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What Happened To That Kid They Used To Have?

Posted at 19:47 by Gavin M.

This is weird.

It’s like the Jackson 5, except with Michael Jackson on vocals.

15 Comments »

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

September 14, 2007 at 19:53

I like this one better.
t4toby said,

September 14, 2007 at 20:10

Is that like the Victory Tour Redux?
Gavin M. said,

September 14, 2007 at 20:15

I had another vid up for a few minutes, but this one is the Motown special in ‘83.
A Bucket of Water said,

September 14, 2007 at 20:22

That’s not Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson is white…reallly white.
FlipYrWhig said,

September 14, 2007 at 20:33

At this point, there’s like a whole generation for whom Michael Jackson has always been a punchline or a punching bag. I like the reminders that he used to be hot ‘n’ sexy.
Some Guy said,

September 14, 2007 at 20:55

Someone should tell them their guitars aren’t plugged into anything.
Righteous Bubba said,

September 14, 2007 at 21:08

That sucks. The songs are too fast and the guy’s voice has no strength. To Michael’s credit he is not molesting a child during the performance.
MCH said,

September 14, 2007 at 22:14

Q. How is Michael Jackson like Wal-Mart?

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A. They both have boys’ pants 80% off.
TRex said,

September 14, 2007 at 22:14

Oh, the sartorial horrors of the 80’s.

Cropped bolero jackets with tails? Puh-leeze.
FlipYrWhig said,

September 14, 2007 at 22:37

“Spangly beer-league softball uniform” ain’t good either.
Thorlac said,

September 14, 2007 at 22:51

Cropped bolero jackets with tails? Puh-leeze.

Sigh. Looks like I’m dropping another bag off at Goodwill this weekend.
TRex said,

September 14, 2007 at 23:24

Sigh. Looks like I’m dropping another bag off at Goodwill this weekend.

Oh, shit, I’m sorry. No, no, it looks great on you. I didn’t mean to, aw, shit…

Sorry man. Those spangly plastic jeans are totally you.
tbogg said,

September 15, 2007 at 0:34

I like watching white people clap along. Its’ so….painful looking.
M. Bouffant said,

September 15, 2007 at 6:09

All “pop” music sucks, because it’s, well, “pop”-ular.
Chris said,

September 15, 2007 at 12:59

That clip is awesome….I forgot how talented the Jackson 5 and Michael in particular were back in their heyday. I also forgot that Michael used to be black.

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