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14

What Happened To That Kid They Used To Have?




Posted at 19:47 by Gavin M.

This is weird.

It’s like the Jackson 5, except with Michael Jackson on vocals.

15 Comments »

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    September 14, 2007 at 19:53

    I like this one better.

  2. t4toby said,

    September 14, 2007 at 20:10

    Is that like the Victory Tour Redux?

  3. Gavin M. said,

    September 14, 2007 at 20:15

    I had another vid up for a few minutes, but this one is the Motown special in ‘83.

  4. A Bucket of Water said,

    September 14, 2007 at 20:22

    That’s not Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson is white…reallly white.

  5. FlipYrWhig said,

    September 14, 2007 at 20:33

    At this point, there’s like a whole generation for whom Michael Jackson has always been a punchline or a punching bag. I like the reminders that he used to be hot ‘n’ sexy.

  6. Some Guy said,

    September 14, 2007 at 20:55

    Someone should tell them their guitars aren’t plugged into anything.

  7. Righteous Bubba said,

    September 14, 2007 at 21:08

    That sucks. The songs are too fast and the guy’s voice has no strength. To Michael’s credit he is not molesting a child during the performance.

  8. MCH said,

    September 14, 2007 at 22:14

    Q. How is Michael Jackson like Wal-Mart?

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    A. They both have boys’ pants 80% off.

  9. TRex said,

    September 14, 2007 at 22:14

    Oh, the sartorial horrors of the 80’s.

    Cropped bolero jackets with tails? Puh-leeze.

  10. FlipYrWhig said,

    September 14, 2007 at 22:37

    “Spangly beer-league softball uniform” ain’t good either.

  11. Thorlac said,

    September 14, 2007 at 22:51

    Cropped bolero jackets with tails? Puh-leeze.

    Sigh. Looks like I’m dropping another bag off at Goodwill this weekend.

  12. TRex said,

    September 14, 2007 at 23:24

    Sigh. Looks like I’m dropping another bag off at Goodwill this weekend.

    Oh, shit, I’m sorry. No, no, it looks great on you. I didn’t mean to, aw, shit…

    Sorry man. Those spangly plastic jeans are totally you.

  13. tbogg said,

    September 15, 2007 at 0:34

    I like watching white people clap along. Its’ so….painful looking.

  14. M. Bouffant said,

    September 15, 2007 at 6:09

    All “pop” music sucks, because it’s, well, “pop”-ular.

  15. Chris said,

    September 15, 2007 at 12:59

    That clip is awesome….I forgot how talented the Jackson 5 and Michael in particular were back in their heyday. I also forgot that Michael used to be black.

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