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LOLcons
Above: Glenn Reynolds
Above: Bob Allen (R-Merritt Island [FL])
‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita. (Online LOLcat builder here.)
[Submitted by Notochord]
‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita. (Online LOLcat builder here.)
Chan said,
August 17, 2007 at 17:19
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy make the bad man go away!
He looks at me when I’m asleep! He’s behind the blower in the ceiling!
Help me, mommy, I’m scared!
Marita said,
August 17, 2007 at 17:26
He’s behind the blower in the ceiling!
He’s behind the blower in the ceiling? I thought he was the blower in the ceiling.
t4toby said,
August 17, 2007 at 17:36
ceiling bob.
Ceiling Bob!
CEELING B0B!!!1!11
Bogdan Polcovnicu said,
August 17, 2007 at 17:40
about sex -something you didn’t know-
http://polcovnicu.blogspot.com
mikey said,
August 17, 2007 at 18:14
Umm, I’m a whole lot more worried about Ceiling Bogdan. He seems to be everywhere I go this morning.
Hold me…
Not you, Bogdan…
mikey
cleek said,
August 17, 2007 at 18:17
quick! alert the wingnuts, the Army is trying to defeat the Army!
Bob Allen said,
August 17, 2007 at 18:23
Did I say it was the n*ggers fault? I meant Cubans. Vote Bob Allen!
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/orl-boballen1607aug16,0,7520752.story
Jeff said,
August 17, 2007 at 18:39
I sure hope this LOLcons thing runs out of steam soon.
And if I ever catch the guy that started “icanhazcheezeburger”, well, lets just say I have a friend at Gitmo…
HemlockEcho said,
August 17, 2007 at 18:45
In Soviet Florida, prostitutes get oral sex from you.
atheist said,
August 17, 2007 at 18:46
It is pretty funny- for a while anyhow. I guess I’m starting to OD a little.
Kathleen said,
August 17, 2007 at 18:50
boo Jeff! yay LOLcons.
the GR one is hilarious. Ceiling Bob is disturbing me. I have ceiling panels in my office. WHAT IF HE IS UP THERE?!
Pinko Punko said,
August 17, 2007 at 18:50
Notochord is always awesome. ALSO, CAN WE GET SOME CREDIT HERE?????
There are tons of awesome taglines generated by the very public that so craves more LOlCons, and note the date stamp- we’re so far ahead of the trend we’re like an Apple Newton!
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 19:02
The Glenn Reynolds LOLcon is one of the funnier ones yet . But it would have been even better (if such a thing is conceivable) if it had read “I iz all up in yer singularity”.
t4toby said,
August 17, 2007 at 19:44
I think the attraction to the LOL(whatevers) situation is the interactivity of it all.
Kinda like Golf: Anyone can hit it out of the park and score a touchdown.
Gundamhead said,
August 17, 2007 at 19:45
Yes, the Glenn Reynolds one is absolutely perfect.
flawedplan said,
August 17, 2007 at 19:48
Sure is. Cooking with gas.
Duros62 said,
August 17, 2007 at 20:25
I have a robo Glenn Reynolds if anybody wants it.
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 20:52
I sure hope this LOLcons thing runs out of steam soon.
Dood: this LOLcon thing will never run out of steam. It is the source of endless hilarity.
And the thing is, while it may not be obvious to the adoring Sadly No public, don’t tell anybody but these LOLcons are a snap to produce. Gavin can churn these things out by the dozens.
And its amazing how they just seem fresher and fresher every day! I can’t believe it!
They should just get rid of that tired old “Sadly No” name. That kind of seemed clever for a while but it can’t hold a candle to the sheer genius of the LOcon. Nope, they should change their name to LOLcon.com, fire HTML Mencken and the rest, and just have Gavin pop those puppies out like rabbits.
Oh no!
I haz mixd meta4s!
LOL!
newone said,
August 17, 2007 at 21:16
“I’m waiting for the politics to say it’s OK to hug Bob Allen again — and they will,” he said.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Mommy, make the bogey man go away!
bl0ndej0n said,
August 17, 2007 at 21:22
tasteless:
introducing the STFcon:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/11376027@N03/1106586402/
(the anti-LOLcon)
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 21:28
bl0ndej0n:
That’s awesome. What can I say other than:
LOL!
roy edroso said,
August 17, 2007 at 21:41
Robo Reynolds is teh funny.
I notice that his spasms of transhumanism often conincide with spasms of survivalism. Whatta freak.
Kathleen said,
August 17, 2007 at 22:07
Glenn’s dream is almost here!
Dhalgren said,
August 17, 2007 at 22:22
In Soviet Florida, prostitutes get oral sex from you.
Exactly!
That was $20 and an offer for a blowjob, not $20 in exchange for a blowjob.
This will be hilarious forever.
bl0ndej0n said,
August 17, 2007 at 22:36
Exactly!
That was $20 and an offer for a blowjob, not $20 in exchange for a blowjob.
This will be hilarious forever.
Have you seen the guy? I wouldn’t touch him with someone else’s dick for $20. Maybe $50
billy pilgrim said,
August 18, 2007 at 1:39
Pinko, nobody gives the Bulls any propos anymore because that damn blog is MAKING TOO MUCH SENSE!!!
Pinko Punko said,
August 18, 2007 at 2:34
Dude, rememeber when whoever it was said:
Glenn Reynolds: “im in ur future, snorting ur nanobots”
Come on, that was totally awesome and PATENTED LolCon. You will be hearing from New York Law Firm.
Ozymandias said,
August 18, 2007 at 4:25
Lunar “ark” proposed…
Been there, done that…
Big Kahuna Burger said,
August 18, 2007 at 4:56
Funny you said Apple Newton, Pinko– looks like you’re more like Leibniz.
J said,
August 27, 2007 at 16:51
Lunar “ark”?
Did I miss a pun?
lunar ark
lunar arc
I plead insanity.