as a Methodist, then converted to Catholicism; a little over a decade later, jumped ship for the Eastern Orthodox church. It’s anyone’s guess which religion he’ll spring for next, but you better believe that faith is a critical part of his life–he and his family don’t celebrate Halloween, apparently because of something an exorcist friend told him.
His greatest claim to fame, though, is that he is a man so dumb that Jonah Goldberg can plausibly belittle him.
Now that’s rough.
Fishbone McGonigle said,
September 14, 2007 at 23:08
“Hooty”
Love it!
Gus said,
September 14, 2007 at 23:17
Jesus Christ, these pants pissers are fucking pathetic. No wonder they want big bad George Bush to protect them.
a different brad said,
September 14, 2007 at 23:27
A dozen Islamic bankers rule the world from a secret lair miles beneath Swiss mountains.
It’s trooooooooooo.
Notorious P.A.T. said,
September 14, 2007 at 23:28
Dreher explains that the Muslim Brotherhood means to destroy the United States from within
You gotta admit, that *is* the best way to destroy the United States.
Anne Laurie said,
September 14, 2007 at 23:50
Actually, Johnson looks like one of those guys who used to become a shoe salesman so he could look up ladies’ skirts. It would have been a safer outlet for him, actually…
El Cid said,
September 15, 2007 at 0:25
The world is controlled by a dozen Islamic bakers? Hmmm.
DEMIZE! said,
September 15, 2007 at 1:01
Yes they use the blood of gentile children to bake matzohs.Umm,what’s arabic for matzoh?
Righteous Bubba said,
September 15, 2007 at 1:10
Yes they use the blood of gentile children to bake matzohs.Umm,what’s arabic for matzoh?
Arabs are pretty good at pastries so if I’m gonna eat some chopped-up kids LET THE BAKER BE MUSLIM!!
ed said,
September 15, 2007 at 1:48
That picture is funny.
stringonastick said,
September 15, 2007 at 1:53
Mmmmmm, baklava!
Mandos said,
September 15, 2007 at 4:37
Do you know what’s better than baklava? Eating baklava…in a balaclava!
DEMIZE! said,
September 15, 2007 at 4:45
Hard to get it in your mouth though?
M. Bouffant said,
September 15, 2007 at 6:26
Nice link to Pantload, Trileteral Chairman. I think we can now see where J. G. got the idea for his latest (or just plain late) subtitle. Y’know, “From Hitler to Whole Foods.”
Many of these people turned against Halloween when they were forced to eschew candy & razor-bladed apples for those UNICEF boxes. Or when the home-owners had to give nickels & dimes for dirty furrin children.
Wonder what Rod’s house looks like the morning after? Soapy windows & toilet paper, we can only hope.
El Cid said,
September 15, 2007 at 15:46
How about eating kibbeh… in a keffiyeh!
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