Comments on: Belichick for Attorney General

By: Sadly, No! » Pathetic whiners

Sadly, No! » Pathetic whiners — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:24:58 +0000

[...] said before that Bill Belichick was a cheating slimeball who deserved to be suspended for at least three games and fined the [...]

By: Sadly, No! » Legal Advice, 5 Cents

Sadly, No! » Legal Advice, 5 Cents — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:42:12 +0000

[...] Brad. Go ahead – keep supporting the old boys’ network with your suggestion for a new Attorney General. I’m disappointed, but I’m not surprised. I am, however, [...]

By: Rufus

Rufus — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:48:46 +0000

I just wish I knew which team the Patriots were playing next. Oh, well. I guess it’ll just have to be a surprise.

By the way, wouldn’t it be hysterical if they only won like two games the rest of the season?

By: Clem

Clem — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:16:54 +0000

Brad, if you replace the names “San Diego Chargers” and “New York Jets” with “Bridget Moynahan” and “Gisele Bundchen,” the script still works. Actually, it works really well.

By: Raiders Fan

Raiders Fan — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:35:17 +0000

Still laughing. At you, not with you. Haw haw. Rules.

By: fardels bear

fardels bear — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:16:37 +0000

Hoosier X: The proper question is, “Who would fardels bear?”

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:32:14 +0000

that was brilliant. If only Bill B. had ended up in Texas in the 90s, he could be a viable contender.

it would be more Al G., though, if after five more minutes in the beginning, he admits to not actually having written the statement.

By: MCH

MCH — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:21:10 +0000

OMG, it's come to this: The Great Gonzalez Cheeto Scandal! Snacks take big bite out of DOJ budget An internal Justice audit, released Friday, showed the department spent nearly $7 million to plan, host or send employees to ten conferences over the last two years. This included paying $4 per meatball at one lavish dinner and spreading an average of $25 worth of snacks around to each participant at a movie-themed party. ... The report... also found that three-quarters of the employees who attended the conferences demanded daily reimbursement for the cost of meals while traveling - effectively double-dipping into government funds.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:58:05 +0000

If you have to cheat to win, you don’t deserve to win.

You’re talking about football. Squads of behemoths take to the field and nobody’s cheating?

By: stogoe

stogoe — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:57:23 +0000

In Senate committee meetings, I think we need to implement a new rule:

“Every time you dodge a question, we take a toe. Every time you lie, we take a finger. Now you can get up right now and walk out of this room if you want, but for that we take your eyes.”

It’s a bit harsh, but it may well get the message across. Sure, it’s torture, but we’re all about that now. And we won’t actually do it here in the US – we’ll just have the spooks take them on a vacation to Havana.

[/joking exasperation]

By: zhak

zhak — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:55:09 +0000

Well, he did go to the same school as Dubya & way too many professional sports figures are Republicans because they want to be thought of as “tough.” I must say, I have lost my respect for this guy. If you have to cheat to win, you don’t deserve to win. & just because “everybody’s doing it” (if they are! they haven’t been caught, have they?) don’t make right.

Sign me a very disappointed New Englander. (Looking forward to the Sox tonight though …)

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:24:41 +0000

Is fardels bear like the Sugar Bear, a spokesman for a product with fardels in it?

Or is he more like Smokey the Bear, and wants to prevent fardels?

Or maybe he’s more like a gummi bear, composed entirely of fardels.

fardels bear: “I’m just thinking about the Chargers.”

By: fardels bear

fardels bear — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 18:43:50 +0000

I was all confused by his answers! Is he’s getting ready for the Chargers or not? What’s the deal there?

By: kuvasz

kuvasz — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:47:06 +0000

I knew Bill as a kid, the fucker used to cheat at Risk.

By: Dick Durata

Dick Durata — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:08:08 +0000

Belichick is not quite ready to be AG. I counted thirteen questions in your excerpt and he never once says, “I don’t remember.”.
Congress will not be impressed with him answering “San Diego Chargers” to all their questions.

By: Jets Fan

Jets Fan — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:02:49 +0000

Belicheat = worse than HItler

Mangenius = better than Jesus.

By: Lawnguylander

Lawnguylander — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:56:21 +0000

Of course Belichick answers questions like a conservative. He probably is one. What % of NFL head coaches are conservative? My guess is 97% with Mangenius being the lone progressive.

By: Bistroist

Bistroist — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:51:38 +0000

KSK in the same vein.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:33:01 +0000

McLaren exposed by spy evidence
By Andrew Benson
BBC Sport at Spa-Francorchamps

McLaren received a systematic flow of information from a spy within rivals Ferrari for nearly three months this year, the FIA has revealed.

Drivers Fernando Alonso and Pedro de la Rosa were aware of the information.

It was the possession of this “highly sensitive” data that led the FIA to fine McLaren £49.2m and deduct their constructors’ championship points.

By: Dhalgren

Dhalgren — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:29:08 +0000

Do you feel the punishment was fair?
“It doesn’t make any difference.”

Let’s increase it to $5 million. See how this shithead reposnds.

I’m ashamed that he is the coach of my local American football club.

Tony D is a major league Christian asshole. Bill is just a grade-A cheater.