Take it away, Jules:
Above: Boston Herald editor Jules
“Rasse und Blut” Crittenden
Hey, [David] Neiwert, you want to be a real man … try having more kids. [...]
Look, staying home with the kids is fine, if that’s what you want to do. Nothing wrong with it. If your wife can take six months off every two years to squeeze another one out and breastfeed it, then fine. But for God’s sake stop whining about your manliness and use it. I have bad news for you. The people doing all the breeding around the world aren’t interested in consciousness-expanding gender neutrality and growing as New Age androgenoids or reducing their carbon footprints or trying to understand you in order to respect your differences or any of that. They are interested in your stuff, however, and sooner or later, they will swamp your kind out of existence. And a lot of them might not even bothering sticking around to be fathers at all while they’re at it.
In other words, there are lots of people out there in the world — be they Mexicans, Muslims or Negroes — who are out-breeding the honky race, and who want to steal all of our precious belongings and/or bodily fluids. The only way to save civilization, then, is by having as many babies as possible, lest we find ourselves awash in a sea of taco and falafel stands.
Speaking as a paranoid white guy myself, I simply do not understand the minds of white paranoids. They are convinced that dark-skinned people are involved in a broad conspiracy to have thousands of children who will be used soldiers in the coming Global War to Steal Whitey’s Flatscreens and iPods.
The table nods solemnly before marching onward to Topic A: the billion-strong swarm of Muslims who are poised to take over the world. The idea that Europe is being “taken over” is the unifying theme of this cruise. Some people go on singles’ cruises, some on ballroom-dancing cruises. This is the Muslims Are Coming cruise. Everyone thinks it. Everyone knows it. And the man most responsible for this insight is sitting only a few tables down: Mark Steyn. He is wearing sunglasses on top of his head and a bright shirt. Steyn’s thesis in his new book, America Alone, is simple: The “European races”–i.e., white people–”are too self-absorbed to breed,” but the Muslims are multiplying quickly. The inevitable result will be “large-scale evacuation operations circa 2015? as Europe is ceded to Al Qaeda and “Greater France remorselessly evolve[s] into Greater Bosnia.” He offers a light smearing of dubious demographic figures–he needs to turn 20 million European Muslims into more than 150 million in nine years, which is a lot of humping–to “prove” his case.
What’s behind this sort of insanity? As I’ve said before, I live in a largely Latino neighborhood and have never felt that any of my neighbors are plotting to knock down my door and pour hot salsa down my throat until I submit to the reconquista. Maybe that’s just because they’re being extra-extra sneaky about it and are waiting for the exact perfect moment to strike, but they’ve had five years to act and so far have done nothing.
So I ask again: Why are so many white people so goddamn paranoid?
Gavin adds: Perhaps they’re so worried about being outbred because of all the problems they have in the other direction.
Above: White supremacist Curtis Allgier
…The opposite of ‘outbred,’ I mean.