Comments on: The Fact Is That I Am In Charge Here

By: Balloon Juice

Balloon Juice — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:24:27 +0000

[...] This has got to stop. I don’t know what Cheetos did to “teh left,” but Cheetos are being unfairly villainized on a daily basis. The worst offenders, by far, are the vile scum at Sadly, No, who can not go a week without smearing this rather American snack. Here they are two weeks ago: [...]

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:42:31 +0000

Look forward to reading your posts,hope there as good as your comments.Heh,Heh,you said pinch-hitter Heh,Heh.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:38:39 +0000

I sure hope I can do you guys proud – this is a wonderful bunch of people here, and y’all deserve the best in vine-ripened snark.

I’m only a pinch-hitter (I hope I used that sports analogy correctly!), and I won’t be posting too much, too often, because I really do work some insanely crazy hours. I leave the house for work every day at about five thirty and usually make it home between six and seven thirty. But I’ll see what I can do.

I’m in awfully intimidating company, though. Gavin and HTML are the most incredibly erudite people I’ve ever met in my life, Brad has amazing comic timing and sensibilities, and both he and Travis have a natural gift for the well-turned phrase that few can touch.

Plus, the commentariat just rock the house daily. I love this place.

By: Batocchio

Batocchio — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 20:36:59 +0000

I’m getting confused by all the Garys. But it’s still entertaining.

And more Jillian, please!

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:30:07 +0000

See, this is the great thing about Sadly, No.

No matter how much it gets under the skin of wingnuts, it’s always just one baseball game and a sixpack away from succumbing to entropy.

But now that Jillian is here, everything will be shaping up.

If she can stamp down the RuppertRoaches and keep the Kevins out of the petunias.

By: Lawnguylander

Lawnguylander — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:57:23 +0000

I hope you post regularly, Jillian. And I hope you make a copy of the keys for Anne Laurie and Qetesh and other Sadly Sisters. There’s some funny and talented dudes here who comment regularly too but the fact is teh Sadly has the funniest and most erudite babes in the blogosphere hanging around and that always brings me back.

By: blowback

blowback — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:47:07 +0000

The fact is that all you have to do now is to persuade Al from the Political Animal blog to become Gary’s unterfuerher and Sadly No will then have the greatest blog line-up in the history of the world (or what is left of it before The Chimp blows it up).

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:35:11 +0000

Gavin,I don’t know if thats you,but nobody is that stupid.The ordnance is coming from all the garrisons that were looted.I mean these aren’t high tech systems here.They’re old artillery rounds and garage door openers.You think they need Iran to supply them?

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:23:48 +0000

I noticed yu people won’t talk about Iran, as if you don’;t know where all the rocket launchers and IEDs are coming. You think they can re-use IEDs? So where are they coming from? Well the military knows that’s why we’re staying. So this is news to you people?

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:13:58 +0000

My Marxism teacher made me smart,he paddled me for espousing incorrect dialectic.kan haz hiney hurtz?1!11!!KTHXBAI!!1!!1!11

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:12:19 +0000

Hm. This fake Gary is a bit too hostile. Could I have another?

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:07:01 +0000

“You have to understand something to hate it.”
By jove, that has got to be the dummest thing I ever read.
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Well think about it dick and make it the fist minute you thought about something. Liberals are supposed to smart, ask your Marxism teacher about it when he’s not with a male student.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:50:33 +0000

A coup, a coup! The fact is Gary Ruppert is now the de facto proprietor of this blog.

If it were the Real Gary(tm), that would be a coup-coup indeed.

By: Giant Flag Pin

Giant Flag Pin — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:15:48 +0000

“You have to understand something to hate it.”
By jove, that has got to be the dummest thing I ever read.

By: HRH.King Leopold II

HRH.King Leopold II — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:48:09 +0000

Don’t fuck with Belgium,Or I’ll be all up in your vortices stealin ur rubber and generally causin havoc.Waffle eaters indeed…

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:18:00 +0000

Jillian, it’s great to see your name under the titles! Don’t worry about the (new) stains on the carpet, the Boyz can clean those up when they finally come back to the clubhouse telling brave stories about the defeat of ten thousand little green confederate perfessors. (Boyz, a housekeeping hint: For those *truly* hard-to-remove organic smells, Odormute(tm). Only thing I know that actually works on tomcat urine.)

My next suggestion for the roster would be Qetesh, who could do the “night” shift from her haven in the Antipodes…

By: THe Blegians said

THe Blegians said — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:09:12 +0000

You will not call us low or high no more. We have made peace and bread and several jams. You will call us shiftless waffler middlers but try and go to the EU Headquarters without buying our overpriced products . Vain Tulip eaters, all of you. Bulb mongers.

By: Leonard Pierce

Leonard Pierce — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:18:15 +0000

The fact is, the Blegians are a constant threat to our way of life, whether Wlaoon or Felmish. Like much of Europe they are committing cultural suicide by catering to the Ilsamofascists.

By: Doc Washboard

Doc Washboard — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:41:57 +0000

Dammit, I want to see the picture of the little Mexislamofascist Gary squinting into the rising sun of hope rising over Chula Vista.

By: I Hate Trolls

I Hate Trolls — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:39:39 +0000

There ya go, Gary.

http://thumbsnap.com/v/DD4cql02.jpg

(Moron!)