What, you think he said it OUTLOUD?? Where “they” could hear him??

Say, that reminds me: whatever happened to shoe-annie?

Same old, same old. In the early ’80s, some of my contemporaries were Randites, but quickkly got religion, as it were.

And Billy Pilgrim’s right, not that anyone was disagreeing. Mikey’s lucky he doesn’t know me; all I’d do all day is pester him about that. Didja write your memoir yet? Didja write your memoir yet? Didja write your memoir yet? (the epilogue would be about how, long after leaving war behind, he snapped and killed the irritating guy stateside)

Of course, ideally, he would’ve lived a life that’d make for a dull book, but alas. Plus that doesn’t seem to have stopped the McSweeney’s types.

Wheee! Two scummy tastes that taste scummier together!

God, I so hope the Fermi Paradox is wrong. We could really use an invasion of superior intelligences from Arcturus right about now. “Regime change” all over the board!

I’m the only white guy in the entire neighborhood.

You have to go out on Saturday and rake up the minority cooties.

They pile up in drifts.

Please don’t track them in the house….

mikey

What, you don’t think it took mighty, mighty balls for Takalaka to stand up in front of a room ful of women and other minorities and boldly assert his Straight White Male Prerogative!?!?

I mean, they *totally* could’ve gotten their minority cooties on him!

(Or kicked his ass, at least rhetorically, which is what I suspect actually happened, only he’s not going to share that part of the episode with us.)

and that’s STILL more daring than anything this guy has ever done.

Ronald Reagan.

(And lest “lookism” be called, check out J—’s link to the graphic at Rudy’ssite )

Being an asshole is not a prerogative.

When one is taught from birth that he is absolutely entitled to privilege, and that others are not, the fact that those others appear to have attained certain comforts is tantamount to theft or other crimes against “civility.”

I’s just calls ‘em like I see ‘em…

Pst! Dude! Why don’t you take a step back and ask yourself why you and the other two “white guys” are the “only ones saying anything offensive”?

In case you draw a blank, here’s a clue:

and that’s our prerogative.

Lessee, so “saying something offensive” is “An exclusive right or privilege held by a person or group, especially a hereditary or official right” belonging only to white males. And that in and of itself is not offensive?

Or were you referring to “being white and male” as “A special quality that confers superiority”? And were you surprised when the rest of the class thought you were an entitled asshole?

Gov. Tim Pawlenty, by voting for huge taxpayer subsidies for the Minnesota Twins’ stadium, has demonstrated he is part of the problem. However, Rep. Keith Ellison, by voting against those subsidies, has also demonstrated he is part of the problem (and is Muslim).