Comments on: More Lunacy

By: mikeinportc

mikeinportc — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:10:48 +0000

Especially when they’re lemurs . ( Wrong photo)

By: mikeinportc

mikeinportc — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:08:47 +0000

Re the meerkats . Not sure how the Irish dancing will fit in with the Mexiraqi thing. (And it's bad Irish dancing at that. No matter how many times I tell 'em, they keep using their arms . :( Other than that, it's a fine plan .

By: Sadly, No! » We’re Winning

Sadly, No! » We’re Winning — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:24:58 +0000

[...] Selections from the Norton Anthology of Iraqi Bear and Puma Poetry: [...]

By: whack

whack — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 18:11:25 +0000

“Whiskey, Democracy, Sexy!” er, “Whiskey, Sexy” er. . . . .

By: Prospero

Prospero — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 13:56:31 +0000

Kittens.
That’s it. A kitten for every house in Iraq. They’re so cute and cuddly, all the Sunni and Shi’a will be holding hands and singing Kum-bai-yah in not time.

And even if it doesn’t work, at least they’ll have something to eat.

By: General Pinochet

General Pinochet — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:32:55 +0000

Personally, I think the idea of a military coup in this situation is brilliant – simply fucking brilliant.

Me too

By: Sadly, No! » Bear And Puma Drive Continues (Send More Bears And Pumas!)

Sadly, No! » Bear And Puma Drive Continues (Send More Bears And Pumas!) — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:14:29 +0000

[...] Welp, today is Day Two of our drive to fix Iraq by, you know, setting packs of hungry bears and pumas loose in Baghdad. [...]

By: jgmurphyj

jgmurphyj — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:39:08 +0000

“Vagina rock”! Yes! I love it!

You know, I once decided long ago that if Sigmund Freud had met Dan Fogelberg he never would have had to ask, “My God! What do women want?”

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:35:57 +0000

Thank’s Bouffant.I’ts like quantum physics.

By: M. Bouffant

M. Bouffant — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:01:42 +0000

G-d only knows why they keep him!! The commenatriat @ WaPo is pretty harsh, when Bloody B. Kristol wrote his puff piece on Bush last month or whenever, it was the same thing: 30 or 40 pp. of "what a maroon," & about three comments in favor. I think part of the deal is that Katherine Graham died, & her heirs are Nazis or something, plus the Overton window effect, & general right-wing pressure. If the editorial pages are far to the right, the whiners about Left-wing media bias are less likely to bitch & moan about content in the news pages. Check this from The New Republic. From someone who has no real idea, just edjimicated guessing.

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:53:36 +0000

Here’s an educational musical interlude on how to deal with the aforementioned giant robots and why it’s probably a good thing they were left out of B.R.’s plan to begin with:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/287468

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:49:56 +0000

For the love of holy fuckpuppies, do they even listen to themselves when they talk?

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:19:47 +0000

JEEBUS!I could only get through about 10 pages of the comments and NOT ONE positive comment.All essentially contemptuous of old Doc Strangle.Why do they keep this,I hesitate,person?Please,can someone tell me?I’d really like to know.Any ideas?

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:10:15 +0000

Dateline, Baghdad:

In a near bloodless coup yesterday, the government of Nouri al Maliki was toppled by a shadowy group with strong military support. At approximately eight pm, a 550 pound black bear entered the Prime Minister’s compound and ate most of PM al Maliki. The rest of the elected government, along with the cabinet ministers, all deemed it prudent to resign, most by telephone or email.

In a brief press release, the bear announced the formation of a government of national salvation, and said he would be naming the key members of his new administration at a press conference tomorrow. He did announce that the minister of defense would be a 225 pound adult female puma and the oil minister would be a family of meerkats “because they are not only cute, but tasty”….

mikey

By: DEMIZE!

DEMIZE! — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:57:02 +0000

Another vote for Benny Netanyahu,The peoples candidate.My head hurts….

By: L.S./M.F.T.

L.S./M.F.T. — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:26:50 +0000

Shorter Davros Shithammer:

“See? Didn’t we all tell you that these arabs were dumb as a box of rocks? That’s why we don’t let them vote in Israel.”

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:58:07 +0000

The plan needs to involve meerkats somehow.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:54:21 +0000

The Robo-Herod will be a bastard, but at least he will be our bastard.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:34:12 +0000

Personally, I think the idea of a military coup in this situation is brilliant – simply fucking brilliant.

Why go to so much trouble? The whole Iraqi government is on vacation this month, right? Why not just change the locks at the Parliament?

I am looking forward to tabbouleh with cilantro and salsa, however.

By: RandomObserver

RandomObserver — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:08:47 +0000

But the serious voices will prevail.
…
Serious people like Levin argue that…

Do these guys not get that it is self-parody at this point, all the talk of so-serious people and their serious ideas?