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LOLcons
Above: Warner Todd Huston, early 2007
Above: Warner Todd Huston, late 2007
‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita. (Online LOLcat builder here.)
[+ link]
+ bONUS hUSTON:
+ PS: If you’ve sent one in, I have ‘em in a posting queue here. (kthxbai)
Johnny Coelacanth said,
August 16, 2007 at 16:40
I’m not sure which look works better for him; the early 2007 malevolent redneck serial murderer or the late 2007 malevolent Fred Flintstone.
bargal20 said,
August 16, 2007 at 16:52
True story: Yesterday a guy walked into a bookshop in Alice Springs, a town of 25,000 people in the middle of the Australian outback. He took out a pen and scribbled in at least 8 Stephen King novels before he was noticed by other customers and walked out.
The manager followed him into a supermarket. It was Stephen King.
Dan Someone said,
August 16, 2007 at 17:11
Now this stuff is more my speed than the whole Chinese trade policy thread.
norbizness said,
August 16, 2007 at 17:11
I think that’s poker pro Howard Lederer after ingesting Stephen King.
mdhatter said,
August 16, 2007 at 17:24
Schumbudy bhringh me a bukkit.
but sir, it is wafer thin.
fardels bear said,
August 16, 2007 at 17:43
May I just say that the walrus portrayed in the provided link is a very big walrus.
FGFM said,
August 16, 2007 at 18:16
LOL Hitch
a different brad said,
August 16, 2007 at 18:28
Hmmm, it’d be topical for me to add an Althouse one to my queue, wouldn’t it?
Teh Elefant Seelz said,
August 16, 2007 at 18:44
May I just say that the walrus portrayed in the provided link is a very big walrus.
Nohnohnohnoh
Teh “walruz” n teh lynk iz an ELEFANT SEEL!!!
Don purpetuait teh lies!!!
P.S. Hav u evr walkd n a mal dresd as n elefant seel?
t4toby said,
August 16, 2007 at 19:30
Man, that Wingnut Face Mullet is severely overgrown.
That beard has Miyazaki’s Yupa written all over it.
Only malevolent. Like Johnny sed.
tasteless said,
August 16, 2007 at 19:32
“I has a bukit”
How does he do it? Does it get any funnier than that? Hey Daily Show, you’d have to be crazy not to hire this guy as a writer! Just look at the nuggets of pure comedic genius this guy casually tosses out on a daily basis, like so much popcorn!
How does Gavin come up with such fresh and witty material so damn consistently? Its almost like he has a secret formula! Which isn’t to say that his work is formulaic and repetitive, of course.
Keep it up Gavin! This formulai…er, this unfathomable variety of almos…er, scratch that, incredibly funny one liners will NEVER get old. Don’t even think about doing anything else. This is pure comedy gold. Just keep mining that vein, bro. It’ll never run out.
lesstaste said,
August 16, 2007 at 19:45
LOL!
morefilling said,
August 16, 2007 at 19:54
You know what else will never get old? Stalking Gavin like a prepubescent tweaker! AWESOME.
lesstaste said,
August 16, 2007 at 20:06
I haz a fan!
Thanks morefilling! LOL!
Its great to be appreciated and to know that people are really followng your work.
lesstaste said,
August 16, 2007 at 20:09
Tweeeaaakkkk!
Gavin M. said,
August 16, 2007 at 20:12
Back so soon?
t4toby said,
August 16, 2007 at 20:40
Dude! LOLmodels!
lesstaste said,
August 16, 2007 at 20:42
Dude, I wouldn’t want to take any risk at all that you might stop doing the LOLcons. That would just be a crime against the blogosphere. So I feel it is my duty really to give you daily encouragement to please never stop with the LOLcons. I live for them. Its like, I gotta see the Daily Show and I gotta see the LOLcons. I gotta get my daily fix. These two things set the standard for lefty comedic culture on the web today.
Marita said,
August 16, 2007 at 20:47
Well, Gav, if you want to get rid of our returned friend, all you really need to do is reinstate the captcha. He’ll never find his way back.
lesstaste said,
August 16, 2007 at 21:26
LOL!
I haz ip capcha!
LOL!
Fozzetti said,
August 16, 2007 at 23:01
I didn’t get the LOL stuff at first, and it took me while to appreciate it. Prob because I can’t figure out my text messaging stuff on my phone. How do U make a space?
mdhatter said,
August 16, 2007 at 23:50
tasteless can has another coffee
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 0:09
“tasteless can has another coffee”
for me to piss on you!
LOL!
U haz invizible gold shower!
LOL!
Jon Marie has ip capcha A-to-M and sitz on tasteless johnson! To poop on! Then Jon Marie haz rychus lip squeegee, LOL! For Gavin to poop on! LOL!
LOL!
Gavin M. said,
August 17, 2007 at 0:39
Um, how nice for you.
Listen, please go away. And by that I mean, please don’t jump up and down being like, “I do not have to go away LOLOLOL!” for like five hours, but instead skip to the next step of being tired of doing that and just neglecting to say anything.
As in, do something else. Watch TV, play XBox, the world’s your oyster.
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 1:03
For me to piss on!
LOL!
Marita said,
August 17, 2007 at 1:07
Silly tasteless. Robots can’t piss.
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 1:11
But I haz ip captcha???!!!
You haz shour of gold? Shure you haz shour of gold, huzzy!
LOL!
Gavin M. said,
August 17, 2007 at 1:11
Ass. Booger. Pee-pee.
Heh-heh. LOLOLOL.
Gavin M. said,
August 17, 2007 at 1:14
Heh heh.
Urine, behind, underwear.
Penis. LOLOLOL.
Heh heh.
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 1:15
Oh yeah?
I haz bukit, bucko!
To piss in!
LOL!
Marita said,
August 17, 2007 at 2:03
Shorter tasteless: You want trolls? I’ll show you a troll!
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 2:12
Now that’s the first witty and perceptive thing I’ve heard around here in a long time
Marita said,
August 17, 2007 at 2:16
Well, you have pretty much been talking to yourself.
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 2:17
oh there’s been plenty o’ troll chum
CaseyL said,
August 17, 2007 at 3:05
By his fixation with all things copro- and urophiliac, we shall know him: Looks like Ace decided to join in under a pseud.
Hi, Tasteless Ace! How’re those water sports workin’ out for ya?
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 3:43
How else?
swimmingly!
LOL!
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 3:46
Coming from Casey the Coprophage that’s classic!
LOL!
M. Bouffant said,
August 17, 2007 at 8:46
Uh-oh! Don’t let tasteless see this: “LOLCats have swept the nation. So much so, they’re sort of over,” @ t4toby’s link.
And tasteless: Do you prefer long, impenetrable posts on the economics & human rights implications of trade w/ China (which no amount of posting will solve, sadly) or a bit of humor? P. S.: Enjoyable as it is here, there are other plces in the t0õbze. Don’t let your browser hit you on the way out.
tasteless said,
August 17, 2007 at 15:10
I enjoy baseball and jesus and long walks in the park…….to piss on!
I also enjoy a bit of humor, which is why I so love LOLcons! Cause if yer lookin for a “bit” of humor, rather than, say, a “chunk” of humor or a “lot” of humor, then LOLcons are where its at, baby! Each one is prepackaged with trace quantities of residual humor!
Sadly, No! » Shorter Warner Todd “I Has A Bucket”* Huston said,
January 10, 2008 at 6:46
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