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Here’s the RIGHT vid – It’s breeding, alright!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F8xe8p6zECQ

I know, it’s just Bush, but laugh if you want, some of Gavin’s music is a timeless part of my life’s soundtrack…

Okay, I will.

HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

There. Now, to the matter at hand. Much of this could be solved if the religious figures involved would just admit that they cannot even so much as glance at a woman without thinking about what it would be like to hit that like a trampoline. See, it’s the looker, not the lookee, who sets the agenda.

I’ll wear what I want, you wear what you want, and let’s all be smiling happy people about it, mkay?

Whoa. Life without the male gaze? Hahahaha! I just woke up, and I crack myself up sometimes. Never mind. It was only make-believe.

Maybe it is an example of the squeaky wheel getting the oil and Christian and other groups have just not complained as loudly as some Muslim groups have.

Right. ‘Cause, you know, I was just thinkin’ that there aren’t nearly enough screechy uptight Fundies mouthing off these days.

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That is all.

P. S.: I am sick of seeing plumber’s crack on teen-age & older wymyn. And muffin tops. Leave the plumber’s crack to the plumbers, ladies!!

Muffin tops. I actually had to look that one up on Urban Dictionary. A thousand shades of awesome. Thanks for enriching my vocabulary, M. Bouffant. But you forgot to gripe about tramp stamps on the backsides of women with muffin tops.

http://www.hellomagazine.com/music/2007/08/22/gwen-stefani/

Still. That was 1993-98. The time for Gwen Stefani to be a figure of outrage is past. It’s like hearing a preacher still gripe about Elvis (which I have heard in the last decade, more’n once too). I don’t understand it, but then again, I’m not a conservative pundit. I don’t go out looking for things to get all screechy about. Someone really needs to get Michelle Malkin stoned.

Rowrr!

Rowrr!

I hate, loathe, and despise dress codes, which is yet another reason I left the corporate world and would never make it in the military. I used to say I wouldn’t care (or probably even notice) if my coworkers came to work stark nekkid, as long as they did their damned jobs.