Aug
11

LOLcons




Posted at 19:22 by D. Aristophanes

lolconsmalkin.jpg
Above: Michelle Malkin


‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita. (Online LOLcat builder here.)

36 Comments »

  1. watertiger said,

    August 11, 2007 at 19:23

    My lame effort.

  2. the_millionaire_lebowski said,

    August 11, 2007 at 19:38

    MOAR POAST!!

  3. His Grace said,

    August 11, 2007 at 19:39

    I amz Jon Doe. Hah I foild u.

  4. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    August 11, 2007 at 19:41

    LOL!

    Don’t tell the tr0ll!

    P.S. I like yours, too, WT.

  5. Irion said,

    August 11, 2007 at 19:56

    “YES WAI! IR irratabul cuz my vagisyl are borked. NE QUESTSHUN?”

  6. Seitz said,

    August 11, 2007 at 20:00

    I M SYKO MALKIN. THIS IZ SYKO THREAD.

  7. Big Kahuna Burger said,

    August 11, 2007 at 20:01

    fwiw.

  8. Psycheout said,

    August 11, 2007 at 20:03

    The stupid. It burns.

  9. Jrod said,

    August 11, 2007 at 20:17

    no rly i wite enuff no camp 4 me

  10. Jrod said,

    August 11, 2007 at 20:23

    Oh, and good work BKB. I figured you’d put that caption on this guy, but what a pleasent surprise!

  11. flatfoot said,

    August 11, 2007 at 20:44

    mia vaginaz angwry

  12. Mark said,

    August 11, 2007 at 20:47

    manik con is manik

  13. flatfoot said,

    August 11, 2007 at 20:50

    no kuuze 4yu

  14. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    August 11, 2007 at 20:52

    By the way, FDL is hosting Rick Noriega today. Rick is seeking to kick John ‘Box Turtle’ Cornyn out of the U.S. Senate.

    I kicked in $100 plus a 10% tip for Act Blue.

  15. Hoosier X said,

    August 11, 2007 at 21:12

    Would somebody explain the joke to Psycheout? I’m sure he feels horribly left out. You can tell he desperately wants to be one of the Kool Kidz because he keeps coming here.

    Poor little fella. Somebody help him out.

  16. Simba B. said,

    August 11, 2007 at 21:22

    I wish I had that kind of money to give, thunder. Unfortunately my disposable cash ATM is slightly higher than your contribution.

    Hoosier, you are aware that Psycheout is a bit…different than most of the trolls here?

  17. Pere Ubu said,

    August 11, 2007 at 21:40

    D. Aristophanes a winner is you

  18. mikey said,

    August 11, 2007 at 21:42

    Somebody explain it to me while you’re at it.

    It’s like mustard seed. Or sesame oil. A tiny bit adds some flavor.

    Use too much, the dish is inedible….

    mikey

  19. Soaring American Eagle said,

    August 11, 2007 at 21:44

    If you librul heathens want to know TEH TRUTH, you will read this website:

    http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/

  20. Hoosier X said,

    August 11, 2007 at 21:52

    I don’t always know what to make of Psycheout. I don’t know what to make of Blogs 4 Brownback. I work as a copy editor at a newspaper in a VERY conservative area and we get stuff for the letters page that is totally batshit crazy nutty nut wingnutalicious. No fake troll can say something so stupid that there isn’t a sincere conservative saying something stupider with a complete lack of self-awareness that he is saying something stupid.

    So I just go along with it. It’s fun!

  21. Clem said,

    August 11, 2007 at 22:08

    The Daily Brownbacker? (Rubs eyes with fists, does double-take.)

    The Daily Brownbacker?

    “Condom? No thanks, I prefer to go brownback.”

  22. Soaring American Eagle said,

    August 11, 2007 at 22:10

    Or should that be teh tro0th? LOL

  23. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    August 11, 2007 at 22:23

    Best blogs4brownback post evuh!11one!

  24. Hoosier X said,

    August 11, 2007 at 22:49

    I read that post, ifthethunderdontatya, and if I hadn’t been exposed to the bleatings of the Flat Earth Society lately, I wouldn’t be dubious about Blogs 4 Brownback as hoax site. But the Flat Earth Society is alive and well and their sincere and honest-to-god pronouncements are very much like the gobbledygook in that post.

    So I’m still unsure about Blogs 4 Brownback. I mean Mitt Romney is a front-runner. How the Hell?

    But, if Blogs 4 Brownback is a hoax, it’s the greatest ever!

    If it’s real …

    God help us all.

  25. Scott1960 said,

    August 11, 2007 at 23:25


    Here’s my lame attempt.

  26. M. Bouffant said,

    August 12, 2007 at 2:31

    Scott: That is rather lame, even for Microsnoft.

  27. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    August 12, 2007 at 4:45

    In the interests of freedom, democracy, and the spirit of fair play, I visited scott’s place.

    I’m guessin’ he wanted to post this link.

  28. Scott1960 said,

    August 12, 2007 at 4:49

    Good guess. My bad. Got in a hurry.

  29. Scott1960 said,

    August 12, 2007 at 5:10

    Oh, and thanks for posting the right one.

  30. The Kenosha Kid said,

    August 12, 2007 at 5:29

    im in ur blogspot, posting lolmalkins

  31. Psycheout said,

    August 12, 2007 at 8:01

    I’ve been a long time reader of Sadly No. I’m glad to see that they have abandoned LOLcons. Tha.worst.cosept.evah! OKTHXBYE!

  32. Jim said,

    August 12, 2007 at 13:51

    It appears now, based on the responses here, that the movie “Idiocracy” is not set in the future but is actually a documentary.

  33. stringonastick said,

    August 12, 2007 at 18:10

    Works for me, especially on a slow Friday afternoon or a lazy saturday morning. Let your inner kitten run free!

  34. Nullifidian said,

    August 12, 2007 at 20:27

    It appears now, based on the responses here, that the movie “Idiocracy” is not set in the future but is actually a documentary.

    Really? Not based on the state of America at large?

    Like “Whoops! We just lost slightly under 200,000 guns in Iraq! Who could have possibly foreseen that arming resistance fighters would create the potential for losing massive amounts of small arms?”

    Or 1991: “Saddam Hussein has nukes!” 2002: “Saddam Hussein has nukes!” Then c. 2004 to present: “Who could have foreseen that the claim that Hussein had nukes would be politically-motivated bullshit?”

    I dare say a few pictures of wackos with ungrammatical captions pales in comparison to the havoc that has been created by the idiots in the Bush administration.

  35. Boston Charlie said,

    August 12, 2007 at 23:06

    Shouldn’t Michelle have the “I can has puppyburgers?” caption?

  36. Andrew Jackson said,

    August 14, 2007 at 2:35

    What about that neocon hack harris faulkner? get her too!!

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