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By: Rufus

Rufus — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:19:05 +0000

That Sun is up there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop – EVER – until we are all dead!

By: Rufus

Rufus — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:44:43 +0000

If only Bill Clinton had been more interested in destroying the sun than deflowering underage interns, 9/11 never would have happened.

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scott thomas-dot-us » Suing the nappy-headed-bloggers who defamed me — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:49:41 +0000

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By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:13:24 +0000

Dammit, dammit, dammit, let’s not get distracted like a bunch of Dhimmicrats from the true menace of the SUN! All this arguing over snow is just leading us away from the threat of Solar Hegemony!

I’ve been drawing up some plans for a space-based anti-Sun particle beam since I was in high school, and with a little funding from the DOD and Homeland Security ($38 billion should suffice) I think I can solve this helioIslamic threat once and for all.

(What? You didn’t KNOW the SUN is in league with the Islamists?

Think about it! What’s their symbol? Why, a crescent moon! And why does the moon form a crescent in the first place? BECAUSE OF THE SUN! You see!? You see!? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!)

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:14:55 +0000

In fact there is NO SINGLE WORD FOR SNOW in Eskimonian.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:56:28 +0000

Eskimonians are known to congregate around the Al-Aska Mosque!

By: sonic

sonic — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:08:55 +0000

Oh no! exposed…….

Breaking

So called “Sonic” , not a real Patriot but in fact an UNDERCOVER TERRORIST LOVING ISLAMOCOMMUNAZI

Ace says “We knew all the time, he didn’t add up”

Michelle “How many more imposters are out there, Charles? Ace? me? Pam…are any of us real”?

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:47:40 +0000

Eskimos

Look, commie, if you’re going to take the words of Eskimonians over Americans I think we know where your sympathies lie. DEEP IN THE HEART OF AL QAEDA!

By: sonic

sonic — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:13:18 +0000

As for “Snow being cold”

Eskimos, who I assume know more about the issue that some candy assed Liberal, keep warm by building igloos from SNOW!!!!!

Another MSM lie bites the dust.

By: grizzledmountaintopveteranpicturetaker

grizzledmountaintopveteranpicturetaker — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:58:46 +0000

It just doesn’t ring true. Anybody that’s actually BEEN on a mountain knows you aren’t likely to find a Photo Shop. Where would they get film? Or chemicals?

I suspect this “Righteous Bubba” is merely another writer with ambitions, who lives in a valley, fabricating out of whole cloth these harrowing tales of photo processing at altitude.

grizzledmountaintopveteranpicturetaker

By: sonic

sonic — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:20:57 +0000

Breaking

Michelle Malkin is all over this, as is Ace of spades as Libtard claims to “work” in a photoshop on a mountain.

A reader writes

“I’ve been on every mountain in America and never seen a photo shop, who is this guy trying to kid”

Blackforce military bloggers have been hitting google and found not a sign of this alleged high altitude photo shop,. Mails to the editors of sadly no, the New York Times and CNN have produced no response.

Update

Reader, insaneloony 65, claims a photo shop on a mountain would have few customers as “It would be hard to drive to”

More to come.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:39:17 +0000

Heard of PHOTOSHOP hippy!

Dude, I WORK in a photo shop, on a mountain, and I can assure you that when snow falls it gets cold.

By: sonic

sonic — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:21:20 +0000

So the “politically correct view is the sun is hot,

Yet the temperature in space (where the “sun” is) is MINUS 269 CENTIGRADE*

Perhaps if you spent some time reading real books rather than Noam Chomsky you might get a clue America-haters.

By: Legalize

Legalize — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:04:39 +0000

I’ve seen no evidence of snow on any mountain. In fact, some well-known proponents of the presence of snow on mountain tops recently went on a trip to a mountain, sponsored by the No Snow On Mountains Freedom Association. They came back changed men, declaring that there is in fact no snow on mountains. They even published their findings in the New York Times, a publication famous for promoting the pro-snow agenda, thus proving that the sun’s heat is projected ONLY on the tops of mountains, thereby further making global warming a hippy-induced fraud.

By: sonic

sonic — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:53:03 +0000

“there’s SNOW there”

Heard of PHOTOSHOP hippy!

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:51:59 +0000

If the so called “Sun” is so damn hot, why is it colder when you climb a mountain.

Because there’s SNOW there. Duh.

By: sonic

sonic — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:48:30 +0000

If the so called “Sun” is so damn hot, why is it colder when you climb a mountain.

Surely if the sun was hot the closer you go to it the warmer you would be, so logically the sun must be a frozen ball of ice.

Take that sun-huggers!

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:13:34 +0000

So what kept atoms together before Jesus?

All I know is that it’s atom and Eve, not atom and Steve, hippie.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:01:33 +0000

So what kept atoms together before Jesus?

Superglue? twist ties? A powerful sexual longing?

By: Penh

Penh — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:47:09 +0000

Maybe if all you liberal types had ever had real JOBS you’d know what a THERMOS is! It keeps hot things hot and cool things cool! How do it know? With a VACUUM! Yes, there’s a VACUUM in your thermos! And what is a vacuum? It’s SPACE! Yes, the SAME space that’s between US and the SO-CALLED “sun”!! The heat and cold are terrified of the empty abyss of void so they STAY INSIDE the thermos! EVEN IF this sun-thing WERE a gigantic SCARY BALL OF FIRE, how could the heat ever get to us!??! Hello! There’s a big SPACE VACUUM in the way!!!! Anyone with any logic in their brains knows that JESUS keeps Earth warm, JUST LIKE he keeps ATOMS from flying apart because of their INNER FORCES. All this arguing over WHETHER there’s a sun is just MORE evil PLOTTING by liberal evil to distract from JESUS!!@!