Aug
21

“The Darkies Are Out-Breeding Us!”




Posted at 0:52 by Brad

Take it away, Jules:

crittenden.jpg
Above: Boston Herald editor Jules
“Rasse und Blut” Crittenden

Manly Man/Stay-At-Home Dad

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Hey, [David] Neiwert, you want to be a real man … try having more kids. [...]

Look, staying home with the kids is fine, if that’s what you want to do. Nothing wrong with it. If your wife can take six months off every two years to squeeze another one out and breastfeed it, then fine. But for God’s sake stop whining about your manliness and use it. I have bad news for you. The people doing all the breeding around the world aren’t interested in consciousness-expanding gender neutrality and growing as New Age androgenoids or reducing their carbon footprints or trying to understand you in order to respect your differences or any of that. They are interested in your stuff, however, and sooner or later, they will swamp your kind out of existence. And a lot of them might not even bothering sticking around to be fathers at all while they’re at it.

In other words, there are lots of people out there in the world — be they Mexicans, Muslims or Negroes — who are out-breeding the honky race, and who want to steal all of our precious belongings and/or bodily fluids. The only way to save civilization, then, is by having as many babies as possible, lest we find ourselves awash in a sea of taco and falafel stands.

Speaking as a paranoid white guy myself, I simply do not understand the minds of white paranoids. They are convinced that dark-skinned people are involved in a broad conspiracy to have thousands of children who will be used soldiers in the coming Global War to Steal Whitey’s Flatscreens and iPods.

We’ve seen this way of thinking elsewhere as well:

The table nods solemnly before marching onward to Topic A: the billion-strong swarm of Muslims who are poised to take over the world. The idea that Europe is being “taken over” is the unifying theme of this cruise. Some people go on singles’ cruises, some on ballroom-dancing cruises. This is the Muslims Are Coming cruise. Everyone thinks it. Everyone knows it. And the man most responsible for this insight is sitting only a few tables down: Mark Steyn. He is wearing sunglasses on top of his head and a bright shirt. Steyn’s thesis in his new book, America Alone, is simple: The “European races”–i.e., white people–”are too self-absorbed to breed,” but the Muslims are multiplying quickly. The inevitable result will be “large-scale evacuation operations circa 2015? as Europe is ceded to Al Qaeda and “Greater France remorselessly evolve[s] into Greater Bosnia.” He offers a light smearing of dubious demographic figures–he needs to turn 20 million European Muslims into more than 150 million in nine years, which is a lot of humping–to “prove” his case.

What’s behind this sort of insanity? As I’ve said before, I live in a largely Latino neighborhood and have never felt that any of my neighbors are plotting to knock down my door and pour hot salsa down my throat until I submit to the reconquista. Maybe that’s just because they’re being extra-extra sneaky about it and are waiting for the exact perfect moment to strike, but they’ve had five years to act and so far have done nothing.

So I ask again: Why are so many white people so goddamn paranoid?

Gavin adds: Perhaps they’re so worried about being outbred because of all the problems they have in the other direction.

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Above: White supremacist Curtis Allgier

…The opposite of ‘outbred,’ I mean.

81 Comments »

  1. Snowwy said,

    August 21, 2007 at 0:57

    Geez! How many times do I have to say it? I *have* an iPod and a flatscreen TV. Why the hell would I want yours? Get. A. Grip. White. Boy.

  2. jeff said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:02

    That’s not the kind of Salsa my latino neighbors are torturing me with. I swear to god, I don’t know if white people can tolerate the onslaught of that fucking horrible music. Look, I don’t care at all about this racial paranoia, but I need sleep and quiet to listen to Wagner on my ‘phones, etc.

  3. jeff said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:04

    Hmm, that looks pretty bad…let me add that I LIKE living amongst a latino population. They’re really good folks. The music, as you may have noticed, really bothers me. A lot.

  4. pch1013 said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:09

    I’ll gladly submit to the reconquista, on one condition: that the Gobierno de la República de Mexifornia institute a permanent and total ban on songs containing the word corazón.

    srsly… listen to Latino radio sometime and I’ll guaran-chinga-tee you that every single song contains the c-palabra. Sometimes repeatedly. It makes for a fun drinking game with a bottle of fine añejo, but sober? Not so mucho.

  5. Paddy Mac said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:09

    Look, these people live in a Big Scary World, where a REPUBLICAN President is the only one who can protect us with the double-secret powers we NEED to give him. They don’t understand anyone outside of their little wingnut plastic bubble, and have no intent of trying.

  6. Djur said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:11

    jeff: I’m sorry your horrible swarthy neighbors are irritating you with their boisterous savage music and wild dancing and neurotypical facial expressions. But — seriously — you really might want to think twice before citing Wagner as a preferred composer in a complaint about the musical tastes of the dusky races.

    I have to say, I’m enormously amused by the frat boy grunts and screams of the commentariat over at Crittenden as they watch their big burly man eviscerate the hated Neiwert. The first comment about Neiwert’s balls is a Pythonic sort of display, redolent of the Black Knight.

  7. mikey said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:12

    No, no harm can come to us through our hyper-militarist policies.

    No way unsustainable economic policies coupled with insanely rising health care costs, entitlement programs, balance of trade and trillion dollar deficits could ever come back to bite us in the ass.

    An education system cranking out adults who can usually pass a fifth grade test on a good day as long as it doesn’t include reading comprehension could never turn into a long term issue for americans.

    But babies. Oh sweet jesus eating peaches, count the fucking babies. It’s like they’re locked and loaded on rock n roll, spraying the neighborhoods and cities with small, swarthy humans.

    We’re doomed…

    mikey

  8. jeff said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:13

    Djur: you’re right. Tone-deaf today, etc. That wasn’t clever, but creepy. I keep that kind of misanthropy to myself very successfully most of the time. I’m sorry.

  9. DAS said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:13

    why are so many white people so goddamn paranoid?

    I keep asking myself the same question — if I hear one more white person complain “I’m afraid to go to the movies/mall/etc after 5:00 PM because they are so gang ridden”, I dunno what I’ll do.

    Where do people like this get these ideas anyway? They wouldn’t be able to recognize a gang-member unless they saw one fighting in a scene straight out of West Side Story. So where do they get the idea that teh scary gang violence is everywhere?

    I blame the newsmedia.

  10. mikey said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:16

    Waitaminute. That Gyrene – looking ex-con is Jules Crittendon? No fuckin way!

    Jules Crittendon is a tea-sipping, tweed jacket wearing, irish setter having pseudo-intellectual, either from england or affecting an english accent. That is just so wrong…

    mikey

  11. Herr Doktor Bimler said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:17

    The people doing all the breeding around the world… are interested in your stuff, however

    If I could project like that, I would change my name to Laurence Olivier and join the Royal Shakespeare Company.

  12. mikey said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:20

    DAS is right. We ought to have tours down through Gilroy so people can find out what real Nortenos and Nuestra Familia look like.

    On second thought, I’d probably end up tossing half the privileged assholes out of the bus just to see ‘em panic…

    mikey

  13. DAS said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:20

    Meanwhile I feel sorry for the kids produced by these “we gotta outbread the swarthy heathen” types — how must one feel knowing that one’s existence hasn’t occured because your parents wanted you but wanted to be able to outcompete people of other races?

    And what’s the deal with that mentality anyway? Are we humans that R-selected that we should try to outcompete each other by having as many kids as possible?

  14. jgmurphyj said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:22

    For my money, white paranoia has a biological basis. In case you slept or doobied your way through high school biology, Caucasian genetic traits are all recessive (that must mean something). Yep: white skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, a preference for Jan and Dean—–all recessive, which means that in any genetic faceoff with any nonwhite person, our DNA quarterbacks roll over.

    So my theory is, it is primordial fear of disappearing that leads to the fear that whites all seem to have of being “outnumbered,” “overrun,” “taken over,” whatever.

  15. realchesherkat said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:24

    For the same reason that children who burn ants with magnifying glasses have dreams of giant, vengeful, magnifying-glass-wielding ants.

  16. mikey said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:29

    I just had a thought. But it’s not like I’m gonna actually do any research on it.

    But if you were to figure out the birth differential of the different peoples since 1945, factor in some gross mortality like infant mortality, sub-saharan AIDS, and various cases of starvation, you’d come up with the number by which the brown birthrate exceeds the white birthrate over that time period.

    Now, go back and figure out how many brown people america has been directly or indirectly responsible for killing in that same time period.

    Now look me in the eye and tell me again how we’re somehow losing this “race”.

    Hell, I reckon if they didn’t have a higher birth rate than we do, they’d be extinct by now.

    mikey

  17. profbacon said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:31

    Oh, when he was talking about the breeding population, he was talking about Mexicans and A-rabs? I thought he was talking about women in general. You know, vicious, shallow harpies that want your stuff. Using artificial insemination to reproduce. David isn`t providing, he`s staying at home being a pansy lib-homo-sexual.
    This is a great post that could be read as racist or mysogonistic. I guess it`s a toss up. Is Jules more a)racist or b)mysogonistic.
    Always thought b

  18. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:40

    …The opposite of ‘outbred,’ I mean.

    Injelly? Inpeanutbutter?

  19. sophronia said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:41

    Let’s face it, while any real man can wipe a kid’s ass, do the dishes and the laundry, read kids bedtime stories, cook dinner, all that, moms tend to make better mothers. You know why? Because they do.
    Well, who can argue with logic like that?

    His description of his marriage certainly sounds like paradise, doesn’t it? Wife nags, he says “yes dear.” Isn’t that what Dr. Helen was bloviating against?

    Aw, who cares. Brown hordes! Comin at ya!

  20. Righteous Bubba said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:47

    They are interested in your stuff, however, and sooner or later, they will swamp your kind out of existence.

    It’s why the sea-levels are rising. They’re breeding so fast that the ones living in oceanside cities just fall in. Soon there’ll be a landbridge of bobbing heads you can walk on from Senegal to Florida.

    The benefit is that they are excellent when broiled.

  21. Comrade Rutherford said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:49

    The answer is obvious:

    First, our lucrative slave trade was ended, and we’ve never fully recovered from that.

    Then those uppity women were given voting rights, and we’ve yet to disenfranchise them after 73 years.

    And if that wasn’t bad enough, they saw through the propaganda of 2000 years that they were the ‘weaker’ sex during WWII, when they were needed in the factories because our brave men were shipped off to war to increase the profits of our brave industralists that courageously sold to both sides. (IBM, Ford and Exxon/Mobil[Standard Oil] all need medals for correctly forseeing that fascism is the only viable form of government for the future.)

    And then those darkies, emboldened by our women that started thinking for themselves when we were off at war, decided they wanted in on the American Dream, and, prompted by that commie extrermist, Rosa Parks, left their place and demanded to be treated like us whities.

    Then the women came back again, armed with The Pill, and used their mystical sexual powers to enlsave us Manly Men.

    Finally Saint Reagan, and Archangel Bush, gave us White Men hope for the Past.

    And now the A-Rabs come along and REMIND us of what we have lost: enslaving everyone different than us, and treating women as property. The nerve of those guys, hitting us white men when we are down!

    The only way we will ALL be free is if we slap our women back into the kitchens and re-enslave all non-whites. President Bush (1980-1992 / 2001 – forever?) showed us the way, once we are just like the fundamentalist muslimss, they’ll leave us alone.

    Remember, in the immortal words of Giuliani:
    “…Freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.”

    See? Freedom IS slavery!

  22. Gary Ruppert said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:55

    Liberals think freedom means you can critisise Bush and get away with it. Enjoy it well it lasts.

  23. Righteous Bubba said,

    August 21, 2007 at 1:57

    Fake Gary!

  24. J— said,

    August 21, 2007 at 2:04

    Why are so many white people so goddamn paranoid?

    Because they’ve seen “Trescientos.”

  25. Fake Gary™³²®© said,

    August 21, 2007 at 2:07

    The fact is, liberals think you can critimicize Bush and get away with it. Enjoy it while it lastens.

  26. a different brad said,

    August 21, 2007 at 2:11

    I think Jules takes Neiwert’s work a little too personally.
    Gee, I wonder why.
    Hey Jules, real men don’t hide under pillowcases when committing hate crimes.

  27. Herr Doktor Bimler said,

    August 21, 2007 at 2:13

    “Liberals think freedom means you can critisise Bush and get away with it.”

    Freedom’s just another word
    That scores 13 in a Scrabble game
    Not counting double-letter or double-word squares

    Janis Joplin’s version is probably better.

  28. BiggerBill said,

    August 21, 2007 at 2:25

    How does someone with the pussified name “Jules” get off questioning anyones manhood?

  29. Galactic Dustbin said,

    August 21, 2007 at 2:29

    look if all thier shocktroopers look like Salma Hayek the can reconquista all over me.

  30. g said,

    August 21, 2007 at 2:51

    I like tacos and falafel.

  31. M. Bouffant said,

    August 21, 2007 at 2:57

    jeff: I actually thought the Wagner reference meant you were making a funny. Never apologize for being a misanthrope. It’s the only way to live.
    I won’t even bother with the factual explanation of higher birthrates in less “developed” nations/cultures, as I’m sure all here know & understand. ‘Cept maybe fake/not fake Gary Ratbag.

  32. M. Bouffant said,

    August 21, 2007 at 3:00

    “g”: You know it! How could one live in an area w/o those two wonders. And Thai food. And Indian. And…
    Dinner time! Kthxbai!

  33. jeff said,

    August 21, 2007 at 3:04

    Merci, M. Bouffant! I was trying a funny. I’m suspicious of people who have time enough to listen to Wagner.

  34. His Grace said,

    August 21, 2007 at 3:08

    Uhhh… I clicked over in the vain hope of, well, I’m not sure…

    Now, to start doing your duty … as a man, as an American … you’ll need to swap jobs with your wife. She’s the one with the uterus and the breasts, after all, and if you’re going to be pumping out kids, she’s going to be using those.

    Seriously, where do you find people like this?

  35. Anne Laurie said,

    August 21, 2007 at 3:09

    Where do people like this get these ideas anyway? They wouldn’t be able to recognize a gang-member unless they saw one fighting in a scene straight out of West Side Story.

    Hah, silly liberal-person! Jules *knows* how to spot a Dangerous Scarey Gang Member: It’s any non-pale person under the age of 40 who isn’t wearing a polo shirt and khakis, or some other variety of uniform! Because if they’re not wearing “Our” colors, they must be in Teh Enemy’s gang, right?

    What, you thought those eye-searing argyle combinations golfers wear are just a matter of poor taste? Never questioned why a successful executive would spend as much on a piece of fragile colored neck decoration as one of his minimum-wage employees earns in a month? I hear that once you’ve been given “the code” you can actually tell where one of those silk-leash-wearing honchos attended prep school. It’s all about the primitive tribal affinities among the Richistanistas, guys…

  36. mikey said,

    August 21, 2007 at 3:32

    Anne Laurie’s right. Why, I can walk up to any tumbledown shack/galvanized palace with more than a dozen bikes out front, and with one quick glance at the rat bike/weekend warrior ratio I can tell you if it’s worth going through the door.

    If you’ll be able to score righteous crank inside.

    If you’ll have to carry a weapon.

    If you’ll have to CHECK your weapons.

    If you’ll be expected to share your girlfriend.

    And if you’ll be able to get a beer that was made outside of milwaukee…

    mikey

  37. julia said,

    August 21, 2007 at 3:34

    They are interested in your stuff, however, and sooner or later, they will swamp your kind out of existence. And a lot of them might not even bothering sticking around to be fathers at all while they’re at it.

    because people who belong to patriarchal societies by and large aren’t interested in being fathers, and those islamofascists pretty much don’t give a shit what their women do.

    By and large, fundamentalists don’t want to be at the head of a structure where their religion establishes them as, for all intents and purposes, slaveowners. They pretty much just want your Gameboy.

  38. blowback said,

    August 21, 2007 at 3:36

    I would’ve thought that all these wingnuts would be gagging for as many Latino immigrants as possible as at least they are mostly Christian and Evangelical or Catholic to boot. Anything to keep those damned Muzzies in place. I wonder how long it will take Atlas Pammy to work this out since it took her quite some time to work out that the US should be backing the Serb instead of bombing them ‘cos they were just doing what the rest of Europe has always expected of them which is to ethnically cleanse Bosnian, Kosovan and other Muzzies at the Gates of Belgrade.

  39. rachel said,

    August 21, 2007 at 3:39

    I see… I see Bart Simpson writing 100 times:

    I will not write grafitti on white supremacists.
    I will not write grafitti on white supremacists.
    I will not write grafitti on white supremacists.
    I will not write grafitti on white supremacists.
    I will not write grafitti on white supremacists.
    I will not write grafitti on white supremacists.
    I will not …

  40. Gundamhead said,

    August 21, 2007 at 3:57

    “This is a great post that could be read as racist or mysogonistic. I guess it`s a toss up. Is Jules more a)racist or b)mysogonistic.
    Always thought b”

    Don’t sell Jules short now. No reason he can’t both.

    Typically pathetic bed wetter this Jules. Notice the triumphalism in his article?

    “The people doing all the breeding around the world aren’t interested in consciousness-expanding gender neutrality and growing as New Age androgenoids or reducing their carbon footprints or trying to understand you in order to respect your differences or any of that. They are interested in your stuff, however, and sooner or later, they will swamp your kind out of existence.”

    Yeah! The darkies are coming for YOU liberal! Just you wait! Think yer so great with yer Women’s lib and Multiculturalism and science an shit? HA! Let’s see ya act all high and mighty when the yellow…umm BROWN peril comes swarming up at ya! Then let’s see ya larf!!!11!!eleventy!!

    At least Steyn puts some effort into disguising his fantasy about how “they’ll all pay!” This guy Jules comes across as a stupider Steyn.

  41. M. Bouffant said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:05

    “Stupider Steyn.” Hey, that might be a whole new thing, like “shorter” so & so, except stupider. Or maybe “stoopider.”

  42. FlipYrWhig said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:08

    For a proud white dude, Curtis Allgier sure enjoys adding dark pigments to his face.

  43. g said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:08

    The people doing all the breeding around the world aren’t interested in consciousness-expanding gender neutrality and growing as New Age androgenoids or reducing their carbon footprints or trying to understand you in order to respect your differences or any of that.

    Well, I guess they have that in common with Jules.

  44. Dorothy said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:09

    That’s not the kind of Salsa my latino neighbors are torturing me with. I swear to god, I don’t know if white people can tolerate the onslaught of that fucking horrible music.

    Jeff, I’m guessing y’all don’t live in Texas. Man, give me some hot Tejano beats over whiny-ass country twang any ol’ day. Heck, I’ll even take the acordian-ridden “Mexican polka” over shit like “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” (well, OK, at least that one has some level of humor to it–I think. I can’t tell any more).

    Neighbors blaring Salsa all night? Trade ya!

  45. Dorothy said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:10

    mmmm…falafel tacos…

  46. AkaDad said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:10

    I’ve done my part! She’s 13, and a Liberal…

  47. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:29

    Jules “Viagra for Everyone, even teh Sluts” Crittenden!

    FYT.

  48. Herr Doktor Bimler said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:32

    For a proud white dude, Curtis Allgier sure enjoys adding dark pigments to his face.
    FlipYrWhig is too swift to judgement. I suspect that the dude was merely the victim of a practical joke, after passing out at a fraternity party. The moral: think twice before attending parties where the venue is a tattoo parlour.

  49. Linnaeus said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:37

    Nice reference Crittenden makes to Neiwert’s wife “squeezing one out and breastfeeding it.” You can hear the misogyny in it by just saying it.

    What a thoroughly repugnant asshole.

  50. mikey said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:49

    Sorry Roger. You tiger now…

    mikey

  51. Lesley said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:57

    I live in a largely Latino neighborhood and have never felt that any of my neighbors are plotting to knock down my door and pour hot salsa down my throat…

    I’m partial to hot salsa, tacos, burritos, curries, and all manner of “brown” foods…bring it on!

  52. Drew Johnston said,

    August 21, 2007 at 4:59

    The thinly veiled racism/xenophobia in Crittenden’s post is great, but by focusing on it you’ve missed some of his great parenting advice. Here are some of my favorite sentiments:

    Hey, Neiwert, you want to be a real man … try having more kids. One’s like a hobby. That’s like boutique parenthood . . . If you’ve only produced one, and you’re healthy and capable and married and sane and you belong to the educated, responsible, job-holding classes, then you’re a drain on society.

    Lovely, ain’t it? I bet my parents would love to hear about how I’m really their “hobby.” And since I was adopted, that’s gotta be twice as bad. They could have had their own kid if they’d really tried, right?

    Here’s another good part:

    Do you know what’s happening in Europe and Japan? They are unbreeding themselves into irrelevance.

    Japan? Really? Maybe it’s just me, but I think that the last thing that an island country with ten times the population density of the U.S. needs is more people. They really will be falling into the ocean.

  53. Gundamhead said,

    August 21, 2007 at 5:32

    Do they really think that the White Race (and Japan) are going “unbreed” themselves into extinction? If the population really started getting that dangerously low, is it beyond they’re imaginations that, oh I dunno, the birth rate might go back up as people become worried about the future?

  54. pablo said,

    August 21, 2007 at 6:02

    Does anyone else think that Curtis Allgier looks high-yellow?

  55. lobbey said,

    August 21, 2007 at 6:10

    They are interested in your stuff, however, and sooner or later, they will swamp your kind out of existence.

    what if I don’t have any ‘stuff’ they want? does that mean I don’t get swamped?

  56. tb said,

    August 21, 2007 at 6:17

    I can only take so much of that garbage before I have to dive for a barf bag- does he make any argument at all that isn’t flat out racist? I’m not seeing it.

    Another thing- there’s something a little queer about these mall-addicted fucks who do nothing but go on and on about “manliness”. I wish they’d take a tip from John Wayne and shut the fuck up.

  57. tb said,

    August 21, 2007 at 6:20

    Oh, wait, I see there’s a little something in there about the joys of “baby lust”. My mistake.

  58. zsa said,

    August 21, 2007 at 7:07

    So how many kids does this Crittendon cretin have?

    However many, you’ve got to pity the little bastards.

  59. g said,

    August 21, 2007 at 7:12

    tacos and falafel are great, but for a glimpse into the future of our multi-culti mongrel non-white muslimomexifascist cusine, I give you the Oki Dog:

    From Pulitzer prize winning Jonathan Gold (I can’t tell you how pleased I am to be able to say that):

    “Oki Dog -
    The most famous Oki creation was/is the eponymous Oki Dog, a couple of hot dogs wrapped in a tortilla with chili, pickles, mustard, a slice of fried pastrami and a torrent of goopy American cheese – a cross-cultural burrito that’s pretty hard to stomach unless you’ve got the tum of a 16-year-old, but strangely delicious nonetheless. The teriyaki steak sandwich must contain half a pound of sweet, grilled beef, thinly sliced and plopped into a torta a roll with lettuce and mayo. And the best of the Oki creations, a Chinese-American-Jewish-Mexican thing made by Japanese cooks for a mostly African-American clientele, is the pastrami burrito, a foil-wrapped grease bomb the size and weight of a large brick, bursting with fried pastrami, sauteed cabbage, onions and peppers, mustard and pickles, and a healthy dose of Oki chili. It’s enough food to feed a medium-size family for a week. 5056 W. Pico Blvd.; (323) 938-4369. Open daily 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Dinner for two, food only, $3.50-$7. Lot parking. Cash only

  60. g said,

    August 21, 2007 at 7:13

    Let’s see if an Oki Dog gives Jules indigestion.

  61. Snorghagen said,

    August 21, 2007 at 7:30

    The people doing all the breeding around the world… They are interested in your stuff, however, and sooner or later, they will swamp your kind out of existence.

    They’re interested in my stuff? You mean to tell me that evil dark foreigners are copulating like hamsters on jungle juice so that one day their offspring can break down my door and get their mitts on my white plastic laundry basket with the crack down the side, my used 25-year-old TV, my stack of old phone bills, and my mismatched collection of dinner plates? I never anticipated that.

    I should also point out that Curtis Allgier’s taste in facial adornment could compromise his chances of advancement should he choose to enter the banking field.

  62. g said,

    August 21, 2007 at 7:38

    Snorghagen – they’re after your laundry basket right after they swipe my moisture-swollen particle board bookcases and my Tupperware.

  63. g said,

    August 21, 2007 at 7:39

    Meximuslamofascists LOVE Tupperware.

  64. Anne Laurie said,

    August 21, 2007 at 7:47

    I see… I see Bart Simpson writing 100 times:
    I will not write grafitti on white supremacists.

    Rachel wins the thread!

    Let’s see if an Oki Dog gives Jules indigestion.

    Fun! Which end of his digestive tract are we gonna stuff it into?

  65. Patrick Phelan said,

    August 21, 2007 at 7:55

    “FOOLISH WESTERNER! Your puny single child cannot protect you from our breeding powers! Had you popped further sprogs, maybe your decadent lifestyle would have protected this… outdated laptop with the monitor bit almost broken off and no working battery that I now claim in the name of the Global Caliphate!”

    “Praise Allah!”

    “And now, on to next door, where I hear the elderly resident has a statue of a kitten… and very few grandchildren!

  66. Herr Doktor Bimler said,

    August 21, 2007 at 8:35

    Curtis Allgier’s taste in facial adornment could compromise his chances of advancement should he choose to enter the banking field.

    Dress him up with an expensive silk tie and a sharply-cut suit. Surely that will compensate for it.
    Anyway, I thought that banks were all into diversity hiring policies.

  67. M. Bouffant said,

    August 21, 2007 at 9:02

    Hey don’t forget the Oki Dog on Fairfax @ Willoughby (walking distance from The House of Bouffant). And the original which was on Santa Monica @ Gardner/Vista (now replaced by a Fat Burger) where you could see every punk in town after 0200 when the bars & clubs threw us out.
    And technically (even if J. Gold won hisse’f a Pulitzer) they’re Okinawan cooks, & might not like being identified w/ their Japanese oppressors. Good eatin’ anyway. I had two Polish Sausages wrapped in a burrito-sized tortilla for dinner tonight, & thought of the Oki Dog.

  68. atheist said,

    August 21, 2007 at 9:22

    Does anyone else think that Curtis Allgier looks high-yellow?

    Kinda. Also, his style of body adornment makes him look a lot like a latin gangster.

  69. links for 2007-08-21 « Dark Corner of the Empty Head said,

    August 21, 2007 at 10:22

    [...] Sadly, No! » “The Darkies Are Out-Breeding Us!” So I ask again: Why are so many white people so goddamn paranoid? (tags: racism wingnuts stupidity fatherhood) [...]

  70. Larry said,

    August 21, 2007 at 14:43

    The wisest course would have been for President Bush to use his nuclear weapons to force the Muslims to stop fucking, so that they all comply with his wishes and their race becomes extinct, or are all slaughtered. Oh, sorry, thread osmosis.

  71. Hysterical Woman said,

    August 21, 2007 at 14:54

    Six months off every two years? This isn’t France, bub.

  72. g said,

    August 21, 2007 at 16:05

    There’s nothing like the threat of nuclear destruction to get you out of the mood for love.

  73. Mooser said,

    August 21, 2007 at 18:52

    Remember, ladies, when you open your legs, you’re closing the door to Azatlan and the Caliphate!

    Whatsamatter, Mama? You an Islamofascist? C’mon, the future’s at stake!

  74. Dan Someone said,

    August 21, 2007 at 22:10

    pch1013, here is a “corazon” song that you might enjoy.

  75. thoughts from an empty head » Keeping Up With the Brown People said,

    August 21, 2007 at 22:20

    [...] Honestly, you couldn’t make up anything this stupid. [...]

  76. Truth Eagle said,

    August 22, 2007 at 17:16

    “Did you know that gay Mexicans are sneaking across our border to unplug our brain dead ladies?”

    -Homer Simpson (after watching Fox News)

  77. TlalocW said,

    August 22, 2007 at 17:35

    We need to be pro-active with the reconquista and just give Texas back to Mexico to hopefully assuage the desires of the peoples of Aztlan. This will be beneficial for both countries, but it will be especially beneficial for us as we would no longer have presidential candidates coming out of Texas… or reps or senators for that matter.

  78. cubiclegrrl said,

    August 22, 2007 at 20:14

    Wife: “Not tonight, dear: I have a headache.”

    Husband: “Why do you hate America?”

  79. squiddy said,

    August 22, 2007 at 20:22

    Latinos? Oh, you mean the pleasant, nonjudgemental people next door with family values.
    Oh, my goodness yes, what a threat.

  80. Duros62 said,

    August 22, 2007 at 22:09

    moms tend to make better mothers. You know why? Because they do.
    Silly me, I always thought it was because they were female, and had all the necessary equipment. I do know that dads make really shitty mothers.
    But pretty good pancakes.

  81. Ocelopotamus — Roundup: Fantasy History Edition said,

    August 23, 2007 at 22:33

    [...] No wonders what’s wrong with the brains of certain white conservatives who are obsessed with the idea that white people [...]

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