Comments on: And Another Thing About Liberals: They’re Always Leaving The Damned Toilet Seat Up!

By: kpop chart

kpop chart — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 17:43:13 +0000

She was my true idol. I kept playing her music till night. Everywhere I go plays ehr music too.

By: isaac

isaac — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:56:53 +0000

i had a student tell me he spent his summer vacation in the “poke a nose”

i kid you not

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:48:04 +0000

Am I the only person who thought “Is this what we get after six years of No Child Left Behind” ?

Nossir. No you are not.

By: Arakasi

Arakasi — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:33:39 +0000

Am I the only person who thought “Is this what we get after six years of No Child Left Behind” ?

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:17:04 +0000

Because it takes a village to raise a moron.
You gotta admit, that’s pretty funny.

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It will also help in the long run on a more geographical basis as I will be going to teacher somewhere in the united states or outside the united states to children and this experience will help me gain knowledge.

Holy Crap! He Swanked it! That kid has a job at Pajamas Media just waiting for him.

By: W. Kiernan

W. Kiernan — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:34:19 +0000

I was frying a steak once and I managed to slop a whole bunch of cooking oil onto the back of my hand. I got a real nasty burn, I will spare you all the icky details, on which I put the aloe vera lotion you buy in the store which has bright green dye in it so it’s the same color as the outside of the aloe plant. (The stuff inside the aloe itself is clear.) As the luck of the splash would have it, when it healed I ended up with an almost perfectly shaped map of Czechoslovakia, in green, across the back of my left hand. The wrinkles in the skin made it look like a relief map. I was tempted to get a tattoo consisting of a little black star and the word “Prague.” But it’s a good thing I was too lazy, because the green dye faded after a couple of months.

Anyway, if we did something like this to all young students I know their interest in maps and geography in general would be much greater.

By: Golden Boy

Golden Boy — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:19:28 +0000

Too bad the boys from Fast Times at Ridgemont High can’t distinguish side one of Zep IV from Physical Graffitti.

By: TR

TR — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:50:09 +0000

Look, we all know that when feminists marched on the Miss America pageant in Atlantic City in 1968, and started burning bras and crowning sheep with tiaras that they were really saying that beauty pageants were the very essence of modern feminism and liberalism.

Anyone who disagrees is a Islamogaymexican.

By: piotr

piotr — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:13:49 +0000

As someone noted, Miss Upton is quite possibly comming from a map-deprived household. In general, “heartland” families do not own many books, as can be attested by the sizes of bookcases available in furniture stores in the boondocks. These are small affairs, good for one shelf for crime novels, one for romances, one for the family Bible and one for some knick-knacks. Or smaller yet. No place for a big Atlas of the World, for sure.

We had our bookcases shipped from IKEA.

By: sagra

sagra — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:12:35 +0000

To be a proper conservative, she would have had to blame pot, video games hip-hop culture, welfare and the drive-by media… no? Bonus points for blaming George Soros.

By: kuvasz

kuvasz — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:34:42 +0000

truly i am one of those many americans who is map impaired. i used to own maps before the bush administration’s economic policies forced me to eat my maps.

that dear lady has to be one of the most stupid human being on earth, or south carolina

By: Ginger Yellow

Ginger Yellow — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:56:50 +0000

So, either beauty pageants are cunning trojan horses used by liberals to spread talking points via rampant objectification of young women, or they’re ridiculous exercises in objectification of women, in which anachronistic misogyny is papered over with well-meaning platitudes. I really can’t decide. It’s a good thing Paul’s here to tell me.

By: Hef

Hef — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:21:27 +0000

When wooing hot tomatoes such as the incomparible Mamie Van Doren, I find nothing lights the rocket better than Jackie Gleason’s “Music For Lovers Only”.

By: Zarquon

Zarquon — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:24:21 +0000

Led Zep or reggae for makeout music?

OR? With Dread Zeppelin you can have both.

By: LiberalDirk

LiberalDirk — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:44:50 +0000

I’d like to point out some things to both the The young Lady from South Carolina, and Paul – the muppet from wherever.

The type of “help” the US provides is not the type of help that we would appreciate. We have no need to bombed and shot by your troops.

thnxkbbnw

PS Did you know more people have died/been tortured to death/been displaced/suffered from gross human rights violations in the 4 years the US has been in Iraq than during the entre apartheid area, which lasted 48 years. So why has only one been denounced as a crime against humanity?

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:40:31 +0000

my shower curtain is a plastic map of the world
Close examination of my duvet reveals that the stains form a map of Australia. Very educational.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:38:06 +0000

“One-fifth of Americans are dumbshits like you who can’t even find their own country on a fucking map. Why are we such a nation of dumbasses? Is it all the homeschooling?”

Let’s convert that further into our tried-and-true pageant liberalese. “One fifth of Americans can’t find their own country on a map. One third of Americans support George Bush. Taken together, what do those two findings suggest?”

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:21:45 +0000

This guy’s “analysis” is easily more ridiculous than the poor contestant’s answer. She was surprised by the question and had to make up a response on the spot. This Paul guy presumably had time to think about, mull over, and polish up his commentary, and yet it is still one of the most insanely idiotic statements I have ever heard, I award him no points, and may God have mercy etc.

Besides, she’s hot as hell. I can already find Iraq on a map; now I’m looking for someone with whom to share my treasured geography knowledge. Hey Caitlin, do ya like bloggers?

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:03:00 +0000

Now, there’s a very simple explanation for why most Americans can’t read maps: because we’re a stupid nation full of stupid people with a stupid popular culture.*

Well, “dip me in chocolate, and throw me to the lesbians!” This really IS Pauly’s “Jerry Springer Moment!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc_wQ2VJL9Y

By: Snowwy

Snowwy — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:56:05 +0000

“While scrubbing my boys…”

That has got to be the best new euphemism I’ve heard this year.