hjshorter:

Oh I think your sister or wife and I could come to some kind of an arrangement — perhaps some kind of mutually beneficial exchange of bodily fluids and other corporal effluvia.

There’s a name for the kind of thing I have in mind, but Gavin has declared that term tabu and banished it from his fiefdom. You know Gavin. He’s always thinking about the children.

In my haste, I missed the hilarious irony of mikey’s little post. Looking back over it, I find it truly comical.

My initial crime was to read something about Megan McGlibertarian, find it annoying, and to respond with obscenities.

Mikey then read my post, found the obscenities annoying, and responded with obscenities of his own.

It reminds me of the time I met this racist beige dude. I was so morally appalled at his racism, I couldn’t help myself, so I flat out told that nigger to shut the fuck up.

Sexual fantasy? No, I specifically said she gives me a soft-off.

But here’s the really interesting part about what mikey said:

Violent? There is no hint of violence at all.

Can you say “projection”?

mikey sounds like he knows a little too much about what he’s talking about

Tug this, son

As long as you understand he’s tugging on it while you engage, Gavin, fine, but I submit he should get his masturbatory happies at someone elses expense….

mikey

Awww… is tasteless projecting again?

I’d need a case of Viagra, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a year’s worth of Juggs magazines to even get some blood flow near that skank.

For you, its a step up from larkspur, so I’m sure you could perform, making the most out of what little you got.

why don’t you get all up in Gavin’s booty, rock his world for a while, and then pull out and finish off in his mouth?

See, that’s what I was talking about. Insult us instead of describing creepy sex fantasies with women who read these comments.

“Oh no, Tasteless, I can’t fit it *all* inside me! Whatever will I do?!”

I got the message. I have seen the error of my ways and I shall repent of my sinfulness.

Hey, here’s an idea. Larkspur why don’t you get all up in Gavin’s booty, rock his world for a while, and then pull out and finish off in his mouth? I think there’s a name for that, but that name is on Gavin’s Index Verborum Prohibitorum which is about all Gavin has left to do these days, given the precipitous decline in popularity of the LOLcon.

No, to meet her definition of brilliant, they would have gone a step further – and parked another car in the same space!

I pick it up when I’m stuck in an airport. Their regular columnists are ridiculous.

On dogs stuffed with drugs, last year the DEA seized a bunch of pure-bred puppies imported from Colombia. Drug smugglers had surgically implanted heroin packets in their bellies (DEA press releases, 2/1/06 and 2/3/06).